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Talking about penis inspections on the morning news show..

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What the fuck are penis inspection

>his school was too poor for penis inspection day
SAD! MANY SUCH CASES!

>he never had a penis inspection day at school

ivan you either extremely fortunate or very unlucky, depending on your genetics

>watching Breakcuck Television

Kys tbhfamalam

They check you dick

It's when you go to the hall and your teacher calls your name and you go behind the curtain and he checks your penis for structural rigidty. We all had a penis inspection. Incidentally I was called as a witness in a royal commission.

>getting mandatory military registration
>the room where they check your skin and dick
>see a 10/10 nurse checking everybody's dicks
>cant stop thinking about her touching your dick
>pop a hardon
>she gives you a glass of something
>think it's some medicine to relax your dick
>drink it
>turns out it was a glass of cold water in which they dank their hardons to shrink

>oh god not again

They're more popular in the west

They tell you it's for 'health' reasons but really they are looking for signs of abuse so they know which kids are already sexually active and can be pulled from the home and pimped around in the foster care system.

>Not getting a blowie from your balding 60 year old geography teacher with vocal fry

I can't imagine how miserable life must be back in the USSR.

Well they could be checking for phymosis, infections and developmental issues (some guys have fucked up dicks) but why the fuck do it at school andd not in local hospital?

Kek' d

Where's the vid of her inspecting her 19 year-old son's penis?

There was a 290 post thread on Sup Forums about it 12-13 hours ago.

Because it's a national health issue, they do it for the same reason they do lice inspections. They need to make sure you can properly ejaculate

>national health issue
well here they would make you visit a hospital for your full checkup
>ejaculate
Wait what?
They give you handjobs in there?
Or do you have to jerk off in front of them?

that's how you catch the gay.

depends on the teacher. it's not as cool as you think.

>cool
Sounds fucked up lol I'd flip the hell out

>calling it 'Breakcuck Television'
>being a leaf

You first.

Time to rev up those penis inspections.

You do realise that if you haven't had a penis inspection done it's going to need to be done at the airport in the US. Not in public, obviously, but TSA will take you to a screening room to check that your wedding tackle is in order. I don't know if they make you ejaculate or not, but likely.

>penis inspection
public schools are becoming more and more deranged.

At my school you would basically get on the stage and jerk off into a container which they would keep. Would probably have been the same for most other schools because I went to a public school

>Would probably have been the same for most other schools because I went to a public school

I went to knox and it was the same deal except we had curtain booths.

Wtf

See

I always thought you guys were memeing, lol
We got penis inspections on military comission tho

>penis inspection day
i thought this was a fucking japanese meme but it actually is real. I feel really bad for you guys.

nice fantasy. Do they also examine your prostate while you're jerking off?

She has to inspect the penis, user.

that's some really anglo humor. Are you really a ruskie?

Hey I remember some roastie checked my penis in little school wth

>drinking the penis water
How selfish of you!
>countries that don't have penis inspectors
Stay third world

are you cunce meming this?

>knowyourmeme.com/memes/penis-inspection-day

do they really do this in america or is this just a meme?

Is she molesting her son?

Was it a nocturnal commission?

Not in our schools wtf that's the job of a pediatrician in an actual hospital. This is just retarded and unnecessary.

Supposedly, he set up a hidden cam and tricked her by saying that he had a rash or something, just so she would examine him.

There were some reports that she ends up jacking him off but no one has the video, so there's no way to know what happens.

>What the fuck are penis inspection
TSA does this to me sometimes.

>pull down pants
>female teacher starts laughing

K-keep me posted

>be like 11 or something, dont remember
>wake up for school
>just a casual day, talking with friends on the bus and whatnot while going to school
>arrive
>see the students are more hyped up, depressed and just acting differently overall
>asked whats this all about
>heard its penis inspection day
>got confused thoughts and feelings
>fast skip foreward
>all standing in line in front of a female teacher and a small curtain
>guy in front of me was up
>he went in there
>I saw some movement behind the curtain
>no talking whatsoever
>he walks out with a sad face, tears in his eyes
>it was my turn...

