Why are Slavs so... succesfull?

>completely absent from history until 1500 years ago
>no one even knows where they come from
>probably primitive forest dwellers
>proto-language lacks basic terms about society and military
>no organized state
>no writing system
>gave the word for slave

and yet

>basically BTFO the Eastern Roman Empire at its peak (Justinian)
>spread their language over literally half of Europe
>imposed their culture over literally half of Europe
>control over literally half of Asia
>repeatedly kicked G*rmany's butt
>got into space
>BASED AF
>last bastion of Western Civilization


Are the Slavs, dare I say, the original Übermenschen?

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descendants of Esau

they lost their blessing to Jacob, the one originally given to the firstborn Esau, but they are still children of Abraham, and thus still inherit the promises given to him specifically

I was hoping for some real answers, not Bible stories.

you're talking about ethnic slavs?

they're for the most part mongoloid

we are ayy lmaos warrior caste
true nordics should be our bosses but got corrupted and now we WAAAGH for all eternity

>given the word for “slave”

this is a myth. it comes from old words meaning “man” or “warrior”

>basically BTFO the Eastern Roman Empire at its peak (Justinian)
Byzantium was shit who did nothing but lose territory years after years.
>spread their language over literally half of Europe
Through the worst and coldest part of europe. And don't even consider talking about the balkans.
>imposed their culture over literally half of Europe
Same as above.
>control over literally half of Asia
Only the part of it which is a fucking wasteland. They never got the wealthy part of it.
>repeatedly kicked G*rmany's butt
No, and even if you actually did it's nothing but an achievement, germans are a disgrace.
>got into space
That's there only true part of it, but westerners did it too.
>BASED AF
When did "based" started to mean "alcoholic"?
>last bastion of Western Civilization
Kek.

Hello there where is proof?

more like "fame" or "word"
słowo -> słowianie (word people)
niemi->niemcy (germans/those tho are mute)
Sława -> fame
warriors are Serbs

venetian bulls BTFO byzantium not you cucks

similiar in croatian
slovo
njem
slava
serbs are orcs tho

>they're for the most part mongoloid
haha yeah, nice meme

There are 2 types of slavs.
The bydlo niggers who lived in current eastern europe and the Aryan living gods who came down from hyperborea.
You can easily see which is which.
The Aryan spirit is strong in the Slavs.

but bracie Chorwacie, we are all orcs
serbs are the orciest orcs, Uruk-Hai if you say so
still better than goblins of ukraine

Is this where the white Christians argue instead of fighting us?
>Good goyim!

bratu moj, its ok i still love you

butthurt mohamed

dumb shartfags with no regional idendity need to fuck off

slavs are the real aryans, wake up

we do not give a fuck about your name to describe us
we know what we are
kompot drinking, constantly fighting, sometimes kinda slow, sometimes really smart but always brave as fuck people

you forgot to include how our ancestors easily converted to Christanity with the Irish method

My ancestors participated in the rape of turkish villagers when the Russian Empire won in the Ottoman Empires. I won't to continue the tradition and rape a turkish kid one day.

what is wrong with educacation in america

Tough words coming from european nigger central.

Well the amerimutt isn't entirely wrong. Russia is a diverse country, especially outside of its core lands, the 'great russian plain' i.e. muscovy. For example, I about one half people I see on the streets are like those from your picture - mind you, I live in outer manchuria - the southeaternmost part of the country. The other half are those le mongol memes, i.e. mongoloid-admixed slavs, and the rest are central asian gastarbeiter. That's it basically.

did the serbs get the name warrior as a sarcastic joke, when will this meme die.
serbs have one of the worst military track records.

No, the conversion was political. Even in 18th century pagan beliefs were strong. It wasn't easy.

so perhaps you should get your own %white meme Ivan

basically a snow iberian without the crushingly aging population, and an already redpilled youth.

they got it from protoslavic
it means "Brave", "warrior" or something along the lines
Belgium is still called belgium even if it is little pakistan right now, stop being angry at names

>claims serbs are good at warfare
>get pissy when called out for it

I claim that their name means so, chocolate man

do the belgians have even an army ?

We have it, that's the point of le mongol russians. It is real, yet extremely overblown at times. Mongrels are noticeably more savage/stereotypical though.

two homeless niggas call each other broke

what mohamed said about the slavs is true though, they haven't done much

clearly slavs are the kings of sarcasm

not now my senegalese brother i'm busy

At first it was,due to the Bavarians helping Carantanians killing off the Avars. In which we became a Vassal and were required to convert into Christanity with the non-violent Irish method way unlike the Franks. This made us still have our Pagan traditions kept for so long till today.

