Are we gonna get anything for Christmas, lads?

Are we gonna get anything for Christmas, lads?

if you manage your contempt

>56%

I was diagnosed with cancer for christmas. I have a choice. Get myself mutilated and live another ten years or die before next christmas.

Does that count?

yes, a tax cut

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>t. John McCain

Which cancer?
I think I have skin cancer desu.

not really i make more money than the rest of my family and friends so they get me shitty gifts

Sorry bud. Make your final moments count and suicide bomb a synagogue or something. FBI this is SATIRE

just treat it yourself with the freeze away wart remover

Nah you're just a nigger

>naughty or nice
i just want to go back to the days before muslims blowing everybody up or stabbing us, i don't even care about their religion just wish they would go away.

>mutilated
They have to cut your prostate out or something? Ask for conservative treatment.

I want a big explosion somewhere in Europe to rile up the people during christmas gatherings.

Something massive. Something involving all those missing isis jihadis. No gay truck attack. I want a propper bomb to finish the year of islamic terror.

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You don't even deserve coal.

I would unironicly support this

Pff, it'll never happen.

Christians aren't so dumb as to stoop to the level of shitslamists.