Is she looking at a feminine penis?

Is she looking at a feminine penis?

This show has some good parts but it gets on my nerves really easily.

>Filename
At least you're self aware.

>tfw Aqua will never look at you like this

Are you the same insecure person?

a penis cant be feminine

traps are gay, futa is gay, stop making excuses

No. I'm the guy who gets agitated when Aqua or Kazuma starts bitching at the top of their lungs for obnoxious five minute stretches even Darkness is not immune. First season showed them come together when things get tough so their freakouts had balance. This season it's just been nails on a chalkboard.

Objectively incorrect.

Whoops, meant for

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Just because his duck is small doesn't mean he doesn't have a small heart. He is big on the inside.

I want to create demi-gods with Aqua!

no, but if you want I can show you my tiny feminine penis

>not even blushing
She's experienced huh?

>Normally Darkness is an M, total pervert but she blushes and hides her face at naked Kazuma
>Normally Aqua cures and is useless, but Aqua scoffs and grins at naked Kazuma

This series has so much gap moe.

>that's 50% gay
I hate people like this. They're so fucking retarded.

4 u

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Should have capped it later. Many more people came to laugh at /r9k/.

Nah she's just seen so many dicks in her time she's not impressed by any of them.

>Futa is gay

What if you like futa and are not attracted to dudes? Are you gay? You don't like men; so how are you gay?

Does watching a woman fuck another woman with a strap-on make you gay? Even though you're just getting off to the ridiculously sexy fantasy of seeing a girl get penetrated while smushing up breasts and making out with the grill fucking her? How is that a gay feeling. Puhrease explain to me.

>aqua
>soft, straight hair
My penis

>Does watching a woman fuck another woman with a strap-on make you gay?

Yes. If you need it explained to you you're already beyond saving. I suggest you start wearing a skirt and practicing your dick sucking technique, because that's all the future holds for you.

It's only gay if the balls don't touch

It's cool and fun. But then you go and say that futa on male is best, sending to trash your carefully thought-out justification.

still 25% straight.

Just accept you're not completely straight, there's nothing wrong with that. Sexuality is not a zero-sum game.

Trap and futafags are cancer. I wish they had never made /lgbt/ so they would have stuck to Sup Forums and /d/.

It is if you're completely homosexual. Because then you'll never have children. Making it a zero sum game, literally.

>You look at porn I don't like, lolz ur gay, admit it

Unless you fuck guys, you're not really gay. People will spin it whatever bullshit way they want to call someone gay to their whims, but no. Do you take penis into butt and are a man, that's the indicator to show whether you're gay.

Although using this logic you're not really anything if you don't end up fucking anything.

Porn is just porn, I see a hundred stories a night that I would never translate into anything in real life without being disgusted, but in crazy porn land anything works.

That's the best part though.
I love futa on futa doujins where the girls fuck each other with massive dicks, semen flies in the air and the balls shake left ad right.

If i were in Kazumas position, i'd find it hard to get anything done, because i wouldn't be able to keep my hands off Aqua and be putting so many babies inside her!

I don't think she's even thinking about size.
She's looking at a pretty much PERFECTLY executed dick joke, how can you NOT chuckle at that point?

best girl

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kazuma pls

>Trying to desperetaly convince myswlf vore is shit and that im not into it
>Every scene with toads
>Aqua, Megumin and even prosecutor chick get slowly swallowed and covered in slime
Goddammit boner why why the fuck why

I know fetishes are not rational, but I don't understand the appeal of vore at all.

Chomusuke is the best.

Same here dude

>agegap /ll/

Aqua a best

does that mean megumins sister is all starving all alone in that shack of a house?

I don't think she'd die even if you killed her. She's too genki and evil.

is she really the demon king

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough to challenge it

He's not erect so what does it matter?

Hey OP, cut it out.

This has to stop.

