Konosuba

What's his end game?

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based fucking deen pushing him

>comedy show has a recurring gag character
>genious
>so original

he's no name tho

You forgot a hilarious reaction image to attach to your funny greentext, dude.

Just watched the last episode, and it was hilarious.
Every episode of Konosuba is pure joy. The whole scene with Aqua and Kazuma scumming it up was GOAT.

To be the greatest artisan weaver

>yfw he is actually the Devil King
>Devil King is lazy as fuck
>doesn't do shit
>his empire just kind of runs itself
>the castle is just for show

lel.

To place hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place.

I laughed so hard at this whole scene, Kazuma monologue is perfect

Is it wrong that I only watch this anime for the doujinshi?

>challanging someone with a ridiculous Luck stat to a game of janken

Aqua, you dumb, dumb motherfucker

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I did think how this dude was relevant to the series, and I had a thought.

What if he's God doing the same thing as [Spoiler]Eris[/spoiler] and posing as some dude?

fucked it

This.

S1: youtube.com/watch?v=Bhuorm0GZX8
S2: youtube.com/watch?v=ovNXEx7wW6g


favorite character song?

Relax, relax

So DEEN could animate this well but choose not to.

I love it. DEEN really finds a way

>they could've animated it better
>but chooses not to
>b-based DEEN


you konoshitters will eat anything that DEEN shits at you

Back to gaydragon threads

>b-but gaydragon


kek

Vanir pls stop doing this

tch how did you figure it out


and i was having fun too

...

Relax, relax

SATOU KAZUMA


SATOU KAZUMA IRU KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????????????

what's the song that was playing during the trip?

DARUDE SANDSTORM

>it's a hot spring episode

Holy shit it actually was.

>You look pretty evil yourself
>But you are laughing

A casual reminder that the goddess is watching over you.

He better show up every episode and do his gag

She's so dumb that I want to bully her, but for some reason protect her too.

...

Kazuma Kazuma

W H A T?

kazuma desu

Whoever is in charge of marketing is showing clear favoritism.

Kazuma's Chiisana.

slut

Ceiling goddess watches you fap.

I understand completely. I want to protect her from bad guys too. No one gets to bully her except me.

Holy fuck, exposed down the middle.

How can blue-haired girls be so perfect?

I want to make Megumin a Megumum so I can drink her Megumilk

Axel women can't seem to bag a man no matter what they wear.
The entire town is full of frustrated women waiting to explode.

omw right now

don't do it user, you won't survive

I already live in Australia, I no longer wish to survive

Megumin has been teary-eyed for 2 episodes straight.


I REALLY doubt she will have a great relationship with Kazuma. She should just marry someone from Crimson Demon clan instead

Go away Yunyun.

Man, Kazuma and Aqua banter really great

I love how every time she tries to shit on him he completely wrecks her

Why would a Chuuni marry anyone that wasn't a demon blood or a dragon blood or some kind of monster race?

The men in the crimson clan are worse NEETs

Interdimensional traveler counts.

Her appearance isn't even that difference.

I'm kind of surprised he didn't figure it out after her telling him, even after the "oh she has a scar there hmmm"

isn't even that different*

Makes sense

>Demon king is a lazy fuck but lieks steady income
>She lives like Wiz while the generals are his workforce who keep spice flowing and secure.
>Human nation is just running itself to the ground due to corruption and internal strife and Demon King gets blamed

It would make sense. If they really gave a fuck about world domination, they would be kissing Demon Kings boots by now.

Everyone in Demon Kings cohort is just an hedonist with his/hers own desires and goals which directly go against the DKs alleged agenda. If DK was serious then those elements would be dealt with, but thats not the case

If she allows that behavior then it isnt far fetched that she too indulges it

I want to hug aqua

So he stole her pantsu. He stole a goddess pantsu.

Where do you live that Aqua is in any kind perfect?

I didn't realize that's the godess

A pity they already reveled who the maou is in the side novels

But then they went on a trip so all is well.
She's a silly crimson semen demon, she already got over it. She just remembers that having Kazuma die is not fun.

Mages need to be ready for mana transferat any moment and in the most confortable way possible while still wearing some clothes. this is magic 101 user

Twice!

> Isn't even that different.
You a fag or something? Boys identify girls by their body, not their face.

it's called consensual sibling love they will never fuck, but their bond is on a level none of the other girls will ever come close to

>You a fag or something?
Yes

She's also I think the only person with silver hair.

Aqua already told him she wears pads though

Would you fuck a girl who is so short her head barely reaches your shoulder and whose cup size is negative?

where's the scar

That's pretty hot tbqhfam

Her breasts are tiny but they are there.

I would prefer it actually

> 4'10"
> 5'2"

well she's only 13 (or is she 14 yet I don't remember what volume her birthday was in) so she might get taller

also yes, regardless

...It...

It wasn't luck though.

In fact, Kazuma has less Luck then Aqua.

U retarded mate?

Saggy pads

Remember that Kazuma is a tiny Japanese manlet so Megumin has to be really fucking short to only reach his shoulders.

Where do you think we are?

Scumbag duo

says something about it not really showing up on her unless she's blushing

>It wasn't luck though.
>In fact, Kazuma has less Luck then Aqua.
The only person he has less luck than is the goddess of luck.

> Trusting Aqua
> A filthy scum goddess who's so salty about being booted from heaven they named the ocean after her

Why do people call the MC scum? He doesn't really do anything scum worthy. I don't see him groping, raping, etc. True scum work hard for their title, we shouldn't give it out freely to posers.

she'll grow up and develop a body that will put yunyun's to shame

Fuck off Aqua

>I don't see him groping, raping, etc.
are we watching the same anime

Yuiyui is not that big too, we only hope is Komekko

nobody believes you aqua

Yes, a classy petite body with pronounced but not overly large boobies.

> Malnourished child
> Ever growing again
I have BAD news for you user...

He doesn't actually touch them though.

He also is a firm believer in cleaning up his own messes, which is the exact opposite of scummy behavior.

>Implying his plan isn't the standard plan against everyone strong.