Sup Forums, I am bored. Tell me about your favorite anime...

Sup Forums, I am bored. Tell me about your favorite anime. But you can't be specific or tell me the name! Give me a vague summary in one sentence.

Dirty minded high school girls.

Yuyushiki

Battle harem where you progressively get tired of all the girls and just watch it because of the main character.

The more is mentioned, the more creative a rec thread veil is.

I fail to understand what you mean by this.

Phantom World?

To help spirits pass on, a guy complains to mediums.

An unsatisfying, patronizing waste of 600 minutes of my time. Also there's waifus.

Evangelion.

A man enters a high stakes tournament to get enough money to file his nose down.

Nope.

Yuru Yuri or Seitokai Yakuindomo

a girl with special eyes is controlled by a useless nerd

I don't know of any anime to recommend to /a because they would make fun of me

One of the MC's goes bananas and becomes some kind of anti-christ. There's a cute tomboy and cool bikes.

It's someone's d&d campaign starring a sorceress who's as OP as a 3rd ed. wizard.

SYD is correct.

Brothers hit the road

One's healing with comedy, the other's comedy with comedy.

So there's aliens that were fighting aliens and then humans find alien technology so they can go fight aliens but then the aliens kill everybody except the humans that were in space.
But it all turns out okay.

Some people survived in shelters made out of half-finished grand cannons, too.

I'm gonna stick my dick in this blue haired alien, consequences be damned.

You better fucking not.

...

Man I should have worded that better. No, no TM or any derivative series.

Fist of the North Star.

Wacky shenanigans with 6 NEETS

Are you retarded? This entire thing hinges on OP knowing the show and being able to guess what it is. It's not a veiled rec thread, it's a veiled "Describe this anime poorly" thread from a newfag who probably doesn't know what those are because he didn't bother to lurk.

You should still fuck off, though.

>/a
You get the fuck out, too.

Would SYD be a good starting anime when introducing anime to my young cousin

Girl becomes an actress and after much training and many roles, she is finally allowed to play a tree.

Depends how young. It's riddled with sex jokes. Literal dildos appear in the show.

Love you too, user

Aldnoah Zero

Smoking girl, young boy, coming of age, Gainax fun, robots, pillows.

A strawberry runs from home and makes friends with a prince, a dog, and two cats.

You know, I guess Aldnoah does fit that. already got it, though.

FuckyCuckly

12,000 years later, humanity got its groove back.

Correctamundo familiam

Cute girls doing cute things.

A guy dates moe robot coworker.

If plastic memories is your favourite anime, you really have shit taste.

Loser teams up with semi-loser to create erotic weebshit.

Not really favourite Anime but definitely favourite romance.
Can't help there is so little romances with girls like Isla that have actual romantic development.

Humans use the power of love and self-confidence to do the impossible

is this LUM

No try again.

"I will fuck this blue haired alien, consequences(getting my ass beat) be damned."

Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko

You found out my secret now im going to hurt you because you can't help me, wait i can't hurt you so now you can help me.

Toilet fetishist tries a variety of different jobs.

Vampire Hunter D?

Utterly insane schoolkids talk about life.

Jesus fuck how many shows about this are there.

>I will stick my dick in this blue haired alien, consequensens, ass-beatings and emotionally unstable mecha be damned.

Some asshole keeps pushing an old man with one eye down stairs

Man dreams of riding space bicycle

I didn't think it was Eva but is it?

the nation of poland: the anime

One woman and 2 men jump through time but actually stay in the same room

quick attacks, kings and great kings, iron wall, cats and blackbirds

This is like, half of /m/ in one sentence i think.

I'm going to bed, so I'll just post the answer.

Steins gate?

A patchwork and a tumor save lives.

It's Eureka seveN. I'm sorry guys I'm drunk and can't think of a more clever way to do this right now I give up.

Busty Space Catgirls

>blue haired
What the hell isn't it green?

Second hint: the human head cannot rotate 180 degrees.

High School DxD

Kaiji

Guys in Tokyo living adventures with this rider. Also, there's a keikakku guy.

durarara

I don't even give a shit at this point I'm going to bed.

Diebuster or Aquarion EVOL/whatever the more recent sequel no one watched was

Golden Boy

Correct

No

An autist helping a liar collect weapons.

A guy jacks off to a sleeping girl, gets so ashamed he crawls back inside his mother, and gets reborn into a world where it is just him and the girl he jacked off to

EoE

MC finds out that he's more easily motivated by the risk of starvation than he is by pussy, then tries to become a hero by becoming an hero and fails in a ridiculously appropriate way because he can't listen to taxi drivers.

1) You lose if you shoot your enemy! Move them with your SONG!

2) Programming genius becomes ace pilot even though she was shit at it at first through HARD WORK.

3) Space workers clean up space while wearing diapers, with LOVE.

planetes for 3

Only love, friendship and time travel can stop the loli trafficking of pedokawaiiusagineko.

Macross 7

If dubs then it's EoE.

Girls starts dressing like a slut to defy her sister. But the sister enjoys it and joins in. However this comes to bite her in the ass later on when she is sexually assaulted.

In the game of "who is the most broken, dead inside person ever", you either cuck or... oh, who am I kidding, you BOTH cuck AND get cucked.

...by their mother.

Too easy?

Yes.
Yes.
I'm sad that no one got 2. It's ucchu no stellvia.

Osomatsu-san.
Bakemonogatari.
Boku Dake.

Curry Nochi Rice

A young boy discovers Love

Yes (I should have been more vague).

re wrong but nice try, you would have been right had it not been for pedokawaiiusagineko.

My favorite anime is Cowboy Bebop. Am I doing this right?

No. Cowboy Bebop is fucking shit.
Pick an anime that is actually good as your favourite.

A family is cursed by sharing an apple.

The Bible. Also Penguindrum.

Chiwa Saito voices an emotionally damaged girl who goes to extreme lengths for the one she loves: a person compelled to help others

NHK ni Youkoso