Once Gorazd and Hotimir converted,the majority of population did it too in response without complications.

alsacien je parie

Yes, westerners are subhumans.
Belgium is just there to control the EU with their kikery.

pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_de_batalhas_de_Portugal
we have a pretty good track record, but from the 17th century forward we were basically always under armed, lacking men and overall technological/tactical superiority. not withstanding of course the scale of our conflicts, constantly having one of the worlds smallest populations.

I meant the other way around. The English word "slave" (probably) comes from "Slav".

Or you mean English "slave" comes from old words meaning “man” or “warrior”? Source?

we are too straightforward and no-bullshit for sarcasm
this is why we do not smile often as well

Our Lord Yeshua Hamashiach (Jesus Christ) chose us

>expandourmind.com/2016/07/11/prophecies-russia-will-fight-antichrist-world-war-iii-2016-07-11/

how the fuck would I know from where english words come? Am I englishman?

>English "slave" comes from old words meaning
No. They kinda came and asked "who you guys are" and they kinda told them "cлaвянe" (slavyane), and it's transformed into "slavs" later.

>pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_de_batalhas_de_Portugal
this is a slav thread why bring up portugal

the southern slavs i know are the kings of sarcasm and witty comebacks

when you have warmth you can be witty
we are too cold for this

It was meant for the American guy.

Bizantine and Roma first saw us 1500 years ago when we came from Asia. We had democratic society, but not letters so we don't have records before Konstantin and Method were hired to invent letters for us.
Our weapons were axe and buckler... our god of lightning was Perun etc. In fact reason why people don't know about Slavs too much before 5th century is Gearge Soros' books for schools, that hungarian son of jew-betraying kike hates Slavs may be because he looks like an elephant cunt and he smells like sweaty balls.

heuristic similarities / iberian superiority, fl*mish dog

only catholic slavs are successful. Orthodox is cucked and just keeps getting conquered by turks.

again were talking about slavs not roma gypsies you have no blood relation to slavs

idk how i can live with myself knowing there's a tangible genetic separation between me and that guy laying rocks on pavement

>>no one even knows where they come from
Deep inside you know the answer, truth will set you free.

wow you have pavement in gypsie kingdom, you've come a long way from living in caravans and fucking you sister.

props buddy maybe in a few centuries youll have running water

>dat pic
WE

>last bastion of Western Civilization
Kek.
kek indeed, just look at pic related

It's true though, all of it.

WUZ

our pavement has been here for atleast 4x the amount of time you've had a country, and infinitesimally if you look at things properly. you fags have no history or accomplishments. stick to thinking you're at intellectual odds with the dutch newfag

i just joined this thread to tell you that you know shit about Slav history. It is true, we don't know much about slavs from the written sources as the oldest "made by slavs""written" artifacts are probably not older than from III century AD.
But... there are a lot of mentions in for example norse sagas. We have thousands of historical dig sites, we got a lot of our knowledge from the modern day genetics as well as linguistics.

As far as i know, Western Slavs (Poles, Czechs and Slovaks) have been living in the areas (see pic) since at least V MILLENIUM BC!!!

No organized state... also a bullshit... They didn't have some kind of national identity that would bind them together, but they were all speaking exacly the same language, they were able to organize themselves into thousands man strong armies in case of war -> example -> Tollense river battle.


You need to understand 1 basic thing. The History that 90% of europeans are taught, is German version of the history, that is in line with for example drang nach ost ideology aka Germans were ancient roman cesars, they were vikings, they were aryans etc etc.

Sooner or later when eastern europe will get more influence on western world we will start redpilling them about slavic history.

>gave the word for slave
Fcking retard... slave was your mom. How about you actually read a single book on slavs instead of shitposting after reading 1 article writen by some german snowflake on /his/

>completely absent from history until 1500 years ago
>no one even knows where they come from
>probably primitive forest dwellers
>proto-language lacks basic terms about society and military
>no organized state
>no writing system
>gave the word for slave

ever watched radovan damjanovic you cuck

those pictures are fucking best when posted under macedonian flag

They come from the Pripyat river valley

russia, china, anglo-america.

only relevant world players, everyone else including jews and krauts are larpers.

Don't let anyone divide us, we are children of the gods!

nah, we actually came from South America, they still worship some shit we left

>gave the word for slave

I don't claim that, most western sources do. See >The English word "slave" (probably) comes from "Slav"

Give us some Slav redpills?

>Orcs
>Uruk-Hai
but if Ukranians are goblins and we are the Uruk-Hai doesn't that mean that the other Slavs are just diffrent type off Orc or Goblin???
Also hear the Serbian war cry
youtube.com/watch?v=jt_9fsA_XmA

And yet it's Russians who draw them.