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Any subject matter can be associated with a sexual response through operant conditioning. You see a cute girl expressing pleasure at the prospect of being eaten by a frog, the girl's excitement elicits an aroused response from the viewer, in the same way that a dog associates food with the sound of a bell ringing, the viewer will make a weak association between being eaten by frogs and arousal.

If this happens often enough, one becomes aware of this association and can begin deliberately seeking out content which plays off of this association, from that point you're just reinforcing the fetish to become stronger and stronger forever.

Some fetishes have reasonable explications, but I'd attribute that to coincidentally having a higher prevalence in non-fetishized porn (it's more likely that a creampie happens than a giant frog eating the cast)

He's right you know. Its been mathematically proven.

KAZUMA KAZMA

>George Costanza getting aroused by pastrami.avi

>You will never get trashed with Aqua and your fellow guildmates while bullying Megumin, Darkness, and Yunyun
Why live?

Fuck, stop making me depressed man

Nice trips, may Aqua smile upon you. Axis cult 4 lyfe

whats wrong, have a small penis?

Thanks user.
The trips were brought upon us by the goddess herself Aqua.
Let her forever smile happily.

>being a man is automatically gay
>being a girl isn't gay unless its girl on girl
logic = none

I love SPH and penis bullying desu

PRAISE AQUA

judging by her expression she has seen a lot of dicks in her time

God, what a bitch.
I love her.

Hai. Kazuma desu.

they enjoy futa, what the hell were you expecting?

I want Aqua to laugh at my dick.

Was it really vvore? Seeing someone get slimed can be arotic/funny. But I bet the appeal wears off if the frogs were actually successful at eating the girls and they slowly dissolve while screaming in absolute horror and pain.

inb4 somebody gets an erection to above statement

I want her to laugh at it and tease it then lick it until it gradually escalates to loving missionary sex in a dark room for the purpose of of procreation.

Jokes on you I already had an erection prior to reading your post.

making Sup Forums great again one post at a time

>Megumin writes "legendary sword excalibur" on Kazuma's abs with an arrow pointing down
>Darkness acts like this is the lewdest thing ever, even though she has already seen Kazuma's dick and Megumin didn't even have to pull Kazuma's pants down to do this
>Megumin is so ashamed for some reason that she opts to stay over at Yunyun's for now
I don't get it.

japan

So she totally wants the D right now in the series correct?

Because Megumin has a tattoo that says "Avalon" on top of her womb, doesn't she?

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That thigh gap tho.

Did you guys know that 5.1 inches is average?
That means at least half the population's penis is below 5.1"

She was not ashamed, she was afraid he would get back at her.

No.

Not Aqua's fault you've got a substandard penis.

>average
The word you are looking for is median.

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ITT: Redditors and newfags getting triggered by futas, the oldest and more obvious bait of this site.

No, average. Though it might be both.

You people were hated back in the day too, /d/ was made to get rid of your ilk from /h/.

I'm OK with that you homo.
What is actually gay is your inability to look beyond a social construct.

IF LOVING FUTA IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!

That's not how averages work you retard.

>social construct
Fag.

Definitely.

I doubt Kazuma had such a cute dick. And honestly, he needed that after getting gawked at by Megumin and Darkness. Aqua always pulls this back from going haremshit.

is this you?

Kazuma should be on those ads/pop-ups for penis growth pills
>When I drop my pants, I see fear in women's eyes

>that post
But the entire point of the humor is its placing characters in sexually humiliating predicaments. Of course his dick's gonna get laughed at. He pisses himself in the first episode like nigga

I don't get Darkness reaction, to be honest.

here's the real question: cut or uncut?

He's a virgin so he probably has a severe case of phimosis.

Actually, Darkness and Megumin blushed heavily and were somewhat aroused at the sight of Kazuma's dick, so it's confusing. Maybe Aqua's smirk was more of a "Ooh look what you are packing" instead of laughing at it? Their reactions suggest a totally different size for Kazuma.

I mean, you wouldn't precisely call "Excalibur" such a small penis.

Only americans mutilate their penises at birth

Maybe he's a grower and not a shower