At Christmas table with family

>at Christmas table with family
>"So user, what are your political views?"
Wat do?

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I want a Christian Monarchy and I think that racemixing is gross.

I personally think we should gas the jews

Family already knows my political stance. Which is why I'm not welcome there.

Tell them about the miracles of KeK and how beautiful kekistan will be

My family are a bunch of neocon faggots who were for DACA. Has anyone been able to red pill their family?

>Which is why I'm not welcome there.
Are you a lefty cuck boi?

I intend to still have a family after the anti trump fever wears off in 16 years. Evade.

Too many niggers.

Make sure to bake a lot of GMO soy based products for my family to eat this year.

My family already know about
My mum thinks I'm slightly crazy but we agree on pretty much everything
Dad is center right conservative
Sister is liberal roastie with a Pajeet bf

No, I'm the family member that isn't.

Pass the pork steaks and shut up, please.

Didn't need to thankfully. My dad throws around coons, wops, 4-by-2s all the time. It's pretty funny. Mum hates the Muslims, is ambivalent to the rest and that's fine with me.

Absolutely cringe

>about what?
I've found it's much easier to have an interesting discussion about a particular event or something, and steer clear of triggers and wedge issues.

>speaking to uncle
>So, you don't think there could be other factors in the (((wage gap))) that account for any kind of discrepancy? I mean, it doesn't make sense, if I'm a business owner, why would I ever hire men if I can hire women for cheaper?
>>YOU'RE BEING VERY DISAGREEABLE

same
same
same
same but nigger instead of poojeet

>Implying I even have a family anymore

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

I'm an anarcho-capitalist. I want to hang leftists and politicans from ropes.

I adhere to property ethics which basically implies a love for helicopters.

Ive slowly started to hate niggers

sorry to hear it user.

Machen wir selber.

Radical accelerationism

>stand up
>yell "I FUCKING HATE KIKES"
>sit back down
>they leave me alone from then on

My family all agrees with my views.

elaborate on those digits

My parents and I are undercover trump supporters around our retarded whiny liberal family. Its fun sharing knowing looks with each other every time someone starts going off about BLUMPGGDFDGF.

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>4-by-2s

I'm going to need this one explained, ausfriend.

>thinking your family doesn’t already know about your neet, austic alt-right view of a world you’ve never really experienced

I come from a long line of pro union, blue collar democrats. I avoid taking politics like the plague. Really confusing upbringing since they're all racist, anti immigrant, and anti abortion, but they've been brainwashed by their unions to vote for who they are told. Unions literally scare me.

Lowest of all on the rankings of degenerate retards are redditors. And this image is reddit incarnate.

I tell the truth you cuckold.

>and this is our son's room. He's really interested in politics

Conservative. And if they press it I might name the nationalist party. Asking for political views isn't really a common thing here though. at least with normal families. Lefties have zero tact so they will but, the rest not so much.

I want that family. Those are my views.

My grandpa is a great man but also a muh Israel goy. I used a metaphor to explain Jewish "persecution" to him: "If I go out one night and every single bar in the city kicks me out, would I blame the bars for being anti-me, or would I think 'maybe I'm too drunk' and go home."

I know it had an effect because now whenever he talks to me about it he prefaces it by saying, "I'm not saying none of it is their fault..." Pretty funny stuff.

Hello jock itch.

Unions are literally the reason I was able to be insulated from so many of the modern problems. It's good.

haha thats a good metaphor might have to use that one this christmas

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Look them straight in the face and tell them your opinions on current affairs can't be spoken aloud in polite conversation and your politics therefore cannot be adequately summarized. Then you throw them a bone, saying something lukewarm like you voted for Trump or you thought Bernie got cheated.

>so, user, when are you going to get a girlfriend? are you gay? it's ok if you are

I think everyone in my family is well aware of my political views even if they're unable to categorize them

My family finally asked me that once. They were perplexed because they didn't really think I was gay, either. It's not like I've ever been seen with a boyfriend or anything.

idgaf if they all assume I'm gay.

The new AfD ad campaign is resisting the counterpoise effort of "don't breed, the planet is overpopulated / we need immigrants because you ignorant fucks didn't breed". Their new motto is "If we need more Germans then we will make our own". I like to reflect on the concept in my own life. I did not care much for what I had, including my own parents, but now I have a family that I made on my own as my blastshield against the world. I was doing "Machen wir selber" before it was a thing. Stand fast, brother. Cut your own way and make what you want from life. Fuck anyone that stands in your way.

I understand that. They can be very beneficial. I just grew up in a family where it sounded like everything they said in regards to politics was read directly off a pamphlet.

