What did the damegami mean by this?

What did the damegami mean by this?

would you let the padded goddess fill you up with her perverted girldick?

Kurisu doesn't shave.
Aqua is a slut.

it ain't gay if you don't look at or touch it right?

Its not gay if you say no homo.
Or the penis is feminine thats ok too.
Or its a trap

of course

Eris makes Sailor Moon look subtle in her disguises, and I still missed it despite the mountain of cues.

this better not be a thing

Reminder that Darkness' only friend was Chris, who showed up after Darkness finished praying in the church for a friend.

>Wears pads
>Same hair/eye color
>Same VA
>Name is lazier than Alucard
>Says she's been looking in on his life

I feel like the Sailor Moon thing wasn't such a stretch. It's like the guy got fed up one day at people claiming anyone would recognize Sailor Moon-tier characters and made one from the perspective of an average person to show it would actually work.

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it's not gay if balls don't touch

its only gay if you kiss

Wait a minute. Is Eris Cris and she is a he?

it's gay if you don't say no homo, or if you do the whole thing ironically

I mean unironically

fucking a male is a homosexual act stop trying to find hidden clauses.

This is why you need proper punctuation.

i want to rape aqua

wait eris is a trap?

would it even be worth the screaming? someone would have to respond

Eris is Chris
maybe benis maybe not don't know, don't read moon runes

Oh god I almost got a heart attack.

I'd fuck her until she's too exhausted to scream any more

No but there is a trap later on

I'm from /r9k/ and I can confirm that it's only 50% gay to be bottom. It's actually scientifically straighter to be a top than to actually have sex with a woman because you are essentially dominating a greater force (a man) and domination is the apex of manlyhood.

Makes me realize the whole group was friendless fucks before finding each other.

The only one who would be unconfirmed is Aqua, but being a dumb cunt I can't really believe the other goddesses were keen to have her around.

it means damegami being damegami

>damegumin?

But what about power bottoms? They're doing the work, so aren't they less gay?

Me too user. Me too.

well if Kris really is Eris, with a line like in the OP, there's only one assumption to make

It order for it to be gay, several criteria need to be met:
1) The balls must touch
2) There must be deep, meaningful eye contact
3) There has to be open mouth kissing

All three criteria must be met in a during a single physical encounter, or it is not gay.

I want to tear her holy hymen while watching her awkward, pained reaction before defiling her with mortal seed.