Why does Canada have an army?

>Size 49,500 (23,000 regular force, 17, 000 reserve forces, 5000 rangers, 4,500 civilians)
>Budget: 14 billion
>3rd world tier navy; cannot leave Canadian waters without US logistical support
>Less AA than ISIS
>No attack helicopters
>Has done nothing of note since WWII
Why do frostbacks even try? Syrup niggers, explain yourselves

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thestar.com/news/world/2012/06/22/us_military_thought_canadian_efforts_fell_short_in_kandahar.html
youtu.be/LDX3W3Ehhgs
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Not to mention their (((diversity)))

canadas military ranked 38th in the world

>be the US
>own the most powerful army in the world
>haven't won a real war in almost a century without Russia's help

explain yourself burgercucks

We acquitted ourselves fairly well in WW1 and WW2, and have made contributions to peacekeeping, but in recent times our military has been neglected. The only area we excel in is special forces, with JTF2 being one of most highly regarded units in the world.

What is Panama, Greneda, Kosovo, Iraq; what is Afghanistan after leafcucks got the fuck out of Kandahar?
You haven't done shit as far as peace keeping since 2004, and even your SF LARP as Americans

We had a commie pinko Prime Minister in the 70's that took the country from almost debt free to 200 billion in debt in 14 years with a socialist spending spree. Then senators appointed by said commie wouldn't allow spending controls in the 80's and it ballooned our debt and nearly bankrupting the country. Canada has spent 1 trillion on minimum interest payments alone since 1990.

Canada has spent barely anything on it's military since the 70's. Our combat arms are very well trained however even if we only have a combined combat arms of around 10 000.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kapyong

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Panjwaii

youtube.com/watch?v=Ez5payykwE4

>Combat arms are very well trained
According to Canadians

>Be the US
>Have more military activity in an episode of MASH than in real life
>Still lose to every war

idk lol

Our snipers, who operate under JSOC (giving Americans the credit) wearing US cammies, with JTF2 operators numbering under 100; somehow makes up for our otherwise horrendous infantry

It's small enough to make it possible the US is so big not everyone in a squad is even trained to use the belt fed machine gun.

Our guys still know how to use map and compass and call in air strikes for example. Where as the US needs gps binos (if they work) just to call in strikes. map reading is a lost art in the US now.

>Kosovo

bailed out by russia

>iraq

Complete fail and then bailed out by Russia again against Isis

>afghanistan

Took longer than WW2 and you're still there, that's not winning

>Panama, Grenada

lmao I wouldn't even mention it if I were you

Clearly the US sucks at war.

This here.
JTF2 holds the record for longest ranged sniper kill.

Think it's like 4.6 km or something like that.

how come usa isn't white?

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You think those cucks have to spend a dime on that when they are best buds with the biggest deterrent in the world? Its like have a permanent bodyguard

That's changed. Trudope knows we can't do that anymore so they have to spend more money on the military. It'll take 10 years but it's slowly beginning to happen. The leaf foreign minister is a complete nut bar who hates Trump.

>Why does Canada have an army?
>"Army"
Well Trudeu can't embezzle funds if he requests reimbursement for himself, now can he?

>Iraq
>Complete fail
BTFO Saddams army, banned anybody who served from ever getting a government job, turned his kids into swiss cheese, executed him on national television...yeah, "fail"

>Afghanistan
You LARPed in Kandahar, pulled all of your troops back to KAF like 2008 then refused to ceed the battle space to 2nd MEB in 2009 and then STILL didn't leave till 2011; gtfo window licker we executed Bin Laden and are making bank on minerals and heroin production

>have US below you
>don't even own Alaska so don't have to worry about Russia and China
>Still have Atlantic ocean as a buffer from Africa and the Middle East
Why would they need an army unless it's to back up the US?

huffingtonpost.ca/bruce-moncur/canadian-forces_b_6407088.html

thestar.com/news/world/2012/06/22/us_military_thought_canadian_efforts_fell_short_in_kandahar.html

>Be US
>Don't wage war against an equal opponent since WWII

Place turns into a power vacuum a few years later.

Nothing to do with American interests, but at least your precious Shekelstein was pleased.

