Fuck Drumpf and my ass
Now his desperation for Trump's attention makes sense; he wants the President to stretch out his arse.
This faggot needs to fuck off.
>get married, have baby
>wife is crazy drug addict, constantly think about killing her just to make her shut up
>get divorced, get famous and rich
>marry the same crazy bitch for the second time
>she's more psycho than before because she wants that sweet sweet payout now
>get divorced again, lose a bunch of money and time
>cant get laid without dating apps even though you're extremely famous and wealthy
>"MUH TRUMP"
>"MUH WHITENESS"
Eminem is a turbo-cuck confirmed.
I don't want this shithead in my movment, fuck off Eminem
#SlimAnus
>Grindr
Good Lord, this is just embarrassing now.
Isn't grindr a gay app? That scene in The Interview was real?!?
Kek
Hi my name is Slim Gaydy, I so PC I'll fuck a man or a lady
he is trying to cling to relevance, even though he long ago became another liberal douchebag after he lost his edge
...boy that coffeepot sure is hot
Isn't grindr for gay guys?
Yeap, the biggest gay basher of 90's probably got fucked by Elton lmao, no other explanation for his friendliness towards him
>Believes in God
>Gives a community to outcasts
>Exposed the world to Eminem's thirst for cock
APOLOGIZE
How you doin ?
Sorry.
Polite sage for attention whores.
WATER, FIRE, AIR AND DIRT
all homophobes just want to get bummed
...
Did they change grindr? Thought that was for homosex only.
He's just making this up so gays stop hating him and buy his shitty album, you don't go from calling faggets disgusting mentally ill degenerate pozzbug chasers to oh yea i've used grindr lmao fagget.
Why are dumb queers do gullible take that black dick out of your ass fagnigger.
>uses grindr
slimshady confirmed for licking semen off publc bathroom floors
stop even giving this cuck attention
just ignore his attention whoring
he is a washed up race traitor who is trying to jump on a bandwagon to get more attention
This is terrible. WTF is he doing?
he so wished that mic was a hot throbbing BBC
>all these 90's and 00's celebrities coming out as washed up degenerates
Skeleton popping out of their closets are as sad as they are disgusting. Sadder still when you see them as being so broken that they now cling to it as the last bastion of their identity.
Surely there must be more to life than drugs, sex, and money.
vulture.com
real article, seems like he's getting the trump treatment
and he takes it up the ass while he's down there on all fours
It is not a movement and you don't own it nigga. He is entitled to be happy with whoever he wants also fuck labels.
If you kill your enemies, they win
>happily single
Trump's basically a hate magnet to degenerates
the worse they are the more they hate him
Trump's Law
That's an awfully hot brown spot
(((jizz dumpster))) is irrelevant
Stfu cracker, he is a legendary rapper
That pretty much outweighs his other downsides, sweetie, so don't go bashing on our whiteboi.
B-A-S-E-D
he looks for traps on their because they told him it's not gay
>being so anti trump that you emasculate yourself to the point of being a literal faggot
he cant even pretend to be a badass anymore. also i remember eminem did his 60 minutes interview with anderson pooper. coincidence? did they fug? i think so
feels like the gays that work out so they can attrack buffed gays. he learned to rap to attract nigger gays.
>he cant even pretend to be a badass anymore
old em would have hated new em too imo
Wait, it isn’t, r..right guise?
ha good shout
all that battle rap shit was basically foreplay
We need a trapr app because traps are not gay and I shouldn't have to flip through hundreds of homos just to find them
trannys no
traps yes
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
And now I'm down on all fours with a black cock in my back door
He was probably just joking
anyone else see that movie Shame (i think it was called)? dude becomes so addicted to porn and prostitutes and sex that by the end of it he's fucking dudes to get off. probably what happened with eminem here. i guess he's sober now so he probably switched his drug addiction to a sex addiction. should have stuck with the drugs imo.
>He was probably just joking
yea since he's so well known for his sense of humor....
Wait so he is a fag?
Since when wtf
Grindr is absolutely an all gay hookup app. Women don't use it except to giggle about hot guys with their gay friends. It is not a place to meet women ever, and I'm pretty sure gay men don't even use it for serious dating. It's for getting your asshole rekt, sucking dicks, and eating the poo poo.
My guess here is someone found out he was on there and hinted at blackmailing him, so he busted out with this sad story which amounts to him being openly bisexual and tells it in such a way that the press won't jump on it. I very much doubt he has a Tinder account.
More likely he will just say or do anything for attention at this point. His old MO was that shock value sells. It's just that no one is shocked by anything he says anymore.
Eminem posters are literal faggots.
