Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this. Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.
Australia is a hoax. Wake up
Ha! I always knew it wasn't actually full
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shut the fuck up you retarded fuckin mutt
big if true
>The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions
Oh honey we exist all right. Fly over some time I'll invite you over and give you the best oral sex you have ever had. I'm gay for foreign holes
You're a fucking idiot. Explain kangaroos.
An autistic kid tried to draw a horse and it became the definitive symbol of """Australia."""
i've been to australia, and I've traveled from sout to north on my own.
its real, fuck off
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Hello CIA.
>give you the best oral sex
>gay for foreign holes
Well, which is it?
i've been there you moron
Oy vey, the CIA is active today.
massive if real
And today on pol/... Australia is not real!
I know why people believe the holocaust denial stuff now
Can confirm that Aussieland is actually antatica. The south is hot as we are closer to hell. There is no south poll of ice just a burning fire
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You've not truly taken the redpill if you believe in """Australia."""
Antarctica** can confirm as Aussie drunk dude
>Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas
if only i was
t. shlomo "flat-earth" noseberg
No government subversion will work, Jebediah.
I bet you really believe that the shocking truth is that everybody attempting to visit australia is narcotized and abducted to a place in Indonesia. Fake people and fake villages there. Like in the Truman show nothing there is real and everyone is an actor or robot.
The Western part of Australia have kinda the same shape as the southern part of Norway. Never noticed that before.
It's all unravelling, "australians."
Explain how I've been there twice on ships and seen kangaroos with my eyeballs. Explain how this hoax was organized so that independent sailors end up there. Explain where the cities actually are that people think are in Australia and why no one wandering around the south Pacific has stumbled on these places that are suppose to be somewhere else.
if only then it wouldn't be so fking hot
This is also why you have to turn your phone off, they don’t want you to see when they change your GPS
>He actually thinks he was there and wasn't on a psychedelic trip
if that is true where did those californians got the eucalipt that burned them?
is it a conspiracy to set fire to callifornia?
The British crossed south America to deliver the trees from GUINEA.
top pasta
It is no surprise that the news pundits cant come up with any widespread influence this land of Oz has other than KANGAROOS AN SHEEIT.
I'm fully aware of all my chemical inputs during both forays into that God forsaken continent.
This is so dumb. I can't believe that you actually believe this.
What about Aborigines?
you fit the pic
Can this be a thing? Please? Like the next flat Earth?
>Implying that it isn't true
He'll suck your dick but you're getting it in the ass
Reported.
Love that pic
>believes in Santa
>Australia not real
quality shit post
slide thread, sage and report
I always wanted to be a CIA nigger
The truth is no shitpost.
>Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas
plausible
Take the redpill, leaf.
Well that's reassuring, I thought I had to exist for a few decades there.