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Looks like they miscalculated in trying to shoe-horn a Jewish Vaudeville act into Christmas classic.

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Didn't know a live version existed. What were they trying to change?

Probably trying to force niggers in everywhere they can

Aired last night. 3 or 4 hour live performance. Every 10 minutes were jews singing schmaltzy vaudeville strip tease songs. Cast was changed to be diverse: Dad = White, Mom = Mulatto, Ralphie = White, Brother = Mexican. Not kidding about any of that.

When Ralphie said fuck and blamed it on his friend, his mom beat the shit out of him.

In the Live version he goes to his house to apologize for getting him in trouble and they break into a Hanukkah musical. I shit you not, it was awkward as fuck.

Know the movie by heart since childhood. The only nogs in the entire film are a couple kids in the classroom and appropriately a couple robbers in Ralphie's sheriff fantasy.

Found the video
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Fuck. Not full blown triggered yet but pretty damn close. Is there anything sacred these fucking kikes don't try to ruin?

filthy jewish garbage

The levels of absurdity are profound. Its a CHRISTmas movie for CHRISTIANS. Why would they think to insert jews singing klezmer music every 10 mins would appeal to the audience?!?

what the fuck

Holy shit that was cringeworthy awful

Leave it up to kikes to ruin a classic white Christmas movie

I stopped at "we're different. . . an different is better, right?" Fucking arrogant jews. Trying to jew their way into A Christmas Story. Make your own damn holiday program that no one will watch, you minority scum.

Jews are worse than anyone can imagine

Next they're going to remake Die Hard so that Hans Gruber is a white supremacist and not just an exceptional thief. And John McClane will be John Goldstein.

B-b-but it was so diverse! I thought everybody would like it!

Jesus Christ was a Jew.

Well, fucking Christmas is about Santa Claus and consumerism, so what's your fucking point? Fuck that whole religious take on a fun holiday.

And just as they killed him, they will kill his birthday in modern times by jewing it up as much as possible and making everyone say happy holidays.

Well maybe you shouldn't have tried to kill Christ Jesus, you kikes. But no, you don't stop there, you try to subvert anything to do with Christ (not that Christmas has anything to do with Jesus anyways, but still). You're different because you're friggen evil.

christmas is a jewish classic

Not just that, but they're a small minority group that exaggerates its importance every chance it gets. Like queers.

shut up princetown

What you're celebrating (or should be celebrating) is Yule
But the Jewish sub-sect of Christianity perverted it into this
>Santa Claus and consumerism
Merry Yuletide

Princeton rather

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Kikes must be removed from North American soil.

>Woman hates Christmas and Christians.

They dont even see it do they?

What the fuck did I just watch?

What the fuck are you talking about?

I hate the left and Jews as much as anyone her, but WHAT THE FUCK are you on about? She made him hold a bar of soap in his mouth and then felt terrible becuase when she told the other boys parents where he heard the word(Ralphie lied for some reason, he heard it from his father) the other boys mother BEAT THE SHIT out of him while Ralphie just had to hold a bar of soap in his mouth, he had the damn thing in his mouth while the other boy was getting the shit beaten out of him over the phone.

Now I normally don't get annoyed by this kind of thing but they've played the Goddamn movie 30 times every December since the day I was born.

GAS

I think you mean Saturnalia.

And Jesus wasn't even born in December. Goddamn jews just coopting other religions' holidays.

[pepe_puking_violently.gif]

Fuck me, I misread what you said.

Good.

I was shocked when I found out this was actually real. I'm not surprised this jewish garbage flopped.

being this blue pilled. they dont care about ratings as long as it gets attention and normalize nonwhites in white countries.... this is a power of alt right.... nazbol is true redpill

Sorry sweetie, fans LOVED the Hanukkah scene. :^)

elitedaily.com/p/a-christmas-story-live-hanukkah-scene-wasnt-in-the-original-but-fans-love-it-7621421

attention seeking niggers like (You) should be banned

Wow, more Jewish tricks. Thread theme:
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You are both right. In live version Ralphie goes over to beaten boys house to apologize for lying and getting him beat - just so happens (how convenient) that family was jewish...so they go on for 15 minute lecture + song + dance about how jews are the real victims of Christmas.

>what is lazy screenwriting for 100 Alex.

no thanks alt ĺight larper. you cant even see (((them))) and their goals

Is nothing sacred anymore?

A remake of A Christmas Story? REALLY?

It's fucking laughable. But we all know why they're "remaking" this shit. So in 50 fucking years the originals will have been forgotten and replaced.

>shows a couple tweets from happy kikes as "proof"

Only filthy anti-semites won't enjoy this. Shame on you all. I thought it was great, between.

