/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - QT FLOTUS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 12/16/17
youtu.be/CJcmL2eWlag
>Pres Trump departs WH for Camp David 12/16/17
youtu.be/dKIUMjfoCQ0
youtu.be/cNPlm9O4q3A
>Pres Trump returns to WH w/new hat 12/15/17
youtu.be/0Vgj0huA7kY
>Pres Trump visiting Marine Heli Squad One 12/15/17
youtu.be/mGPrYY2h1UM
>Pres Trump/Chief Kelly/AG Sessions/FBI Wray @FBI Natl Grad Ceremony 12/15/17
youtu.be/b6Dyrk_AWKQ
>Pres Trump departs WH on MarineOne 12/15/17
youtu.be/1dbFsIhjlhw
>Pres Trump statement before leaving WH 12/15/17
youtu.be/ezzrWwdrtxo
>AG Sessions Press Conf on Crime & shillary 12/15/17
youtu.be/XQ8yfd4ZxXs
>SoS T-Rex presser @UNSC 12/15/17
youtu.be/KtNt8ms2apw
>SoS T-Rex tells NoKo Rep to go fuck himself 12/15/17
youtu.be/SGGh_C57rxY
>SoS T-Rex @UNSC on NoKo 12/15/17
youtu.be/uIIGEhxHxqo
>SoS T-Rex meeting russian counterpart @UN 12/15/17
youtu.be/vTom0OW0wn4
>This Week @State 12/15/17
youtu.be/fIFpqX7gHCA
>Pres Trump talks about deregulation 12/14/17
youtu.be/scJUwZ3Me3U
>US/MEX Strat Diag on Transnational Crime (AG Sessions/DHS Sec Nielsen) 12/14/17
youtu.be/4HoGRrlvsc4
>SoS T-Rex hosts US/MEX Strategic Dialogue 12/14/17
youtu.be/9tFuxQACZ3M
>IntSec Zinke Work Env Survey 12/14/17
youtu.be/Np9YpailJ6c

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MAGA

Would you bake the Kristallnacht cake?

Leftoids BTFO.

>i like drumpf

AWOOOOO

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>I would say barely. Oddly enough, the one who was leading the charge in pointing out DeWine's blatant disregard for the second amendment was his now running mate Jon Husted. It's something I just don't understand. He went from taking aim at his lousy voting record on guns three months ago and now he's his running mate. Did something change? Does he just not care anymore I have no way of knowing at it's driving me nuts. It just makes me think even more that he sold himself out on this issue. Husted has an A+ rating from the NRA while DeWine at one point had an F. Now they're together.
I think that is how politics too often works, people just looking to rank up quickly. Maybe Husted will pull him right on it? I don't know. That is really weird.

>It's insanity. From what I've seen, the only other person who's left to point these things out now is a literally who congressman who's polling in the single digits.
Kek, wew. People need to force them to clarify.

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Well, I would advise that you either just try to stick with solo girls to the point where you get bored and reduce your consumption

Otherwise - have you ever tried jerking off without porn?

Yes but not the faggot one.

Yo Priestap.

$100 billion
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why?

yeah
It takes a long ass time, its not enjoyable, and honestly have a hard time keeping it up

the big fat check from Fox News makes Tucky a little chubby

Don't listen to anyone saying you can't go cold turkey. Literally just cut out porn and jack it to your imagination. Maybe fanfics or some shit if you're into that. It's the porn itself that is damaging. At best, you're programming your brain to crave voyeurism and instant gratification over pussy-directed effort. At worst, you're conditioning yourself to cuckoldry. One could argue the only porn category that avoids both of these without being 2D is point-of-view, but try searching for that and - surprise! - it's all incest porn. You cannot escape the degeneracy so long as you keep watching it, user.

also, I gotta appreciate Gorsuch's bantz

Well that's an obscure accusation. Has he been in the news recently or something? If I were counterintel ops I would be more aggressively honeypotting and intel gathering.

Cake with broken glass in it?

Sounds good to me

>projection and jealousy

Based Fascism Forever.

Is there any particular reason that people always respond to the same garbage over and over and over again with the same pointless responses?

It is certainly odd...

They expect a different outcome?

Why is everyone getting fat?

No, most of us ignore it but don't worry much because it helps us avoid page 3. Just treat it the way you treat the guy who posts weird "did you know" infographic demographic statistics.

Well, even still, perhaps if you start a process of say, resolving to jerk off without porn if you get the urge on one set day of the week, that can be built up to two, then three, etc., and I suspect the number of times you will feel compelled to will drop as well

>People need to force them to clarify.
I just feel that a lot of our people are content with the status quo. I don't know what it is, but Ohio is seemingly a magnet for RINOs. Our last Republican governor vetoed against loosening concealed carry laws, our current Republican governor wrote fucking John McCain in for the election last year, and our future Republican governor is crazy for the things I've just described. It's really saddening to see.

My 2018 prediction

Whats up with this guy? Seems based

>the guy who posts weird "did you know" infographic demographic statistics.

What's wrong with him? They're nice tidbits

Just put a yarmulke on your strawman instead of a maga hat and you'd be in the money, loser.

I N S A N I T Y

Every thread would be 10 times nicer if people just exercised a small amount of common sense.

He's a dumb nigger and garbage. He threw the whole thing by spouting Sup Forums lines and going on dumb stormnigger podcasts. You couldn't get more stupid.

Please, could you just not go on and on spouting the same stupid frustrated child lines at little image macros? What is wrong with you?

a little autistic with terrible optics

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Banter and shitposting is spreading to every level of government. But it seems that only one side is capable of wielding it effectively.
>there will be a landmark SC case based on cake theory
What a time to be alive.

Every thread would be better if every last person that replied to pasta leaf was gassed.

