Hands You The Controller

Rolling the dub(s) decides what I do today/ tomorrow. Suicide/ harmful requests mean no Sup Forums all day.

If you an hero, you must take out some progressives as well.

I don't encourage this type of behaviour usually, but the world has become fucked up and is clearly one of many solutions to its problems.

I seriously hope you pull through user, we need your help for the cleansing of our lands.

An hero, and you must take out some progressives as well.

take a walk in the woods

>mean no Sup Forums all day.
Mean no Sup Forums for ever, doodah.

Rescue your father

You enjoy your 72 hour ban for non politics related thread

learn to play an instrument

read about the emu war

Cleanse your neighborhood

run

Don't kys

take a shit in the street

Become Hitler

play runescape

Fuck your sister

masturbate 7 times

meet a new girl

Get a job

Work out and get your life together.

LMAO like this virgin faggot is going to actually do that

user with the kind heart. I hope OP invites you to his wedding

HE HAS TO NOW KEK WILLS IT

Nice
Good luck OP

So he just has to step outside?

you can go fuck a whore
trips a neo-woman with boi pussi

>le retarded antispam sistem making me lose 5 minutes doing captcha and still not working
reeeee

Eat some spaghetti

Holy fuck

CONFIRMED ITALIAN DINNER FOR OP'S NEW GIRLFIRNED

Live stream Suicide

seems like you're taking a girl out for a nice italian dinner, op

Yes, that's it...

We are writing his future

He will meet a new girl AND eat spaghetti with her. And apparently the spaghetti is much more important.

Post pic of your outfit

Tape potato chips to your nipples, and then attempt to eat them.

kill this quints wasting chorizo nigger

You're gonna follow up that Italian dinner with your new girlfriend with the best sex of your life. Get some condoms and don't fuck up, OP!

>88

You have to do it now, OP

Would vote for the cleansing off some nogs

MAMA MIA!

it's some damn good sketti.

So take girl to spaghetti dinner and poison the spaghetti

Your Wish Shall Be Granted.

No Sup Forums for OP tomorrow

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sorry guys, spaghetti is off the menu

Spaghetti and a girl. Sounds like a plan!

good luck brother.