>Thinks country turning into violent shithole is any indication that we didn't defeat them militraially
>Thinks pro Iran anti Israel Iraq war was for jews
Shut the fuck up you fat neck beard, you wish you were this awesome but you got turned down at meps for your "anxiety" and being an over weight NEET

>implying that Nazi Germany (and lmao Japan) was somehow an equal opponent to the allies in WW2

>Has done nothing of note since WWII

This is a blatant lie, be fair to the burguers. They DID destabilize the middle-east spawning a gigantic migration crisis that destroyed western civilization including themselves.

>Be Canadian
>Join infantry
>Drink Tim Hortons on a FOB like POG's entire war, blame US for war even though you refused to ceed Kandahar till mid 2011
OH CANADAAAAAA

Yes, they were. However, the Axis powers weren't equal to the Allies and the Comintern combined.

>when you become so brainwashed you think the invasion of Iraq was a succes

lmao, the absolute state of the bugers on this board

We have an army to smoke towelheads in caves with outdated equipment because the mutts shart at the thought of having to fight them using high tech weapons.

Also muh vimy.

50 bullets/yr (used to be a globe and mail article, but this huffpo was all i could find quickly)
www.huffingtonpost.ca/bruce-moncur/canadian-forces_b_6407088.html

it dont think he was jtf2, definitely canadian, but i think he was just ppli

Geopolitical failures don't matter?

What's your second point?

I was part an elite rangers mechanized formation. What were you? A second-rate, light-infantry reserve guarding some super market in Baghdad?

the three blocks (allies, axis, commintern) were pretty balanced, what really fucked things up was the allies and commintern teaming up

LMAO, is that why literally the only Canadian large scale kenetic operation you conducted in Afghanistan (Op Medusa) you couldn't pull off without US 10th Mountain division and 5th Special Forces group, not to mention Afghan Kandaks (Commandos)

>muh Dieppe, muhfugga

>Rangers
Glorified QRF; nice of SF to let you police call their brass although-t. Marine SS 3/6 Weapons

> implying we weren't there solely to support missions you couldn't handle yourselves
Not even bluepills consider that anything other than an unmitigated disaster after the age of 15

OKAY FAGGOT YOU JUST MADE A HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE. YOU HAD THE OPTION TO LEAVE THE THREAD BUT YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE DIPLOMATIC WAY OUT.

I'LL SERIOUSLY WIRE THE MONEY TO WHATEVER ARMPIT YOU LIVE IN TO PAY FOR YOUR FLIGHT TICKET. IS ASSUMING THAT YOU EVEN HAS WESTERN UNIONS AND AIRPORTS GIVING YOUR TURD BACKWATER PLACE GIVING YOU TOO MUCH CREDIT? BETTER YET, I'LL PAY YOUR LOST WAGES FOR WHATEVER TACO BELL JOB YOU'VE MANAGED TO SECURE WHICH YOU PROBABLY DO UNDER THE TABLE SO YOU CAN RECEIVE UNEMPLOYMENT. I'M SURE YOUR MOM HAS ALREADY PAID THIS MONTH'S RENT, SO I'LL DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU BETTER START LIFTING BEFORE YOU'LL ARRIVE, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING BRAZILIAN JEV JITSU SINCE BEFORE YOUR CITY EVEN HAD ATMS AND I LIFT EVERY DAY.
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EMAIL ADDRESS?

...like literally what? You fucked up so horendiously in Kandahar we sent 2nd MEB as early as 2009 to replae you, which you flat our refused to do. To put it into perspective leafbro, the Brits were laughing their asses off at you when I was in Helmand in 2008, and we considered them to be under the Aussies, who lost a war to fucking emus...TL;DR, the only military more cucked than Canada is possibly Germany

>Geopolitical failures don't matter?
Jingoistic people like the one you are replying to dont understand how geopolitics work, they think military strenght=geopolitical strenght

america got played hard, now its stuck forever in the ME, half the country is run by neocons and mossad spies, the economy went to shit, literally trillions in debt, population indoctrinated into cultural marxism, "allies" leeched your treasury dry, just to name a few things.

But hey, at least we betrayed our ally (saddam), humiliated ourselfs in the world stage and beat an army 1% the size of ours with tanks being used as turrets since they had no engines, quite aa acomplishment, eh?

