"OCEANS 8" IS ALL FEMALE CAST!

>Who needs George Clooney? The heist-thriller franchise he started with “Ocean’s Eleven” in 2001 gets a new face with “Ocean’s 8,” starring Sandra Bullock and seven other women.

Will this go down has hard as Ghostbusters? What say you, /pol?

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>Helena Bonham Carter
I hope it flops so hard she kills herself

Cool. Everybody should go watch it and give jews money and then make threads complaining how bad it is.

Kek

Are you laughing at me?

This piece of shit should have gone straight to Netflix

>George Clooney or feminist propaganda with a bunch of old roasties?

Though one senpai.

tough

I love how this movie is empowering females by taking a franchise that's been successful using male star power. Totally makes sense-it's almost like if they called it something else no one would give a Fuck about the movie at all

These 8 women will work together to cry false rape claims and then take money.

Is there any movie (or movie francise) with a (full or atleast) heavy women cast?

>Awkwafina

Back door slut 3

>Awkwafina

>women
>working together

more likely what would happen is one btch will try to take lead, turn off a 2 of the girls, who have by now formed a clique. they will eventually convicne the other women, and they will all pettily sabotage the plan to get back at the one. that is, if they even bother to show up on time.

>awkafina

kek this bitch named herself after a water bottle company

>The heist-thriller franchise he started

>Every con has its pros

Say what you want, but that is a pretty sweet tagline.

That says all the women in this movie are whores?

Lol, this one goes straight to streaming.

AWKWAFINA LOLOLOLOLOLO!

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why do blacks do this?

Eight is the mosqt feminine number. Well rounded and the only digit with two holes.

(((they))) know we're going to hate this, they're doing it to pander to leftist sjw faggots, we need to turn them against it. we should talk about how there's not enough diversity in race, and why the main character is white. get them to cannibalize each other.

could we get it to 56% dislike?

Dude you're jealous. You wish you were an air wrecka. What what?

She's Asian user.

Congratulations. I now want to fuck the number 8 more than I want to see this movie.

what

this shit is gonna tank hard
I look forward to the inevitable articles explaining how its failure is men's fault
get the popcorn

Who cares? Original was utter shit.
I just do not understand how it did not flopped the box office. There must be some jew scheming involved.
I could not watch it for more than 10 minutes to not be averted by horrible vain and pretentious mannerisms of these self-indulged faggots trying hard to be gangsters or friends, but only achieving to be scene-buddies LARPing it as a homosexual cocktail party.

could have fooled me

Or we could be men and confront those bitches for not having any men. You can't cry about sexism and then do the exact same damn thing. At least movies with all men doing things are believable.

Star Wars proved they will fail on their own.

> females doing shit besides bitching, crying and dying without males
> believable

Actually this is a pretty good description of the series in general. Pretentious over the top BS designed to put normies in a trance. I want to see a movie where a group of 3 guys breaks into the homes of rich pedo Jews and hangs them and steals their shekels.

Ocean's franchise are utter shit movies, its the equivalent of Expendables but to soyboys. I can't watch any movie with George Clooney in it, I can't see how any respectable man would watch any shit with Clooney and actually enjoys it.
OP needs a Clint Eastwood figure to make him a man and not a fag.
>youtu.be/LHYa3XbBPIM

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Mindy Kaling is pretty hot tnt. I'd let her poo in my loo.

I knew it. You give women skills they immediately turn to crime.

Need quik rundown on helena

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>Sup Forums tries to sabotage it like they did with Ghostbusters
>ends up giving them more publicity
Just ignore it.

Annoying talentless bitch who can only get jobs because she's married to Tim Burton, that's just my opinion though.

method-acting crack whore

Haha. This is going to flop so fucking hard.

>only one black and indian
>rest are all white

This seems problematic.

cheap women protagonist comedies allways do well they will make more each year
just check the boxoffice numbers and stop being this cringy faggots
SAGE

They'll lose the male audience because they were tired of oceans shit anyway, and they'll lose the remaining female audience because there's no george clooney or brad pitt. Somehow it will still be the patriarchy's fault.

This is what I was thinking too. Just say the movie is too white and force them to recast with it with shitty black actors

it doesnt need to make as much as 11 since they only pay women 75% of a man's and cut 3 of them altogether

There is a hollywood rule to not show successful crime or violence scenarios. So people trying to live a life of movie ganstas would quickly kill themselves or go to jail.

Actually it would be good to make a mix of davinchi code and heist movie, where protagonists is a zealot of Opus Dei and actually fights freemasonry from p2 (for killing John Paul I) with plot ending on physical elimination of all p2 members and current pope "settling the rest of the things out peacefully", which actually means that Opus Dei is now integrated in the satanic mason cult and their souls are dead.