Fucking disgusting.

>Looks like they miscalculated...
Judaism in a nutshell.

Can we stop remaking things that were done right the first time?

Guess this isn't going to look too good on Ferris Bueller's resume

dude...
why?

>posting normie cuck king
Reddit, I...

i thought this was a christmas movie

>in the market
>come to my jew place

really initiated my gas chamber

Modern Jews have been removing themselves from the Judaism of Christ's day for 2000 years. 2000 years of them shitting on him and and his teachings. Jesus was a Jew the same way the Pharaoh in Exodus was a modern day Egyptian.

>backfired
More like blackfired, amirite?

OK keep worshiping a dead Jew

Original movie was period piece showing life in 40's America. This was a historical revisionism that made that 40's family diverse to the point of absurdity. Black Mom + White Dad have White and Mexican kids.
This is live version was done probably to serve as google cache poison. In 200 years when future newfags are investigating history, and types into google "what was family life like in 1940's - and did we always sing jewish klezmer music for holiday day?". This will be top result.

>Diversity Story

no thanks, ill keep the classic

>Can we stop remaking things that were done right the first time?
But goyim we must diversify everything!!! Even it it ruins everything.

i dont get it
what does that mean?

Sadly this. Exponential growth ensures that no matter how shitty the remake is more people will be familiar with it than the original.

I'm getting fucking motion sick from the camera work.
Was this filmed on a ship?
Damn Jews...

Yeah I jumped the gun and fucked up, he was right.

Oh my fucking God, unbelievable

Threadly reminder Santa is actually Odin

OH I KNOW! WE'LL ADD NOT ONE BUT TWO NIGGERS FOR ABSOLUTELY ZERO REASON!

Fucking wrong. Jesus Christ was a Judean. Not a kike. The modern day kikes were the Pharisees of the Bible. Guess who changed Judean to Jews in translation? Yep the kikes.

And leftists pretend there's no war on Christmas

>remaking a christmas classic into a musical and making it Live

Where have I seen this before..

Also a complete musical number about Hanukkah because I have no fucking idea why.

No shit it flopped. No one wants to see remakes of their beloved movies -- especially turning it into a musical and adding diversity.

Did you look at the twitters? Not only do they have big shnozes, but who the fuck tweets about a musical +30 times? Come on

Fucking shills shilling shills

lol what the fuck

just watched. love how dark this flik is.
also forgot mary lou retton was in it, the whole thing was pilled af about (((them)))

I meant to watch this and didn't. All I wanted to know was if the little chink from The Hangover sings the Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra song.

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>Is ALT-right

>Has issue with being different

Pretty certain the alt right is generally quite different than the rest if society

The story took place in a small Indiana town, seventy years ago. I'm surprised it had any niggers in it.

It was shit. I love Christmas Story but, this was just shit. The child actors were shit, specially Ralphie's brother. Ralphie reminded of the gay little tap dancing kid in "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry". Forced diversity. Like they decided Flick would be black and picked the least awful black kid actor. It was just boring as fuck. Fuck it was shit. I turned it off and watched Scrooged.

>Also a complete musical number about Hanukkah because I have no fucking idea why.
user.... you know why.

instead of dad getting a leg lamp, mom got a big black cock

jews are a combination of the grinch and scrooge

just noticed one of the jews is black lol

Well, yeah OK, I KNOW WHY, but it's still unreal. They shoehorned a musical number about Hanukkah into A FUCKING CHRISTMAS STORY. There should be no other default mode than complete disbelief at this level of kikery.

Just pour warm water on it you fucking nigger

A Christmas Story was one of my favorite movies growing up and they killed it

Death to all Jews.

I don't think anyone considers the Vince Vaughn version of Psycho when that film name is mentioned.

except both those characters redeem themselves at the end, which Jews are incapable of doing.

>Ralphie reminded of the gay little tap dancing kid

Ralphie always looked like he was looking off stage for cues from his acting coach.

>elitedaily.com/p/a-christmas-story-live-hanukkah-scene-wasnt-in-the-original-but-fans-love-it-7621421

Yes. I loved the Hanukkah scene. It was my dream come true.

Isn't Ralphie supposed to be the older brother? What the fuck

Honestly all the live shit they've done has been a massive flop

The actress playing the mom was black (well mulatto). 2018 version: Instead of lamp leg, ralphie has sex reassignment surgery

Yeah this is one of my favorite Christmas movies. Die Hard of course is the best.

Ralphie was a bit introverted, I always assumed his shifting eyes were his constant state of being uncomfortable in the situations he was in.

huh

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Maya Rudolph is born of a Jewish mother, she's a heeb