Actually he is, you underage faggot.
8 mile is how much cock he's sucked
if he supported Trump, started spitting alt-right talking points then he would get the shock value and attention he craves, he's just a sad washed up ex edgelord who is now the same crusty old washed up moral policing leftwing fuck he despised before he became famous
>Actually he is, you underage faggot.
what's his best joke? also
>eminem fan calling people faggot
L OH FUCKING L that's rich. you've been worshiping a literal cocksucker all these years. that must sting.
Terrible joke but I can't stop laughing for some reason.
That explains the AIDS look.
>he's a drug addict & a wife beater
>he wants to find a decent partner through Tinder, grindr & also goes to strip clubs
He had his success, but he can't accept the fact that he's old(45-years old), and has to settle down sooner or later. I think his tantrums against Trump is just a desperate attempt for attention. But I can't feel sorry for a millionaire
What's even crazier is when you realize The Interview was a complete CIA production and the media panic was entirely scripted.
t. Broken hearted stan
Fun Fact: he did a pretty good rap when he was a teen about how he wouldn't date a black girl because they just want money.
He wasn't even being racist though, just realistic and probably recently burned by a girl.
>My guess here is someone found out he was on there and hinted at blackmailing him, so he busted out with this sad story which amounts to him being openly bisexual and tells it in such a way that the press won't jump on it.
my nigga
> Actually he is
> known as liberals laughing stock
> that is ridiculed as dumb redneck (as his audience is seen)
> put into embarrassing situations such as the Bruno "incident"
sure, such a great guy :^)
Sex change to Feminem when? I know the Jewish overlords are eventually going to force this on him.
What a fag. Was never his fan because he always came off as a poser.
Only sad gays uses it to date. The rest just use it to chat or fuck.
>generic big black rapper in Eminem's "posse"
yo Em they saying you gay dog
oh yeah? whjo's gay? I'll show you who's gay, I'll suck your dick right now bitch
oh yeah you think I give a shit? well why don't you suck it right now ho
oh yeah, watch me beatch
do it nigga
I'll do it right now *unzips fly while eyeballing him and shaking head side to side*
come on then homes *licks lips*
what am I doing right now dog? *takes cock in hand and massages it*
ooh yeah baby that's the stuff
>door opens and it's Dre
oh ffs guys, can you put a sign on the door when you're going to get all gay and shit, damn
Everyone knew he was into fag shit:
(((Sasha Coen))) showed us.
Dr. Dre, Eminem, and 50 cent are all 100% fags that the Hollywood Jews loved.
>legendary rapper
That's like bragging about the legendary turd you shat.
mmm yeah you like that don't you you little angel looking faggot
suck it bitch, yeah you my bitch now
This is too perfect.
Sorry, looks like my retarded cousin's faggot son is using the computer again.
Em is an undercover nigger hiding in plain sight.
...
Gee... Eminem is a faggot?
Who would have thought not?
>sweetie
F A G G O T
Wtf, I love juggalos now.
>claims whiteness causes him to contemplate suicide
Looks like we now know the real reason
Fucking faggots
No wonder he looks so AIDSy
>that's an awfully hot coffee pot
>impeech blamkufh
I haven't listened to a song by this faggot in years. Sounds as if I'm not missing anything.
Fuckin faggots, how do they work?
> that's an awfully hot coffee pot... should I pour it on Donald Trump? Probably not.
Literally his opening bar.
it all fits together now
he did well to hide it so long tbf, the clues were all there
B A I T E D
you guys make it too easy.
Literally fake news
>two divorces with the same woman
Didn't know he did a second time after tgetting famous.
What a fucking cuckold
K E K E D
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K
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D E K E K
He bought golden cock rings for Elton John and his "wife" as a wedding present. independent.co.uk
breh you know Dre been fucking that dude right?
Impeach flump
His hair dumb
If he wants dis ass
Come get sum
Dis whyte boi got sass
I fucking luv cum
Plumpf s realy dumb
I like his sexy bumb
He give iraq da bomb
dat not ok
Id eat his ass like like file minion.
It's sad. These were all the edgy people back then, now revealing themselves to be cucked homosexuals. South Park is there too now with the new season. It's just all muh drumpf, muh Russia, it was her turn, etc.
Wait. Did Eminem finally come out of the closet?
niggas be gay ya'll wiggas be dem bitches
>Surely there must be more to life than drugs, sex, and money.
Life aint nuffin but buying coked out ladybois.
>implying he isn't a self hating gay as well as a self hating white
It says he was looking for trannies. This settles it. Traps aren't gay.
> Traps aren't gay.
> implying
Ems confirmed closeted