Expendables is a b-movie. Tells a lot, when that is top-production of the whole industry.

I love that bitch, you ever see her work?

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Her solo album, Yellow Ranger, was released on February 11, 2014. The EP includes a number of her previous singles released via YouTube, including the title track "Yellow Ranger" as well as "Queef", "NYC Bitche$", and "My Vag".

Omfg my side's kek

The first of the Ocean's trilogy with Clooney was actually good.

The second was overly convoluted and had a plot twist that negated about half the movie's purpose.

The third was an example of trying to make it "bigger and better" but it was just more cornball and implausible.

As far as whether or not it'll be worth watching, hard to say. later trailers and test screenings will be telling

>The first of the Ocean's trilogy with Clooney was actually good.
Good how?

is Awkwafina that weird asian ??

At least Anne Hathaway will look sexy.

>AWKWAFINA

just

(Oceans 11)*(0.77)=Oceans 8

PROUD FEMALE ARTIST

ARTIST. Respect her vaginally inspired art, damn youuuuu

was a fun heist film with a good cast that had good chemistry, a plot that was easy to follow, some unexpected twists that worked well into the plot without negating the whole movie, and a good ending.

This is why all children should experience killing, skinning and eating an animal. Let them learn early the messy and sticky side of real life.

turd

>77
The sacred numerology! /ourfilm/

>Bullock, Hathaway, Rihanna

Only names I have heard of. The rest are literally who. Nice "all star" cast you got there.

Will they fudge the box office numbers to Nu-Ghostbusters levels when this thing tanks?

Bong Dong Suck My Ping Pong

Is it 8 because thats boobs when they lay down?

Sexism is real - reason for ocean 8 box office failure

I'm alarmed and surprised by the lack of jews in this movie. Every movie these days shoehorns an ugly rat face kike into a leading role. Not this one for some reason.

It's been hyped just as long as female ghost busters so probably

Reminds me of this
>youtu.be/Eb_4sm8JgSg

Does anyone have the pic about imagining what it would be like if women had to organize a football match?

>Casting Sandra Bullock in 2017 AND as a main character
>Casting Rihanna as anything
>The statue Anne Hathaway
>We're gonna make lots of money from this movie

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Oh boy this will crash like Ghost Busters!
Where are the Black women here?
Only 1?
Where is the Muslima with the Burka?
Not enough diversity!

Kek, dis gun be goot!

Best post I've seen yet

Gotcha, family.

I have a plan!

Pretend we are Nigger, Spic, Arab women, and tell them how racist this movie is.

Ask why there are so many white women, and why a strong black women can't lead it?

I used to pay money to go to a movie to get away from loud mouthed women.

>Mindy Kaling
What's the name of the Indian guy whose doing her stunts?

>t. Mexican intellectual

It was pretentious as fuck unfunny chick flick piece of shit with cuck protagonist owning a shitload of stuff as if he is the casino owner himself.

Damn that must have been a long time ago.

Why do all these women movies need to be rule 63 reskins of men's movies? Why can't women do their own shit.

I'm fine with it, Sandra Bullock is at least a dependable comic lead, which is fucking rare. She would have made for a good ghostbuster.

>Women
>Doing own shit

Kek

Roasty detected!

in oceans 11 clooney's character had nothing after the jail time/divorce

rueben (elliott gould) finances the whole heist in Ocean's 11 to get back at Benedict (the villain / Andy Garcia) as revenge for Benedict muscling him out of his own casino

original movie wasn't a chick flick

the second one kind of was for making danny's wife the twelfth member, the whole sideplot distraction of Julia Roberts' character tess impersonating julia roberts (LOL) and the "surprise, the interpol investigator's father was a master thief THE WHOLE TIME! now kiss" shit

the third one was too dumb and detached from real female love interests to be a chick flick. clooney character's wife was absent entirely and the only real female character in the movie was al pacino's assistant who just slobbers all over matt damon because MUH SYNTHETIC PHEROMONE. really weak character and not too critical plot wise, not a ton of screen time.

Sandra is the single good female actor in the whole mutt industry. They should have casted julia roberts instead. That would be Comedic.

>>Who needs George Clooney?
Any movie without George Clooney is already sounding pretty good.

Not gonna watch.

They're going 2 con fool men out of money in exchange for pussy that never shows up.

What's exciting about that, happens all the time?

It actually looks like an alright Oceans movie rather than turning Ghostbusters into a wacky SNL studio comedy.

Of course all the incels on here will get mad about it being a movie about women doing something, even though in reality women commit more property theft crimes more than men lmao.

yes
maybe theyll let her talk about her vag halfway through

Why do they overplay their hand by so much? It's not just a little feminist, it's complete ejection of males from a show and they still expect it to do well.

Ghostbusters all over again.