Wtf I love Alito now

>TFW Trump likes his terrorists tried in Saudi Arabia: Where the trial is swift and the penalty is PUBLIC BEHEADING.

Huh? What are you talking about? I gave a witty retort to a Hilldawg cuntbag.

Hillary lost shitlibs. Get over it.

this

Fash The Nation is a mainstream Republican podcast, it's just Rush Limbaugh for young people. wtf are you talking about?

With gusto.

Oh, and even though I don't give a shit about it at all, our one Republican senator has taken flak from his party over his stance on gay marriage.

WOWEE WHO WOULD BE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO SAY THE LEFT CANT MEME AFTER A WHOPPER LIKE THAT!!!! AMAZING!!!

Well yeah, Kasich was practically a left democrat in most ways. I feel like if the constituents demanded a harder line on guns for personal defense then they really wouldn't have any other option. I think hunter types who care about nothing but basic shotguns are partially to blame.

Nothing you said was remotely witty. Just quit it already.

What a dumb nigger you are. You guys are determined to lose elections.

I don’t know what any of this shit means, but if you think the Dems are going to gain seats I have bad news for you: It’s highly unlikely. People have jobs now and the economy is firing on all cylinders. Even blue blooded Dems are noticing this. Even if you get high dem turnout in 2018, you are still at a big disadvantage. Maybe the anti trump Propaganda will get more Dem voters to the polls, but the hard working Americans will crawl through broken glass and 20 miles of salt to vote the DNC out of office

>falling for really old bait that one nigger used to post every thread

Daily reminder that Hillary won the popular vote.

Some responses are newfriends falling for entry-level traps. Some are ironic and/or drunk anons who ignored 99 shillposts but their jimmies finally rustled at #100. But most are shills themselves, responding to their cohorts, their own proxies, or unknowingly to other shills, with the intent of creating a false discussion more likely to draw people in.

Stop biting stupid bait. How could you get so anal blasted about the same thing that has been posted hundreds of times and is so poor quality. What's your mental illness?

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I hope they add some shitpost charges as well, Saudi Arabia still executes men (yes, men) for witchcraft. They chopped off a few African migrant's heads for that a couple yeas ago, would be nice for Dopey Prince, who forced Trump to sell half the Plaza hotel and his yacht.

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There is no "popular vote" it's a mythical creation of newspapers to dispute elections they didn't like the outcome of. Nowhere in Article II will you find mention of a popular vote and nowhere in the U.S. code; it doesn't exist. It's a folk tale; you fucking nigger.

Checks out

>Fash The Nation is a mainstream Republican podcast
This is a joke, right?

Drumpf.

There I said it.

Why are Robots so racist?

can someone post the net neutrality conspiracy meme rundown? I need to redpill an amigo

>the patterns! I SEE THEM!

Sounds awesome.

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I'm surprised it didn't get stolen by nogs like that one that was traveling around the world.

>you will never know what it feels like to be this retarded
Good

On this day (Dec. 17th) 1777, France formally recognizes the United States

He did what needed be to done and they punished him for it

explain

An user on Sup Forums was prophetic about this:
When the anti-homeless vagrant robot was announced, Sup Forums said: "I hope they like that thing covered in shit."
Then they had to retire the robot within a month because it kept getting shit smeared on it.

Oh, wasn't that the one that got dismembered in Philly?

For everything that's wrong with Kasich, and believe me, there are many, the one thing I can give him credit for in this regard is that he has shifted further right over the course of his life when it comes to gun policies. Whether it was a genuine change of heart or merely relenting to the people of a reddening state, which I can only assume was the latter, he did go from voting in favor of the assault weapon ban in the 90s from when he was still a congressman to being a reverse Bob Taft in some ways by actually signing legislation that continued to loosen our concealed carry laws. I can only pray that our incoming governor is willing to do the same.

Hey, I just made this OC. Please save. Only other thread it's ever been posted in is here

Each robot lost makes the next generation more nog-proof than before. We already have AI on our side, and the drones will soon join too. Computers have no concept of social justice - only of mathematical facts. Technology will fight for us.

I read all of that in President Trump's voice

>build military bases in every country around the world
>act surprised when China starts to do it

Every thread would be better if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep.

Yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=U9-UuIjC66E

Heh. I didn't even think about that with the 'believe me'.

kek

What would be really nice though is if you and others can force the governor to make concessions or promises about guns and gun rights before they get elected, then hang that over their heads when they get in. I know it is important to get them through but that could be really valuable.

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>Trump won the election thanks to grassroots support from the internet
>his biggest legacy will be killing the internet

That delicious irony

Hey just like a real copper clubbing the homeless.

>DA INTERNET DON'TINT EXIST BEFORE 2015 HURR DURR

>The future belongs to us.

>not wanting the sweet release of death to free us from Sup Forums

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I WANT THE SECRET TESLA TIME MACHINE TECHNOLOGY

I for one welcome our AI robot overlords.

CIVIL WAR

>requires saving to your computer
Pleb-tier protection. Get your shit in order, user.

Is that Lupin

RIGHT WING AI NANOBOTS WHEN?

The homeless should be ground into bologna and used in school lunches, desultory ne. They've failed to contribute to society, they don't provide the sense of burdensome fulfillment of duty from taking care of a NEET, they just take up space and bring property values down.

>giving 'the internet' this much credit
I don't remember a bunch of laptops and computers attending his rallies.

3 Jews and a Muslim walk into a bar...

> actual cops always called racist
> solution: replace them with robots
> robots get called racist

CALLED
IT

Also did they ever fix the phones that didn't recognize blacks as people in photos?

>The homeless should be ground into bologna and used in school lunches
No that would cause health issues. Maybe fertiliser.

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