Take your black, hairy fingers off of the keyboard and never speak of the human race again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor...soccer niggers...

I can't believe I just got btfo by a shart in mart.

At least hitler's car is in our war museum, I guess?

>Geopolitical failures don't matter?

Jingoistic americans dont understand geopolitics, they think military strenght=geopolitical strenght.

Now the USA is stuck forever in the ME, half the country is run by neocons and mossad spies, the treasury is dry, 21 trillions in debt, economy broken beyond repair, population indoctrinated fully into cultural marxism, police state, US constitution was made irrelevant, just to name a few of the results.

But hey, at least they betrayed their ally (saddam), humiliated themselves in the world stage, and beat an army 1% their own size whose tanks were being used as turrets since they didint even have engines, what an accomplishment, much victory indeed.

video VERY much related maybe the burger will start to grasp what a disaster the whole ME debacle is

youtu.be/LDX3W3Ehhgs

>Being nostalgic for basically the only war where your country ever did anything of note, which clearly was fought for the wrong side
At least as a Marine I can say we killed zipperheads, not as defacto mercs for Stalin against the last white army of europe

i could swear i had deleted the first post in the textbox, maybe i should stop drinking

> zipperhead
Thanks for teaching me a new racial slur, I needed some new material for when I larp as a kekistani

Drinking, which Brazilian time zone are you on? It should be morning, right?

Why do even Canadian SF have muffin tops?

Its 17:00 afternoon here. I think that translates to 5 pm in burger time

It's five freedom hours, apeman.

These lazy fucks actually get FATTER after training

To show the US how to win wars.

They call them zipperheads because that's what they look like when you drive over them with a tank.

Canada hasn't won a war since WWII

We're not that bad desu

Did the USA ever win a single war? Both WW is credited to the allies, no single country.

>Would lose a war to most African nations because literally no attack rotary aircraft and weaker navy than US coast guard
"Not that bad"
DESU if it wern't for NATO I'd say Mexico could probably annex you without too many problems

>What is Greneda
>What is Panama
>What is Afghanistan
>What is Iraq

>www.huffingtonpost.ca/bruce-moncur/canadian-forces_b_6407088.html

That's for the wogs/pogs doesn't include combat arms (the real army). Nothing new the wogs complain every time when they have to go to the range once a year anyways.

Speaking of that military that you spend over half a trillion on. How many wars have you won since WW2?

Most wars they have to fight with their arms tied behind their back. When it comes to Vietnam if they organized Rolling Blunder like they did the Line Backer II bombing campaign it would have been over years earlier.

See

4 worth mentioning, many more if you consider CIA nigger funded mud man proxy wars; especially in South America...how many wars have you fought EVER where you wern't auxillary cannon fodder for the British?

Leafland doesn't need to do shit when US ZOG forces are controlling the world through oil wars and funding the terrorist groups we fight.

Pretty much just Korea. UN fodder. right up to Afghanistan. See this! The peace keeper shot up in it won peace keeper of the year. Ha

We shoot things from far away the best

We don't need a military because we're irrelevant anyway.

You guys haven't been le peace keepers in over 20 years, like literally what does your military actually DO?

we make better anything than you and we dont need an army when we got you retards below us. for fucks sake we made the first smart gun

We don't actually need a military since our defense is entirely funded by U.S taxpayers but it's always some soldiers around for disaster relief and fighting drug smuggling.

its called bulking you fucking twink

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You never won Iraq and Afghanistan
>Panama
>Greneda
wow so impressive they have a combined population of 4 million people

>Saddam hung on national television, army absolutely BTFO "Loss"
>Bin Laden got a dick carved into his forehead and tossed into the Indian ocean, Taliban hiding in Pakistan, country colonized for heroin and rare earth minerals past decade and a half "loss"
You faggots can't even beat potato niggers

Those Canadian peacekeepers really did a great job in Bosnia and Rwanda desu.

To fulfill the will of thier plutocratic overlords...oh shit you thought they were there to protect Canadians...HAHAHAHA! Maybe it helps provide a distraction and a time sink for some "patriotic" Canadians.
Whose side would they be on in the ME?

We ended peace keeping in 2004. The army trains a lot. It's small but our combat arms are pretty decent. We've been based around the LAV (Strker) since the 90's BCT is our army's core.