>no one knows
>implying they didn't come from Aryan Atlantis with the rest of us when it sank, prompting the Indo-European diaspora thousands and thousands of years ago

>the other Slavs are just diffrent type off Orc or Goblin?
bretty much yeah

Yeah I know, they're big meme on runet, basically our equivalent of WE but tremendously more bizzare

The Finnish word for slave: Orja, actually comes from proto indo-iranian word arya.

What I don't understand is why are we called "slovaks".

We are "SloVENsko" in my language, slovak woman is "sloVENka" but for some reason slovak man is "sloVÁK". It was even in books made by WE WUZers from 18th century that we are SloVENi and not SloVÁCi.

It annoys me that it's not lingustically united.

Poland has lower crime and homicide (0.74) rate than Germany(0.85),UK(0.95) and France(1.5)

Sorry, mate, Slovenka was already taken.

>we actually came from South America, t
This makes absolutely no sense though. Linguistics, genetics, etc. are completely against this

North-West Russians mostly have Finno-Ugric ancestry but were russianized.

>no writing system
Runes. Runes are the signs representing positions of speech organs during making sounds (teeth, lips, tongue, etc.). When there are runes being found in central/eastern part of Europe it's being automatically assumed they are Germanic but they don't make any words in Germanic langues, they sound like words from Slavic languages.

Many other OPs claims are also bullshit.

nothing in this world make sense, there are chinese in canada, turks in germany, pakis in UK and shitshow everywhere
stop mocking our ancient mythos

Theres less people from third world countries in Poland than Germany, UK and France.

Slovenka is lingustically correct though. Slovak woman in slovak is slovenka.
It's the only correct one.

and this is our fault somehow? Germany, France and UK could not invite them

slav - słowo - word.
Read about ancient roman word for slave, it was totaly different to the word describing slavs.

sorry not in a mood, you could browse Sup Forums archives tho, there are many topics with redpills. I will just tell you that eastern germany and Poland is full with slavic settlements that are dating few milleniums b.c.

ok i will give you 1 small redpill. There were 2 theories on origins of slavs (at least west slavs)
autochthonous and allochthonous. The one stating that "bohoo slavs came in vth century from the east" is only based on discoveries of some wheeled carts, nothing else. the Other theory that was based on archeological digsites etc stated that western slavs were living in central europe since like forever.
The theory that west slavs were there forever was present in our history always, the one that we came from the east, started in XVI - XVIII century if i remember well and it was pushed by for example Martin Luther who created idea of "germanic race" that is some kind of mystical ancient race. Hitler was another german who tried to push this theory but hey... if you take a look at archeological digsited there is not a single ancient german settlement even in eastern germany. What you have instead are just hundreds of graveyards with slavic corpses, countless settlements etc etc.

Also a lot is yet to be discovered as 75% of major archeological discoveries in Europe was found in the last 30 years, not earlier

>got into space
>Poland
>OPs claims are bullshit

old meme, but kek nevertheless

So both Slovak woman and Slovene woman are Slovenka in Slovak?

And you get mad because people mix you both up?

it's slovinka because slovaks are weird

Slovinka is slovenian woman in slovak
Slovenka is sloevnian woman in slovenian.
Slovenka is slovak woman in slovak.
And how's slovak woman in slovenian I don't know.

slovak/slovakinja

Another intresting fact is that
Sorbs - slavic germans, speak slavic language from VIII century. In Poland Kaszuby region people speak slavic language from XII century.

I don't know much about south slavs and their real origin because there are also many theories on when they separated, but if we assume that they also lived in the area of germany, it would be them who would understand Sorbs the most (if we assume that their language didn't change much overtime, just like with kaszubs)

Here is the example of Sorb language
youtube.com/watch?v=h-zRM3JoDDI
youtube.com/watch?v=07CvdRr8Cr4

Just 1 thing that is making me confused is that Sorbs identified as related to Poles and they wanted to get independence from Germany and join Poland somewhere in early XX century.

Really? I thought that was more of a Balt thing since they converted last.

Although paganism lingered in the countryside in a lot of Europe for far longer than the Church would have liked.

Do you really need to ask?

Yes we are and now is coming another age of slavic expansion, we just need to w8 for collapse of western babilon once again. Sława!

>Never got to the wealthy part
kek, fucking imbecile
Siberia is full of ore like Iron, silver, gold, and full of gems like diamonds. And don't forget the petroleum!
You're so full of shit ahmed.

Polish Vodka is shit
Rakija is much better

We need to kill the Germans to save Europe.

They've been cucking and fucking shit up for all of us forever.

I am entertained by this.

>Rakija
it's shit
polish mead is much better