>build up the courage to start walking
>teacher just stares at me
>shes not even that attractive
>probably a 5/10, but I was a kid, wtf did I know
>my legs couldnt move
>she just grabs my arm
>pulls me in and puts me behind the curtain
>she then whispers "dont worry, this wont take long"
>simply slides her hand down my pants
>I could feel her warm hand cup my balls
>fondle it around a bit
>this was the strangest thing I've felt in my entire life
>I dont remember but its very likely I got hard
>she didnt say a word the entire time
>this lasted for an eternity with her hand on my balls
>all different thoughts were racing through my head
>thoughts like why? what for? is this even legal? will I get punished? what if its not good?
>she took her hands out of my underwear
>looked me dead in the eyes
>"you're fine user, you can go now" with a smile on her face
>I stepped away, outside of the room
>didnt hear anything from what happened

Ever since that day I keep thinking back about it, that feeling on my pecker, the very first time somebody touched my dick, sometimes I even fap to it. Not sure if this is normal or not

It's to the popcorn mines with you

They check that you're a good American goy.

>memba when the gymnastics team was involved
I memba you memba?

I want sauce on this you fucking fag

At my school they would do inspections one grade at a time over 6 days. Me and my friends always worried about getting random erections so we would all try and jerk off just before the exam in the toilets, was a real fight to get a stall, and by the end of it the stall floors were covered in cum. It was gross for me back then. If I could go back now I'd be down on the floor with a paint scraper and a 50ml syringe and shoot that cold cum right up my stinking old arsehole

You gotta be shitting me.

It' s a single mom' s thing.

tfw 30 years old and never had my weenis inspected, is it too late?

that's kinda hot

Shot arm inspection day is seriously a thing in schools ?!?!?!? Fucking 'ell lads. I understand in the armed forces but in schools, daym.

i've had penis inspections too but only at the cinema. i was waiting in line to enter as a single and before i had the opportunity to leave i realised that all singles had to have a mandatory penis inspection. i just made the minimum requirements and was allowed to watch star wars

Geez they emasculate you foreigners early on.

Kek

I'll post more

>going to the cinema on your own
utterly tragic pal

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>Is she molesting her son?
That's what is happening in my version.

I had to get my penis inspected before joining cadets. Never really knew why.

creepshots the son took

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I've never had to go through one either don't feel bad

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Looks like this happened more than once

Penis inspection time

My school had penis inspection day, didn't everybody get this ?

Her daughter

WTF, what nonce school did you go to ?

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Wonder if he wanted his sister too touch his penis too

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The man himself

>penis inspection day is real
the memes were true. Sup Forums is a prophet

That's all I got

>be me
>annual military exam
>getting guy stuff checked out by 23 yr old qt 3.14 nurse at Naval Hospital
>nurses name is Paschen (pronounced "Passion")
>raging boner just got 10' feet higher
>hands me a cup, says step in here please ... bunch of other instructions
>already like a volcano, go in private room and rub one out
>blow a fucking major load in the cup ... like "Get out the waders"-level load. fills cup almost to top
>hand it to nurse. nurse stares at me. "I just wanted a urine sample petty officer _____. you're being checked for marijuana use"
>Dick? ... never chekk'd. not once. not even a gentle examination with soft hands, and beautiful Green eyes staring up at me
>leave hospital guilt-ridden and shamed making no eye contact with anyone

Oh yeah here's a video of her on some show
youtube.com/watch?v=eBerb45BbPo

Fuck, you're lucky you don't live in the US. I hated PID.

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Link to the penis inspection video, anyone?

Give me the fucking link you cocksucker.

This is sick. I simply can't believe that an old woman would fondle young boys during a supposed "inspection" routine. I'd ask my mum to stay home that day, sick.

She's a professor. After the video of her touching her son's penis got out, she scrubbed all her information from the internet. Threads that reposted the pics and videos got deleted immediately, apparently the family was monitoring.

Mo-moar

>going to a school that doesn't have penis inspection day
lol sad

I had some penis inspections in grade school. Some were more professional than others.

Haven't you served in army? There are also anus inspections.

I honestly wish I had it. It's a fucking holy grail to say the least.

>penis inspection
>"Kim Stangl"
Stangl is Austrian for "little stick".

What? This woman teaches communication skills, and touches her son's dick?

youtube.com/watch?v=eBerb45BbPo

I bet man, if you saw it, never wash your eyes.

>Austrian
Obama, is that you?

my first one was in a tent, in the backyard of the girls house 3 doors down. I inspected her fortune cookie too ... you know, LARP'ing as a professional 6-year old doctor and all

Is her son autistic or something? Is this there anything wring with his penis that she should be touching it? So many questions.

this is the father/husband if anybody cares