We sent a battalion in 02 which took part in Anaconda then Kabul for a few years.

Lets run down the list. Battle group in Panjewai. In addition ANA field advisors, ANP field advisors and the Provincial Reconstruction team. All together with wogs, helicopter aircrews bla bla 3000 soldiers in theatre at any one time. 6-8 month rotos it's pathetic but that's what happened since our military was royally starved of cash for over 20 years.

Fun fact: when my Marine unit deployed to Helmand in 2009 they thought we were cucknadians (who don't dismount scouts when ambushed) we surprised the fuck out of the boy lovers when we set up base of fire with 25 mike mike and pushed the hajis into the kill zone with scouts

Well it's complicated. Trudeau can't even start peace keeping because he's going to lose lots of votes when that first casket comes back. They were aiming for Mali or Sudan but either option is retarded.

The military hates Trudeau but most of the admirals and generals are fucking pathetic and won't push back. Spineless yes turds who are incompetent and just worried about getting a bigger oak desk.

The generals and colonels in the SF are pretty checked out though. But that;s just a few.

>What are the tiniest countries ever that still have pockets of resistance

Depends on the unit that was there. Could have been the French that's the worst regiment to send over seas. When a soldier from Quebec is killed it's hugely political and the Van Doos are generally lazy as shit.

Not sure, was close to Kandahar which was Canadian terretory at the time; the Brits don't use LAV's plus wern't that far south

Our SF, specifically CSOR, have the highest kill count of Taliban officers than any other SF, and while our navy is a joke, our air Force is respectable.


But honestly, our lack of real involvement in any conflicts since WW2 has caused our wonderful leaders to neglect giving any real funding to our military, alot of our equipment is over 20 years old, and we don't even own a single carrier.


Meh, at least we have our Leopards, doesn't compare to the Abrahms, but hey, it's something.

What month and year? Depends on when and the leaders involved. Some officers had guys riding around just to get bumped. 1 PPCLI in 06 would do dismounted patrols for the same purpose those guys loved the fight. After Medusa though activity in that sector dropped off. They went back in 08 and only had a few tics and more ied's.

>Our SF, specifically CSOR, have the highest kill count of Taliban officers than any other SF
Um no, that would be CAG (Delta)...by a lot

LAVs are being refurb'd. That's only buying time but still viable for now.

101st took a lot of casualties when CF finally turned over in 2011 (said majority of Canadian pressence patrols outside of large bases stopped around 2008), 5th striker as well but they wern't even ceded the entire territory in '09

Delta have highest kill count in general, I was referring to just officers.

Fear not, the Royal Canadian Navy has entered the area of operation.

Delta's a beast. CSOR are more like Rangers teir 2. But they've done quite a bit fighting with the Kurds and Iraqis. 2 years ago Isis attacked a Kurd battalion they didn't know they had CSOR advisors.

>>Saddam hung on national television, army absolutely BTFO "Loss"
You had to pulled out of Iraq after over 10 years of failing to defeat the Iraqi militants it was an abject failure and just a waste of lives and resources in Iraq to this day Militants still control large parts of the country
>>Bin Laden got a dick carved into his forehead and tossed into the Indian ocean
But the various Militant groups in Afghanistan still live on stronger than ever as you failed to defeat them killing Osama wasnt the main objective

>You faggots can't even beat potato niggers
Britain controlled Ireland for 800 years meanwhile the US couldnt take half of Vietnam after 20 years of trying

Infantry has always been the best equipped section of the armed forces.

God I wish we could have a prime minister who went nuts on military spending and refurbed our navy so we could have an actual chance against possible invaders

101st also crossed over that highway into territory that hadn't been touched in years. We don't that kind of man power sadly. We dont have divisions like you guys do. Our entire army, army reserve combined is just one of your divisions. We have brigades but they're half the size of one of yours.

We could be so much better. Our infantry battalions are modeled after rangers to some degree we have 9 if fully staffed. And we could train more forces like the Green Berets did in Vietnam.

That's what I take out of Vietnam. If Rolling Blunder was more like Line Backer II and if the army and marines operated and trained more Vietnamese like the Green Berets it would have been a different story.

Why don't we take this maple country for ourselves, I mean they're not using it

In cast the beavers will go crazy