There is literally no proof that Aqua is retarded. Don't ever lie about my wife ever again

There is literally no proof that Aqua is retarded. Don't ever lie about my wife ever again.

>is in a party that wants to quest
>skills party skills instead of actual combat skills

Your transparency is shit and your waifu is retarded.

Aqua is a retard and so are you.

These girls are transported to your world without any power or magic. Choose one.

Aqua
>you lead a poor nomad's life, traveling city to city
>you take on random menial jobs with her, never staying more than a month
>she attention whores a lot with other people but is always faithful to you
>can't cook for shit, so you eat out all the time

Megumin
>she refuses to get a job stating she loves explosion magic or something and that's the only job for her
>her chuunibyou always goes off when meeting people, possibly embarrassing you
>the sex is awesome and explosive
>actually cooks well and makes anything for you as long as you give her the money, but refuses to clean

Darkness
>rich as fuck, never out of money
>she does however embarrass you in public and makes strange moans at the slightest remarks
>her father expects you to do business meetings and schmoozing with other rich families since Darkness is embarrassing
>great body but you practically have to do all the work during sex

Wiz
>you own a business together, but it only makes enough profit to let you live
>every so often some weird cult fag friends of her come by and you have to deal with their shit
>great body and looks, but she's cold as a fish
>buys useless shit all the time that clutters your house with random shit

Yunyun
>normal, sweet, caring girl with a decent salary job
>but for some reason no one you know likes her
>your family, friends, co-workers, all say you're too good for her and they question why you chose her
>yes, you're a fat 30 year old hairy sweaty neckbeard but they still think you're better than her
>seriously why the fuck would you pick her

Choose one.

This actually just shows how intelligent she is. She knows that maintaining the group's morale with fun party tricks, thereby improving every member's performance, is worth ore than any individual skill she could learn.

>finale
>Demon King offers Yun Yun to join him and he'll be her friend
>the party all convinces her that they want to be her friend
>she melts with happiness

Megumin could easily find a job in demolition, the military or with ISIS if she loves explosions that much, and she'd be really good at it too.

Wiz sounds the best of all those listed though.

Obvs Yun Yun a best.

Id pick Eris or Iris.

>no barmaid
>no Eris
I pick the destroyer and fuck you.

Darkness, i have a slight sadism fetish so the sex will be awesome, also rich can hire a private chef, maid and chauffeur; live in the lap of luxury like an aristocrat banging my busty blonde wife.

>literally no downsides

I feel like I'm missing something. Are the next episode previews supposed to get cut off? I always thought it was an issue with the raws used for the version of KonoSuba S1 I had, but now that I look, I can't find a version that doesn't do that.

I kind of like YunYun. I mean she's hot and smart...but something is off putting about her. Like she's an inconvenience to be around.

Maybe I would be better off picking anyone else.

Why is Megumin so overrated?
She's so fucking boring.

A FUCKING CHICKEN

She's cute and she shares my deep love for explosions. She wears that little strapless thing too, mm.

Are you retarded?

Yes the previous ARE supposed to get cut off, it's a common jap joke just google "(ry" which is an abreviation of an abreviation of the word abreviation(以下省略) , and even without knowing that one would infer it's because her letter interest no one and she gets ignored and cut off.

Isn't that because leveling any other skills would just make her more destructive? She's already the most powerful in the group, and if she increases that it could cause problems.

Chuunibait characters tend to be popular.

Just imagine his face..having to watch her saggy tits.

Megumin easily. All other choices are shit.

Why is she so spunky

Unironically Aqua

Seems the funnest

Yunyun deserves happiness.

Yunyun deserves nothing but loneliness and pain

kek

>great body but you practically have to do all the work during sex

So, business as usual then? I think it balances it out that they have to carry a baby and give birth, but outside of oral, they don't have to do shit in bed.

In the light novel book 3 epilogue we get to see what actually happens in Aqua's mind. She's definitely not retarded and her retarded choices seem to occur due to her own pride. You can compare her to a character like Vegeta.

>she looks down at everyone else thinking them as kids
>she doesn't hit Kazuma because she is scared of him but she won't admit it
>it's also implied that she doesn't hit Kazuma because she pities him and wants to treat him better
>wants to go back to heaven
>thinks Kazuma is the one causing trouble

Megumin who kept stirring trouble and Darkness who kept saying perverted things gave Kazuma plenty of stress after all, so I should treat him better.
>^shows she is aware of others

But he (Kazuma) would definitely become mature in the future.
>what did she mean by this!?!?

dem feels

I want an undead Yui Horie voiced girl to have cool snuggles with.

Nothing about flashing her ass and meat curtains all over fantasy land?

The Megumeme, of course. YunYun has too large of tits.

Because I spunk in my wife, Megumin, every day!

Darkness or Wiz

>look like this at 13
>can't make a single friend

How

I'd be her friend.

Yunyun.

I don't care what anyone else thinks about her. I'm not particularly attracted to her but I kind of hate Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness. Wiz is alright but she comes with too many drawbacks.

Yunyun can't even leave me because everyone else hates her. She doesn't have any unbearable flaws and she seems like a sweet girl.

The world is surrounded by cute hot girls. Any man who wants to get laid just uses cheap succubus service. It's entirely believable that her assets won't get her anywhere in the world.

her skillcard said it

yunyun because she wouldn't be a leech, and I wouldn't have to socialize much.

