Gujarat election results

BJP on a lead

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Which is the toilet candidate?

nigga who the fuck. Where is the goyim party?

So which side are you on? poo or loo

Do the poos understand what they're voting for?

Is Gujarati the masterrace of India?

Congress seems to be building a solid opposition

Fuck lads. Imagine if Congress wins. It will be comedy gold

Who should we be going for m8?

we have no idea what the fuck is going on

>it's shaped like a toilet seat

They're pooing in ballot box I think. Congress vs. poo?

It is the home state of our pm. This state elections matters the most to his reputation

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we dont know who he is or what the parties are or what they stand for.

I don't know m8 I used to support Modi but then I grew up into a radical centrist
Hardik patel

why are you all so disgusting?

Can I get a basic gestalt on Indian politics

The name of the current prime minister is "Modi". His party is that "BJP" in the graph in the screenshots.

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1. There is a big party called Congress which claims to be sane/centred but actually appeases Muslims/liberals all the time
2. There is a big right wing party called BJP which always pretended to be opposite of Congress but their top brass were in cahoots with Congress
3. Modi rose as an alternative to the Indian right wing from within the party
People on Twitter wanted him elected and BJP leaders noticed this. They declared him the pm candidate and the party won by a huge margin. First thing he did after winning was kicking out the establishment from the party saying "you're too old to govern"

End note: people wanted him elected because of his develppment works in Gujarat which he did to improve his reputation after the riots thing. Similar to that Chinese pm dan xiangpeng

Awesome thank you I started reading wikis. Interesting stuff. Didn't even know India had different states.

Also election results are out. No clear majority. Modi blown the fuck out. That's what you get for power tripping and issuing authoritarian economic policies

Looks like the saying " no government who implemented GST came back to power" stands true

Take that modi. How often are these elections held for the state's?

Okay sorry BJP can still win. They need 5 seats out of remaining 17
5 years

Fuck no . Green is Congress. BJP lost. I'm going to go to right wing pages/twitter and have fun

Lol thanks for the thread dude have fun

>he thinks people care about his literal shithole country

Pooinloo niggershit subhumans

Hurry up pajeets give me the quick runs down here, are the good poos winning? What's the situation?

Congress is the Indira Gandhi party right? Was that her son who made the news recently?

India's been around for thousands of years and has over 1 billion people, it's way more complex than people know

Honestly, they're more like microcountries due to how different each one is from each other

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>give me the quick runs

India has elections? What the fuck would an Indian right wing party position themselves on? Or are political wings just indicating a preference for which side the toilet paper should be?

Sorry final results out. BJP won 101 seats so they have a clear majority
Yeah she was kicked out from original Congress for defying the oligarchs . She formed a new Congress. Her son was the worst pm of India. The guy who made the news is her grandson. He was once arrested in New York with his Mexican cartel gf

You know i wonder the same about the west. Your countries are already developed. You have no issues. Do the politicians make up false issues and run for the seat on them?

But muh evm tampering, I wasn't expecting a majority tbqh but fuckin based

Is Nanren anti loo?

You should still vote for Nanren if he's running again. Hinduism ought to remain a part of Indian culture to ensure that your morality doesn't get kiked, and because they oppose muzzies militantly.

No he is pro loo. He has good intentions but his economic policies are fucked

Yes his economic policies are modern liberalism, we need right wing economics

EVM HACKED!!!1

>No he is pro loo. He has good intentions but his economic policies are fucked

Can you give an example mate? And can you also say why Nanren didn't bother explaining the importance of sanitation when he was installing the loos? I understand that unilateral charities could easily fuck up that way by thinking that it's the government's responsibility, but if you're putting in the loos yourself you should at least make sure people want to use them.

Wasn't an MP shamed for just chucking a piss outside as well because of this shit?

Australian government is a big fucking joke. Just like their internet plans.

We've got NBN now cunt. Fucking look it up: 5ghz/s

shit's great

which guy is for freedom to poo where one pleases?

You don't get to talk about other governments, fucking leaf.

Post proof cunt

The poo problem isn't due to lack of loos, it's because people don't prefer shitting in their house it's bizzare for outsider but the current government us trying to shame people into using it which i dont agree with
Yes in Melbourne aka China Town

POO POO PEE PEE

>the current government us trying to shame people into using it which i dont agree with
You can't make this shit up

>Yes in Melbourne aka China Town
I live in Perth mate

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You have Trudeau as PM.
You dont get to insult others, gay american.

Take a speed test and post it.

