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Is there a better website than ancestry?

confirmed for boxhead

you could upload raw data to another company and see the differences

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Without any payment!?

>east asia - 5%

Herro frriend

>.2

Ouch

yep. except 23andme wich doesn’t accept uploads

> le 57 face

Gedmatch is fantastic

>15% Asia

Based Wilders.

why ouch?

20% Indonigger

I’m not indo. pic is my ancestry

Same shit.

Kill yourself shitskin.

You're all the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel:
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I got my results to FTDNA, and then took these results and uploaded them to MyHeritage, DNA.LAND and Gedmatch. This is what I got.

I am an ethnic Baluch. All of my ancestors are Baluch too. From a region called Baluchistan. Which is in south was Iran, south Afghanistan and southwest Pakistan. Within Baluchistan, I am from Makran. Which is a region on the Iranian-Pakistani border.

>Implying you should have butt sex with 5 monkeys and a fish squirrel

>posts on Sup Forums
>unironically paid a company to take and store his DNA to do whatever they wanted to with it
This place has changed

>malay
Even worse

If you look at the DNAA LAND results you'd notice Indo-Iranian which I have 86% of. It is pretty much a Baluch component. We Baluch are not south asians or middle eastern or a mix of both. We are our own race according to genetics. The Indo-Iranian component in DNA LAND does recognize our race.

These are the Gedmatch results that I believe do recognize our race. If it say Baloch, Balochi, Gedrosia, West central asian or south central asian. Then it is referring to our race.

Part 1

Part 2

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legit???

23 and me isn't reliable

But how do I upload my DNA?

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Nigger detected.

download raw dna file from ancestry and upload it to ftdna, myhertiage etc.

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Jesus OP, what the hell are you?

a mutt

Sounds like he’s quarter poo.

or rather a bit less

>be Me
>support Trump
>be 100% white.

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Your percentages say one thing but the map is saying you're a mut. My map is all blue.

here is my ancestry

I’m not even sure that’s fucking possible desu; between the brythonii and the romans and the saxons and the vikings and the normans and the huguenots and the dutch you’d think there’d be some west european genetic diversity in there, unless his ancestors lived up in a mountain pass and spent the last 2000 years shagging nothing but sheep, sisters and daughters

hello brother

Welcome to America

Nice, I will kill to have that percentage of ashkenazi genes

so what are you saying ahmed? the dna test results was a lie?

yeah it's pretty nice. I look super white with blue eyes as well. only downside is being a manlet

I am saying I am part of the unique master race.

The test didn't seem inaccurate but the placing of the colors at the map is.
For example asia minor component is the one that dominates the peoples of the Caucasus, Anatolians, Kurds and Persians. Or pretty much all those who live between Eastern Iran and Anatolia.

DNA LAND is great because it say I am 86% of the unique master race.

100% pure Scandinavian Dane reporting in

>pay a jew to tell you who you are
Im not a insecure mutt who doesnt know his own lineage.

i like her lil mustache coming along cx

since when is curiosity insecurity?

lol, I'm laughing my ass off in here

Wtf are Americans made of

>.1% BLACKED, .1% CHINKED, and .1% AYY LMAO'D
Sorry friendo, no ethnostate for you

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>pure Scandinavian

i would love to see your DNA test Mr Native American

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Proud member of the alpine race.

PINDA

>ITT: giving your DNA to Jews
FUCKING RETARDED

Whats your y-DNA?

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>Says Americans can't take banter
>Can't take the banter himself
Just a joke Dane-bro, calm down

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Did you get the distance map from GEDmatch? Which tool is it?

Please guys, be smarter than this.
Don't let some (((faggot))) add your DNA into your online footprint so they can tie everything back to you.
Just don't be stupid.

Adopted and naturalized US citizen, I was saddened I didn't have more white.
Also far right trump supporter

i have actually been told multiple times that i am not white so it´s a weak spot for me actually

it´s hard to tell if people are joking or serious, but there´s often Danish posters here on pol who literally says that i am not Danish and not white so usually i can´t distinguish between friendly banter and actual opinions, just the way it is

Based muslim.

Was one as an infant but raised Catholic. Islam is cancer

How long does it take for them to analyze it?

100% European.

What is your family background? Being very generous and rolling the generic Northwest European and European numbers into your Scandi number, you are still only coming out 39.6% Norse.

I'd be a bit arsepained about those results if they were mine honestly.

I was pretty surprised about the amount of Iberian. Evidently my ancestors must have gotten frisky when some of the lads from the Spanish Armada washed ashore.

i am half Danish and half Spanish

Your a mess

>Half Jew
Shieettt

Actual kikes
Mutts
Hiding something
Dubious
The only citizen of the future white ethnostate in Burgerland.

Where were you adopted from?

Rate pls

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>le 3.1% face

What the fuck are you.

Turkey

Priestap

They make nice carpets.

lmao

To link an allele to a population, they arbitrarily place said allele into geographic pools. A handful of people in other geographic areas may have the allele, but if 99.9% of everyone with it is African, the call it as African.

The fact that he has another portion that seems to come from Asia, along with some unassigned - and all of this is on the exact same chromosome - entails that one of his parents had a very interesting history related to their 18th chromosome.

He's probably 0% black and 0% Asian, and a little bit of something else that science has never heard of - which is why it's unassigned. It may well be his personal family mutations.

Lol, I am more Danish than you are .

We actually do

Fuck Allah

I know, lovely. Not even kidding. Might get one for the office from either Ikea or catawiki.

gobble gobble gobble

>subhuman mongrels in Germanic lands
You sure won’t be deported lmao

100% subhuman. Stop calling yourself Danish, if you have any respect for Denmark and Germanic races

mongrel

Spick?

>Whats your y-DNA?

R1b L-21

shiiiiit all these high power level jews! they're on to us!

>The only citizen of the future white ethnostate in Burgerland.

Sorry to burst your bubble.