/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEDTIME FOR BONZO EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump speech on Natl Security Strategy 12/18/17
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>Animatronic Trump @Disney 12/18/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence departing WH on The Beast 12/18/17
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>AG Sessions in Milwaukee on violent crime 12/18/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets w/French PM and tell press to fuck off 12/18/17
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>UN Amb Haley speaks and votes against UN Res against Is-ra-hell 12/18/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #21 (Lara) 12/18/17
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>TrumpTV California Burning (Lara) 12/18/17
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @FBI Graduation 12/18/17
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>DoD Video: FLotUS Toys for Tots 12/18/17
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>Yoko Asian Supporters for Trump 12/18/17
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>Steve Bannon @Japan CPAC 12/17/17
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>Pres Trump arrives @WH &makes comments 12/17/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 12/16/17
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>Pres Trump returns to WH w/new hat 12/15/17
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>Pres Trump visiting Marine Heli Squad One 12/15/17
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>Pres Trump/Chief Kelly/AG Sessions/FBI Wray @FBI Natl Grad Ceremony 12/15/17
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MAGA

Are you happy now /ptg/?

Who else can't sleep

>I cant sleep
Get some sleep silly. Also I meant this pic to be the OP but that works too.

guilty

Aussie, are you around to bake m8? I wanted to be going if you wanted to bake.

just can't dude. im on a cycle of sleeping all day and being awake all night atm. doesnt help that its winter so its dark early as fuck

/cantsleep/ here hoping trump fires rosenstein in the middle of the night to justify it

I'm watching a movie on Netflix called Kid Cannabis and at about 11-12 minutes into it one of the characters said, "It's like Donald Trump says, 'If you want to make money stick with what you love and know.'"

It's shocking to me how many times Trump was mentioned in popular media over the past 30 years.

I was going to go to sleep earlier but I'm intrigued by the weird sites and scripts that somehow got put on Sup Forums
I've blocked everything but there's a nice shitstorm going on right now

like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI

>killing
>not "killed"

funny how he only became a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic bigot after he started running

trump was the good guy until he decided to run against the nwo

Joe
Scarborough's
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hey /ptg/ off topic but rate my OC

RIght? All those decades of being a household name and he only became a shithead after he decided to run for President as a Republican.

It's actually believable, Trump is literally all he writes about.

>Obama is the only one manspreading
i-is he /ourguy/?

blacks worshiped trump until the moment he decided to run against the democrats
really makes you think

I can bake sir. I'm a baker.

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come to bed w me tay.

"We gon take over the world while the haters gettin mad"
MAC MILLER PSYCHIC CONFIRMED?

I sincerely hope nobody in these threads still supports Paul Nehlen. His trajectory toward abject anti-semitism and white nationalism should signal to everyone with a brain that he's a bad actor. I'm not quite sure what his motivations are, but they can't be good. Probably a fed, maybe being blackmailed; who knows. All I know is that we all need to disavow before it's too late.

stardust crusaders was such a bad season

that's the thing though. I think black people still respect him, in the sense that he's made a shitload of money by doing what he wants and not giving a fuck. It's easy to turn people against you when you control the media though

It's real Awoo hours nigga. Ain't no sleepy postín' allowed. Get some high octane covfefe and get turnt with some great high energy tunes.
youtu.be/aSRHJmNJuQU

That's real retarded sir

Pls explain shitstorm

Not gonna lie, former Paul Nehlen supporter here. It's fucking hilarious watching him crash and burn but in all seriousness we can't let this get guy get a seat in congress

For all the Jewish bullshit, the new Star Wars has one good piece of advice. "Failure is the best teacher." In 2017 I tried my best to get friends on the trump train. I tried to get my university classmates on board. I've lost friends, the woman I proposed to said no, my only brother came out as transsexual, I almost got kicked out of university and failed a class from the depression being in trouble gave me. But I won't give up. Donald trump preaches the power of positive thinking. Making America great again means making myself great for the first time. I failed in 2017, it's true. But life doesn't just stop. Each of us has to push on even when things seem grim. We have to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. No matter what happens, I will never give up because DONALD J TRUMP IS THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!!!!

Actually good. But you compressed the .png, you know what you're doing and this is just farming for (You)s

but did he date teenagers
THIS is IMPORTANT

>be high school kid who got accepted to a college early decision but is scared he will be referred because he has slacked so hard in school his average dropped 10 points
>try to sleep at 2am
>stay awake until 3 trying to sleep
>decide that if i sleep now i will sleep through my alarms and miss a whole day of school (happened yesterday)
>fuck it i will pull an all nighter

someone please engage in a conversation about college stuff with me plz

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>It's shocking to me how many times Trump was mentioned in popular media over the past 30 years.

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there's always community college

MAGA
what are your guys thoughts on new zealand? shits comfy over here desu

honestly im ready to pull a mitt and drop to my knees for some (you)s right now

Yeah, of course m8. if you want to bake then go for it.

