So I'm related to Hitler

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/1348850/Hitlers-lost-relatives-found-on-Long-Island-in-terror-of-identification.html

I don't know how to live my life. Adolf was right about everything. I'm in NY, a liberal super city, and I can never tell a single soul the truth.

It is very surprising to see this website appreciates what he tried to do-rid the world of Jewish Marxism.

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congrats, your ancestor was a junkie that led a nation to ruin.

Please flood the earth with your offspring.

>strong island checking in
>It is very surprising to see this website appreciates what he tried to do-rid the world of Jewish Marxism
lurk moar mr. hitler

I bet you like to imagine Deutschland was flourishing before the war.

No you are not you fucking liar.

This has been known for years, they're gardeners from Suffolk county and decided not have any children.

Also LI represent

The Jews gave him drug and drink, and allowed him to escape after the Allies stormed into Berlin.

Or so that's we told the papers

oh, it was a shithole with extreme poverty. he took it and turned it into a world power. he did all this just for the nation to end up even worse than before, half occupied by communists ,large portions of the population dead and all full of bomb craters.

relative, not ancestor. Hitler had no children.

ok, but you know what i mean.

This picture is the truth.

>you will never come of age and have your mom/dad tell you that you're related to Hitler
It hurts, bros.

you'll be saved by an epic "I'm Spartacus" kind of moment

Have as many kids as possible. Keep the bloodline alive.

He has some cucked relatives in Germany who purposely didn’t have kids to try to kill his bloodline. Send them the baby pictures

Implying Jews didn't ruin Germany first. Wives were forced to be prostitutes with their own children while the man worked hard labor 14 hour shifts 7 days a week so that they could eat every other day and live in a rented shack. It's like is CA keeps going for another 50 years at this rate and then legalizes all sexual deviancy.

Meanwhile, the Jews at like 1% of society held over half it's wealth. They even lament how much was taken form them by Nazis. Jew gold funded well over $120 billion dollars of the war effort. The average Jew on a train to Auschwitz had more money than any of the guards had seen in the last decade. They had luggage packed with gold, silver, money, and jewels. Think about how poor the German people were in the Weimar republic then just watch the scenes where Jews were taken off the trains at the camps in Schindler's List. Even in Jew propaganda they can't help but lament the loss of their precious shekles.

Everyone loves to forget that the National Socialists were socialists and the reason they went after Jews was to redistribute their wealth.

Even today, the far left socialists don't realize it but more often than not, if you put names to their 1 percenters they hate so much, Oy Vey, it's a Jew! They are doing it to us again, but they have divided and conquered us, and diversified us and written piles of hate speech against whites so as to scapegoat us for every other group's problems. They do this to prevent us from democratically stopping them. But everyone feels it. Tensions are high. If the result of democracy is to demonize a group and use policy to oppress us, then democracy has failed.

>tfw no hitler-descended gf

>implying any sane man would have surrendered to Rome voluntarily and had his wife and kids sold into slavery
>implying Germany started WW1
>implying democracy is good

>you will never inherit the 15 million in Mein Kampf royalties and go live in a mansion in Germany, sporting the signature mustache
>you will never be known as “the Hitler boy” and have everyone staring at you while you do squats at the gym
>you will never have legions of secret nazi groupies descended from SS officers
>you will never throw raves with your redpilled friends in your Uber-concrete wolfenstein-esque mansion

Fuck this gay earth

autrians are german and they definitelly started the war. democracy is shit but way better than any sort of socialism. Constitutional republic master race.

The one thing Germans did that was bad, was when they settled America before the country was founded-they drafted up abolitionist anti-negroe slavery in Germantown

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The slavs started the first world war, (((they've))) been trying to kill royals since before Napoleon

a real Burger post

congrats

What is happening now, is exactly what happened during the Weimar Republic-

-this Donald Trump, is a mensch in disguise, he is from one of our enclave neighborhoods in Long Island.

He is a strong man, he sacrificed his daughter to (((them))) for the presidency.

>implying Germany started WW2

>telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/1348850/Hitlers-lost-relatives-found-on-Long-Island-in-terror-of-identification.html
Um that guy looks like he could be Andrew Anglin's dad.

Im sorry, i cant hear you from up here. being the wealthiest and most powerful nation on earth.

wir stehen bereit, herr führer!

This, he is way too connected to them to not be on their side.

are you going to show any proof to your claim?

Not at all. Hear the truth I've spoken.

i need this

Confirmes: Long Islanders are the world's most powerful race
/631/ ww@?

Suffolk in the house

DELETE THIS PICTURE

WE CAN'T LET THE UNTERMENSCHEN FIND OUT

TRUST US, WE JUST WANT THE BESt OF EUROPE

NOW SUBVERT TO THE SUPERIOR GERMAN RACE AND LET US KILL OR ENSLAVE YOUR COUNTRYMEN

Statehood soon

if I had to assume you are telling the truth(most likely you're not), how does it make you feel? do you feel being related to him makes you some what royal blooded, that you have a sense of duty to do good in the world, that you have the ability to do good?(after all you're the same flesh and blood)

also how similar to you look? do you have any friends who know you're secret, or is it just a family secret?

Do you hold any relics from the 3rd Reich?
What do you think can be done to stop (((them)))?

Why did you go to jewyork of all places?

>related to Hitler
>gets called a Jew on Sup Forums
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