>but the current government us trying to shame people into using it which i dont agree with
enjoy cholera mate

>Take a speed test and post it.
Those tests aren't accurate mate. It only takes me four seconds to upload an image. It's bullshit I reckon.

Ah wait. It's for photo galleries, not just images.

Still it's pretty fast. Probably faster than your rural shittinet.

The mentality in India is "everyone's problem is no one's problem". If you visit an Indian's house you'll find it as clean as/ cleaner than anywhere in the world. But public place is apparently government's responsibility

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Is congress officially dead?

IF ELECTED I WILL MAKE EVERY STREET A DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET.

made a meme for u

>Can you give an example mate
According to latest tax reforms you have to pay taxes even if your client hasn't payed you your due. And client/client's client/ client's client's client is always a government company
So from one hand the government doesn't release the money and from other hand they force you to pay taxes on it

What the fuck? Are you upper class or something? You have a PHD, or a trust fund, so you could afford $100/month internet?

so essentially, Modi is indian version of Donald Trump

I pay around 30$ for it, it's unlimited

The Goldman Sachs office in Bangalore has top notch internet

Saved

>So from one hand the government doesn't release the money and from other hand they force you to pay taxes on it

That's fucked mate. And the money's then spent on useless toilets nobody knows why they should use and sanitation workers for the shitting streets.

I hope so

>The Goldman Sachs office in Bangalore has top notch internet
I'd believe this more so than

>I pay around 30$ for it, it's unlimited
this. I fucking pay $69.99 a month for mine mate.

yea

Current Congress leader, Rahul Gandhi or whatever his name is, seems incompetent; And is AAP/Kejriwal a legitimate opposition to BJP?

Of course. It's the most relevant and important state

$30 American is quite a bit in India, he's probably telling the truth

Kejriwal is the current CM or Mayor of Delhi. He's a socialist cuck.

>$30 American is quite a bit in India, he's probably telling the truth
Yeah mate, but his house is probably cheaper as well. The Indian middle class has servants mate. Bloody servants. Nearly every one of them do.

Lmao, we have better plans than you, cunt.

the green stands for poo
the yellow stands for pee
the orange stands for toilets

He could've. Had potential. But he wasted it all.
There's no way he'll be elected in the near future.

Yeah, IK, i saw him going on a rant on NDTV a month after demonitisation about how it was a scam,a failed policy, and just make corruption easier.

Fucking hell. I thought my internet was first world and it's not even third world

He isn't real opposition
Everyone is a socialist is India that's the trouble
You could pay around 20$ for 50 mbps
It isn't

the good poos are winning
the poos who like the loo

>which i dont agree with
Hardick patel? This you?

Do you have a servant too mate?

Just kill me already

Compared to first world countries, Australia has the worst ISPs.
1gbps here costs around $93

Ndtv in like Indian CNN our fox news is Republic tv

How did Kejriwal fuck it up? a couple of years back, just before 2014 elections he seemed like he next big thing about indian politics, He even resigned from his Delhi CM position to run for PM, IIRC. now i hardly hear about him.what exactly did he do to reach his predicament?

Well i'm living away from home so a cleaning lady comes every other day but my parents do have one

Maid*?
Yeah. Middle class and above, everyone has maids. Even the Bangladeshi guy has maid I guess.

Alas, they only show NDTV in bd, But they didn't seem overtly biased, unlike CNN

>Australia has the worst ISPs.
But I get free home phone and unlimited data for only $70. Just five years ago it was $90.

I thought that was competitive with other countries.

lmao americuck here
$20 dollars for 125 mbps
plus free netflix and 3 month amazon prime on signup

and no, no servants cause i can clean on my own

You can stream Republic and they are, how many times have you seen ravish praising the bjp?

Does the maid work for you daily or do you just pay them to clean once a week?

also, was the demonetization a success? Did it curb corruption?

from what i know it did

Are you have the new card that they put out this year? Aadhar card or something like that?

2014 was too early for him.
He couldve won it,if he had started earlier.
He ruined it by becoming a joke.
He blamed Everything on the central government. Before running for office, BJP ruled Delhi. He used to blame Everything on BJP. Hypocrite basically. Got in bed with congress, other corrupt state govts etc.
He became a politician.

She sweeps the house, then mops the house everyday. 2 hour work everyday.
She cleans the bathrooms once every week.

Like the other guy said, we'd be the cleanest country if we take care of public areas how we take care of our houses. But we don't.
And the main problem Is, the rural areas are not developed at all. They all come to urban places for work and ruin it.