I remember when Dana Milbank and Keith Olbermann were best friends and then broke up after Keith went far left

Heres your (You) frendo

i guess man

My alias gadaffi! Trump tight so Feds can't copy…

This was a guest verse on 2pac's When We Ride on his All Eyez On Me album (best rap album fwiw) which came out in 96. I agree, trump references are great. I joke with my parents that the guy THE watched say "I would look Rosie in her fat ugly face and say 'Rosie, you're fired'" is now leading the largest military lol

Haven't found enough animu characters from your country to decide my opinion, lol

what are you tryng to study

fuck it, go to a trade school and actually learn something useful

what's your major gonna be anyway?

should I watch this

DELET

pretty good desu

i fucking hate Jews. it's obvious now why in Ethan's NN video he complained he won't be able to watch SHITTED pornos anymore once NN is killed. Him and those Jews at SHITTED probably came up with a scheme to give Ethan shekels and brainwash his audience into cuckold porn

Bachelors in History and Masters in Education

here you go

Anyone else here weedlmao right now?

you've been watching Amy Schumer's stand-up haven't you?

No.

>D'arby
>Anubis
>Vanilla Ice
It wasn't all bad.

If you go to bed, don't try to sleep, try to stay awake, don't do anything in your room if not sleeping, take computer out or whatever, get rid of cellphones in bed and idle talk, only advice I can give you, but I'm insomniac and this is the only thing that works for me every few days.

What the fuck... Seriously. I'm at a loss for words

Watch this instead

>pic
what the fuck am I looking at
I am still in a dream?
at what point did reality break down?

I had a 4.0 GPA in high school but went to community college because I had no money (financial aid goes based off parent's income, not how much they actually give to you). Was full of retards but transferred with associate's degree and another 4.0 GPA to a state school. Getting a job with a friend though so I'll never know how much the particular school matters. Community college is still very cheap though, just make sure you don't waste time taking useless classes.

Thanks Brasilbro ill try it tommorow

Don't cause trouble pushing /ouragenda/. What matters is the degree and it's not worth wasting your dad's hard earned money just so you can turn in a 4 page paper about blacks being 13% of the population but >50% of the violent crimes

I won't let you down. Tell the awooposters...I love them.

I take alot of APs so I should knock gen eds out of the park. What's your major? and What school state school did you go to?

Genuinely curious

it sounds like a bit of sarcasm but then you watch his video and he says the name of the website like a dozen times in a matter of minutes
like WTF that has to be a paid promotion

Thanks m8, see you around.

or this

like a mulatto trying to outdo his fellow whites/blacks, whichever the mulatto(or hapa) tries to emulate. The liberal jew is trying to outdo the real jew (outjew). Ethan probably trying to prove his real jewish wife how jewish he really can be.

Yeah I'm mixed race so I wont be pushing fashy stuff anyway. Hopefully I can find a nice wife and live the American dream out in some suburb.

Foreign exchange student Bella was hot af in my high school. She hung out with my brother but not me :( I've wanted to move there since I was a kid. Would an American be able to establish a comfy sheep farm there?

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>first physical in 49 years
>My blood pressure has always been normal
Citation needed

How can one presidential candidate be so hilariously cucked? I wish it was easy as you Jeb!

just do what you gotta do fren. college is partially a meme b/c you can pirate the world's library online and save the money. If you need the piece of paper to get a job, or plan on actually using university resources it might be worth it, but idk. I'm incredibly lazy in general, but if I was hard working, I definitely wouldn't have gone to college.

>college babbies

just make sure you're listed as the ethnic half, should make up a point in your gpa

>tfw no cute Maori gf

video related
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>grampas on Sup Forums

Sometimes I wonder if a side effect of being plugged into the hivemind for so long is that our psyches sync up. It's probably confirmation bias, but there seems to be a definite ebb and flow of energy shared by anons that's reflected in the board independently of our individual lives.

Kinda spooky m8

I don't get mad about blacked porn because it's just a symptom of the problem. Focus on the (((cause))) and it'll eventually sort itself out though I will say I grew up in the dawn of internet porn, it must be hard for today's 13 year olds to navigate the propaganda

I've already been accepted on my application I put down
White and African American -> Other -> Egyptian
Yes, I am half Kang.

Business admin with minor in accounting (there's no schools with Accounting major in the area). Won't give away the school but it's the best one for Accounting in Southern California.

>>tfw no cute Maori gf
They die of heart disease at 40. Short life spans.

I wonder if we get our periods at the same time?

>Would an American be able to establish a comfy sheep farm there?
yep, we also have pretty good gun laws if you're into that user.
>Foreign exchange student Bella was hot af in my high school
you must have got lucky lol. Most of our girls are pretty orc tier, but we have some really good looking ones around.

that's the spirit. make sure to do something other than just being listed black. that stuff is horrible to self-confidence.

>confirmation bias
A fellow persuasion padawan. Member Crooked Hillary?

I was going to use that example but didn't because "anonymous" is the only true gender neutral.

my despairposting is finally getting to everyone.

Nice, I would reveal mine but it's pretty small.
Here is a clue for others that might care, it's a small sized school in the SUNY system.

Can someone post the script fix to put into ublock for the ad thing?

Also I should point out that you won't make any close friendships (although gf is possible) in community college. Many people are either rich international students (parking lot has plenty of Ferraris and Lamborghinis) or the absolute opposite (sleepy people who work all day and try to stay awake in class, drive a 20-year-old shitbox). It wasn't fun not fitting in but just keep telling yourself that it's temporary and worth saving the money.

She was a degenerate basic Bella so not wife material. If I ever get back with my ex- and I hope I do- she has a degree in textiles and has expressed a desire to own a sheep farm someday. I want to work in Europe fighting globalization but I could compromise and help you guys fight the mafia and drugs and Chinese while we tend sheepies together. Plus it's safe from nuclear winter so that's cool. When will trump visit kiwi island???

>Dana

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