My best friend is a buff black guy with a huge dick.
We met in a wrting course and just became good friends. He sounds as intelligent as any white acedemic, he speaks like he is white, everything he does it totally white... he just happens to be black.
What is wrong with that. He is probably "whiter" in masculinity than all of you, and I know for a fact he bangs more white girls
>My best friend is a buff black guy with a huge dick.
How do you know how big his dick is?
Look buddy, how many threads are you going to post this month with the same shit? Get perma banned and fuck off
why did you post a pic of a gay escort lol..
he measures it with his ass user
Why should it matter to you?
Just to ward off criticism, we had to show our dicks after playing beer pong
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>i blindfold myself and wear a towel when im in a locker room or using a urinal
>i also stare at them and call them fags
everybody shows and sees penises. the end
How convenient.
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fucken right there bud
>What is wrong with that
He's black.
Hes going to end up fucking your girlfriend.
why must i see so many cocks when on Sup Forums
I am an asian american male. My american name is David and my chinese name is Da Wei. I grew up in a middle class family in boston and basically around other asians like me (im chinese lol) I've been with the same girl since I was 14 her name is Lucy. Me and Lucy were an item and we always did things together. When it was time to go to college me and Lucy went to different schools but that didn't stop us from continuing our relationship. I didn't worry because we are both asian and from the same community so I trusted her. My naivety burnt me badly. One day I called her and no answer. Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, after 2 months I realized I was being ghosted. I took it upon myself to give her a surprise visit at her dorm, when I pulled up there was a party going on or something. I walked up to her dorm and asked around and some blonde cunt asked me if I was her brother. I said yes so I wouldn't make it awkward. I saw her dorm was open so I went in and wanted to surprise her with some panda express (her favorite). I heard the water running, so I thought she was taking shower...well she was but she was with someone else. I stumbled on some white guy in a towel and I was so shocked I covered my eyes and dropped all the food on the floor, and I couldn't rly think to say anything besides "oh fuck, im sorry" and I ran as quick as I could. Take it from me guys, never ever rush a relationship like I did, it will burn you.
nice blogpost
Why are black people so insecure that they have to come disturb our peaceful scarf knitting forum
>My best friend is a buff black guy with a huge dick.
That's a weird lead-in senpai. You should probably work on that.
>had too
By "we had to" you mean 'I insisted on this"?
He must be an alright guy, because he doesn't hold your obvious and overwhelming gayness against you
>He sounds as intelligent as any white acedemic
>"sounds" intelligent
>Had to
Why did you agree to these terms?
it's just rob trying to take a shit again. imagine if that was you every time you woke up or saw your own body or thought about anything dick related. what defines maleness? dick. so i guess you spend most of your time thinking about baking and pansies
Shitty larp
>My best friend is a buff black guy with a huge dick.
>We met in a writing course
>black guy
>writing
Haha I don't read fiction.
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nobody cares about your gay fantasy dude you know you'd have 0 need for imaginary friends if you actually just left the house once a day, it's literally almost impossible not to make friends everyone is so polite in america.