Oh shit nigger!

Oh shit nigger!

The main character of the last anime you watched is now sent to hunt you down.
The main character of the last manga you read is your bodyguard.

How fucked are you?

>Akko Kagari
>Ninja Slayer
I'm fine.

>Chirico Cuvie vs Saiki Kusuo
gg ez

A boyish highschool girl vs a fit middle school girl.

>Demi-chan
>Tomo-chan

Isnt takahashi the main character of demi chan? And the last manga i read is the daily mind reading high school girl one, so i have a big ol goof coming after me and a mind reading girl as my body guard...............

>Illya
>Pikari

I don't know.

>Goku
>That guy from the Infection zombie manga

...

>Akko vs Guts
I give Akko 3 seconds and a great horrified expression.

>Nyanko Days
>Bungou Stray Dogs

I'm pretty sure tigers beat house cats, so I'm fine.

>Subaru (Re:Zero)
>Josuke Higashikata (Jojolion)
I'm more than safe.

nagi from kannagi
nakano san from mousou telepathy

hmm

>anime: Sorey from Tales of Zestiria
>manga: Tanya Degurechaff

I am in good hands.

>Gabu from Gabriel Drop
>Fuyuzora Kogarashi from Yuragi sou no Yuuna

No worries here

>Mikazuki
>Raizel
Yeah I'm fucking fine

>reading

>Tanya Degurechaff
>Honoka Kousaka

fuck

>Sonsaku Hakufu
>Inugami Sakuya
Whether I live or die, this will definitely be fun to watch.

I swear I just watch these for fun, my actual taste is better.

Mrs. Kobayashi
vs
Franken Fran

i think ill be good

>gabriel (gabriel dropout)
>Kodaka (I don't have many friends)
I think I'm safe but idk gab is an angel with divine powers and that

Tanya Degurechaff vs Ainz Ooal Gown

>Tanya Degurechaff
>Yotsuba

I would sacrifice myself rather than allow any risk of her getting hurt.

She won't move a finger to find you, so you'll be perfectly fine.

>Kiriyama from gatsu no lion
>bullet from Trash
Since the latter has powers of teleportation and invicincibility I'm perfectly safe from kiriyama.
but in the end I'd get killed by the one supposed to protect me.

Last anime I watched: Evangelion
Last manga I read: Fire Punch

I don't think Shinji would even try to harm me, and if he did he would need his Evangelion because without it, it just wouldn't be a fair fight

I don't think Ric from Arakawa Under the Bridge can beat Iron Man sensei, I'm very fucked.

>Yasuna from Kill Me Baby
As long as she doesn't sic her friend on me, I'm fine.

>Kirakira Precure
>The Different Story

I have Ichika-chan versus Kyouko or Mami. I do not want them to fight. I would voluntarily turn myself in if she let me give her a hug.

>hunted by Tanya
>bodyguard is Umaru
...well shit.

>Kazuma
>Goblin Slayer
I could probably just pay him off before it gets messy

>Hunted by Kobayashi from Maid dragon
>Protected by Nakano from Mousou telepathy

Nothing exciting will happen, but i'll live.

>Akari from Aria The Animation
>Agni from Fire Punch
Akari is a ruthless killer

Nothing to fear

>hai hai Kazuma des
VS
>mind reading schoolgirl

If he got to bring the rest of the party along, I'm probably safe, since somebody will fuck it up.
I just hope he arrives quick, otherwise my bodyguard is going to get extremely confused at all the "what the fuck are these anime characters doing in reality" thoughts going through my head.

>wanting her to read Kazuma's mind
You might as well not have a bodyguard.

>MC from zaregoto
>MC from I am hero

Well, Hideo at least has a shotgun

I beat Luffy could beat Tohru the Maid Dragon.

Very fucked. Both by bodyguard and hunter.

And he is part zombie and insane

>that faggot from parasite
>alita
easy peasy

If I'm lucky her reactions will distract him long enough for me to get him in the head with a bat or something. Considering Kazuma's luck, though, I'm not optimistic about my chances.

I guess my best option is to try and figure out what boneheaded situation convinced him to kill me in the first place.

>Light Yagami
>Giorno Giovanna
Could go either way

Tohru is not the protagonist
Hint: her name is in the title.

>Yui Hirasawa

versus

>Takeo Gouda

I'm good

Light is fucked though. Giorno can literally replace organs.

>Urara - Chiya
>InuNeko - Inugami
I expect a lot of barking.

>Tejina vs the genki cat from Nyanko

Pretty 50/50.

Shinji Ikari
Joseph Joestar

If you said their respective mothers, things might get more interesting.

>getting hunted by Kazuma from Konosuba
>getting protected by Tomoko from Watamote

battle of the neets.

>Kaban-Chan trying to kill me
>Deku being my bodyguard
I'm not too worried.

>imouto from one room
>yotsuba

I'm not worried

>Tohru
>Guts
I think Guts has got this.

>Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
>"Dragon Maid" is the subject being modified by "Miss Kobayashi's"

Time to go back to school kid.

>watched youjo Senki recap episode
>read Goblin slayer
Hopefully he'll prepare for Youjo but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Tohru vs Guts
Im not sure who wins here Tbh

Anime
>Iron-Blooded Orphans
Manga
>Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san

I'm fucked.

Tohru's name isn't in the title, Kobayashi's is.

Shinji Ikari
Vs Giorno Giovanna

Well... that should prove to be interesting

>Tohru is the protagonist they say
>Kanna has more screentime than her.
Yeah, sure.

>she arrives, gun in hand
>"you aren't a goblin"
>GS leaves
>user is promptly murdered

>last anime: bang dream
>last manga: love live
what the fuck are they gonna do? a band play-off?

Delete yourself from this board please.

>Maka Albarn
>Jolyne Cujoh

Shit I don't know

Yotsuba is protecting me from Yui Hirasawa, easy shit

"Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid"
Please point where in the title is said dragon maid's name.

Mc from persona 4 the animation
Vs
Naruto (last manga i read)
Im pretty sure i would be fine except the part where i die from homosexuality

Imouto would fuck Yotsuba up.

I said that the name of the protagonist was in the title, I didn't say that the subject of the title was the protagonist. Now you're going to tell me that Akira is the protagonist of Akira.

Stop posting here.

(Yuu)

Renge has to kill me and Yotsuba has to defend me.

Yotsuba wins ez

Yuu from Fuuka vs whoever was the MC of Bokurano?
Zearth or not, I think I'll be okay.

his sword is literally called the Dragonslayer

>Implying she won't modify you to make you easier to protect
You're screwed, user.

So that is how you ask for recs?
Good to know.

>Akko has to kill me
>Yotsuba has to protect me
I'm fine.

>Tohru
>Goblin Slayer
I think I'm good

>JoJo from part 4
>Vash the Stampede

i think i'll be fine

>Satou Kazuma wants my blood
>Ikari Shinji has to save me

Well, if I can avoid getting sniped or drain touched I can probably take Kazuma by myself. Shinji won't really be much help.

I don't think that'll help. The Death Note doesn't "give a person a heart attack", it "makes them die of a heart attack"; the end result is still death. Or he could just pick another cause of death, like "user commits suicide". Giorno might have a chance if he has GER.

Anime: Machi from Kuma Miko
Manga: Renge from Non Non Biyori.

I don't know. Machi has a naginata but she's also mentally crippled and could be outsmarted. She'd probably overthink her plan to kill me and fuck up. Renge is smaller and weaker but more resourceful.

>Akko from LWA
>Betaneki from Tokyo ghoul
My bodyguard is shit but it isnt like I need a bodyguard to rekt akko

GS got his shit kicked in by a single ogre. How the fuck is he going to kill a dragon?

Anime: Hellsing Ultimate
Manga: Hellsing

erm....

>Kazooma
>Nitta
0% fucked

It depends of the circumstances, a Death Note can't kill someone if the circumstances are impossible. For example: it can't kill you from a hearth attack if you are having a hearth surgery at that moment and you can't kill yourself if you have no reason to do so.

Assassin:
Saiki Misaki, Ghost Talker's Daydream

Bodyguard:
Sakura Hibiki, Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru

The interesting thing here would not be how I'd die, but how the not-so-consensual BDSM session between Saiki and Sakura would be after I've been killed.

>Major Kusanagi
>don't read manga

Fuck. Not even the MC of the last webcomic I read could help me now.

Considering the last anime I watched was Heybot, I don't think I even need to take a bodyguard into account.
Either A) there'd be no screw in it for him, so he'll fuck off from disinterest, or B) I'll bribe him with a screw to tell whoever may or may not have put the hit on me that he did his job - he gets two screws out of that deal, and again, fucks off.
Easy.

>Anime: Kyoshi from prison school (re watched for another laugh)
>Manga: Thorfinn from vinland saga

A perverted highschooler v a badass viking. I think I'm gonna be fine.

>Josuke fix the blast to the moon

>Goku from DBS
>Goku from OG DB
I'm ded

>not understanding GS is God

>Mrs
Tohru proposed?

>Monster
>killing stalking

goodbye world

No, the death note can't issue orders that are physically impossible and, if you try to, it will just kill the target with a heart attack instead. It has a 100% kill rate.

Also, why the fuck would undergoing heart surgery stop you from having a heart attack? Undergoing surgery doesn't make that organ invincible, in fact, it's usually the opposite.

>Hanabi
>Hina
I'm should be ok as long as I can find a supply of roe.

>Azumanga daioh vs Ganta
Oh my

Yui Hirasawa will attempt to hunt me down. Yuzu Aihara will be my bodyguard. I think I'm safe.

>Also, why the fuck would undergoing heart surgery stop you from having a heart attack?
Certain procedures require the heart to be stopped during surgery. You can't have a heart attack with a stopped heart.