Somehow I did a you on myself when I replied. See:

gotcha, no worries

Dude we don't give a fuck what they think either this ain't anonymous anonymous. No one wants you to share your shitty life story faggot.

Pretty much this, my senpai is all fucking retarded lefties. Even my dad, feels bad man, no amount of redpills will change their mind

Stop lying to your family and just be yourself faggot.

I've never heard of a single american family discussing politics at the table. Is this a thing?

ITS 2017

Speak for yourself, you fucking retard. People are having a good conversation here.

4 by 2 inch piece of timber. What rhymes with two?

Christian Monarchist.
Gas the Zionists, Revelations 3:9
>tfw constantly telling people the Jews are going to be destroyed by God and backslidden Christians forced to cuck to the Bible instead of Kikes for a change.

kek. you got me there. But no. Fuck no. Your family is the only thing that matters, betrayal of your blood for a political party is beyond traitorous.

Definitely varies by family, but it's pretty common. It's especially common with extended family because some people might think it poor decorum to talk politics at the table while somebody else will be unable to help him or herself.

Best convos imo happen later in the night in smaller groups, or in the car, or whatever. Easier to have real nigga hours in that circumstance, and people are about ready to air personal grievances about the family and other more private thoughts by then.

I do not know shit about the faggots in your image but that one legged stance is part of an initiation ritual for a Southeast Asian god-king that is mentioned in Frazer's "The Golden Bough".

Dont u mean 2x4s? Studs? Wood?

Nice, I like it. Traditionalist here

Yeah same thing, we do things a little differently here

He means tiny asian cock obv.

What the fuck is that.

Christians have a tough time when they start to lean on you regarding your world view and you hammer them with scripture to support your position.

All niggers must hang

I'd tell them i'm a liberal, and i support gay rights. I think race-mixing is a myth since there's only one race. I think women are only starting to be treated as equals in society, but we have a long way to go. I'd talk about how i want to start a business and only hire underprivileged minorities.

boomers must die

Gas all normies and phoneposters

>ah well.. i voted for trump but i really wanted to write in GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW, but really getting a republican in the white house was more important than my personal ideology.
>maybe next election.

I agree

Lmao

STAND UP AND hEIL hITLER

Oh my bad I didn't know this was a support group for loners.

>Dad disowned sister for burning coal
>Kicked her out of the house and had her written out of his will
>She turns up dead in a ditch with a heroin needle stuck in her arm about 6 years later
>Dad refuses to pay for a burial so they just burry her in one of those places where they burry homeless people
>We still joke about it to this day.

Finally! I thought we'd have a family get together without bringing up politics and religion.

nice

At thanksgiving I said I was thankful for white people and I had to eat outside alone. Now no one is coming to Christmas.

Frazer and his associates had a question regarding a specific item regarding The King of the Wood in The Forest of Nemi. He wrote an entire book filling the gaps in various mythologies to eventually return to the original story of The King of the Wood. By the time he returns, the return is almost irrelevant. His journey revealed that every culture from Asia to the Americas developed magic and religion in a similar evolution without need for for civilizational contact. The evolutionary pattern is inherent in human nature. The book is a major foundational building block in understanding how humans think.

>That chart

Shouldn't have fornicated. One of the few people punished properly for this heinous sin.

Kek confirms.

Edgy

>Dad refuses to pay for a burial
Wow

Last time I was at the table with family, we spoke about the current pope being the antichrist and an abomination. We talked about how the Hollywood elites, and most politicians were Satan worshipping baby killers. And how the Jewish elite were organ harvesters, baby killers/eaters, and how the rapture was in its way, hopefully. I'm not even fucking around. And I was the youngest at the table by far, at 36. None of the rest of the people there has ever even heard of Sup Forums.

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> you see, things will work out because we won't have any rules

> and people will be gud because we have one rule: be gud

> also I fuck kids

>what do?
Shit, my family is more racist and right leaning than I am. I'm good

Do this.

Sieg heil.

The crazy part is he didn't even have to take her out of his will, he outlived her.

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>We still joke about it to this day

Nah.

Me and my brother joke about it.
Not my parents.

GAS THE KIKES

Look them straight in the eye and tell them hitler did nothing wrong.
And if they cant deal with that then they can choke on the food i provide and cook

>My father disowned her for burning the coal
>And everyone told her she'd pay the toll
>With a needle in her arm
>In a ditch she was found
>O'er the grave without a name
>The laughter resounds

My mom is a generally libertarian right-winger. My dad is almost as far right as I am. So is my brother. The only weirdo in the family is my socialist aunt, but we put up with her anyway because she single-handedly took care of my grandparents in their last years...so now we take care of her. Feels good.