>>can't cook for shit, so you eat out all the time
Is this revealed at some point in the novels?

I would have figured that she'd be a pretty good cook considering all the other random stuff she's miraculously good at.

I wouldn't take that post too seriously. He's assuming a lot (like Megumin being good at sex) and he's breaking his own rules. If Darkness was transported over, she wouldn't be rich anymore.

Wiz > Darkness > Megumin > Yunyun > Aqua

Intelligence below average, user.

>great body but you practically have to do all the work during sex
Yeah, but I bet all that moaning and squirming would be satisfying.

I want to have lovey dovey sex with Darkness followed by snuggles.

I would unironically marry the fuck out of Aqua if she was real. I'd put a ring on her, seal the deal, and go straight to baby making every day.
Get a good job and keep her as a happy housewife.
Everyday I'd come home to her dumb happy smile and it would heal my soul inside and fill me with joy.

Arue > Everybody

She's a well mannered reserved girl, which is cute and proper.
Yet she's also a passionate person, an artist, a warrior, a creator. What she makes are explosions, big beautiful fantastic explosions.
The rush she gets from them is contagious, it's hard not to get excited and hyped with her.
And her odd side makes her relatable, endearing and cute.

Yunyun > Wiz > Megumin > Darkness > Aqua

She might be play acting an idiot alter ego. She may also be inside a "simulation".

cute

How come the twintail and the dumb looking ponytail chuun get all the novel art? In that color page spread, there's that eyepatch one, and one more with long hair.

Believe it or not, her party tricks are useful in the light novel. The show does not do her justice with the fucking fans. The perfect entertainer spell appears in volume 8 which is cool, but the show also never mentions that she buffs attack and defense for the party

she doesnt want to go back to work in heaven, she could solo the demonking but that would cut her unintended vacation short

Because they are they are the biggest Yunyun's bullies, or as she calls them, "friends"

>your family, friends, co-workers, all say you're too good for her and they question why you chose her
>yes, you're a fat 30 year old hairy sweaty neckbeard but they still think you're better than her
>seriously why the fuck would you pick her
Don't bully the Yunyun

That's really interesting stuff user.
I always assumed that her pride was a significant part of her mindset and decision-making process but it's cool to see it coming from the actual canon in that way.
It doesn't exactly contradict the fact that we know, she is low on the intelligence spectrum. But it certainly adds another layer to her that compliments it as part of her character.
I'm surprised to hear that she does have some sense of altruism and kindness towards others to such degree though.

So she really does believe herself to be a goddess, above everyone else, and both entitled to praise for it but also seems to take it as a prideful duty to care about others as a goddess should.
So all the times she half asses something but acts like it was a big deal and she did it for everyone's sake, she was being honest, that's how she feels about it.

Heaven doesn't want her to go back. That's why mortals have to beat the demon king and Aqua can't.

Aqua honestly is the only useful party member.

...

I want her to pee into that bottle and give it to me.

Has Aqua been rising in popularity? Seems S2 have made a lot of people like her more

She is perfect and I love her so much, but she isn't real.

Drinking Aqua's aqua

Yes, it's entirely because she's virtually the only one who had actual character devellopement.
Megumin can't become cuter and Darkness is comic relief female dudebro. Other characters are cool but don't get screentime.
s1 she was "le bad godess xD". I predicted it would take this turn around C90 but nobody listenned.

Anime only fag, please explain why that is. She looks cute enough. But that's not enough to be best girl.

Mostly because Vol 3 Was a Dorkness one, but Aqua still get alot, and Vol 4 is primary Aqua's

Good girls do exist, you know.

Just my taste, she is a chuuni writer and actually a good girl, also she almsot made Kazuma fuck Yunyun

My Goddes cant be this cute

Still Aqua.

Don't some of her party skills like Nature's Bounty heal anyways?

Aqua or Wiz>Yunyun and I wouldn't even consider the other 2

I want Chris and her belly button.

Interesting. I've always wondered what goes inside her head. Is there more?

>buy some electrical blankets
>put Wiz bellow it for some minutes before we have sex
Done, literally removed nearly all her fails. Now I just need to hide money from her so she does not buy useless crap and we are done.

I bet Wiz is the kind of person to buy what she sees on infomercials.

She has the canonically best boobs and ass of the Crimson Demon race, at least from Megumin's class, outclassing even Yunyun

Also, she likes to write

>tfw the world of konosuba is one of the few fictional universes that achieved true gender equality

I thiught that was her gimmick

Aqua a dumb, but also a best.

It is.

>>you take on random menial jobs with her, never staying more than a month

I've actually done this for a year or so, taking on a bunch of odd jobs. I was practically Bob the Mexican trader and it was a blast for some jobs, and sucked my soul right out for others.

>>actually cooks well and makes anything for you as long as you give her the money, but refuses to clean

Take it from a former line cook, NOBODY wants to deal with the likes of chef/cook that doesn't clean. In the kitchen, cleanliness is as big of a deal as being able to cook well.

>>yes, you're a fat 30 year old hairy sweaty neckbeard but they still think you're better than her

Am supposed to magically change into this if I choose her? Absolutely not.

If yes to directly above question

Aqua > the rest > Yunyun

If not,

Aqua > Yunyun > the rest

In terms of the rest

Wiz >= Darkness > Megumin

Aqua, Wiz, and Yunyun won't embarrass you. Megumin is a freeloader, not even a housewife since she doesn't clean. Darkness at least has money in case things goes south.