You are walking through a forest when you come upon a wizard. He makes you an offer. You can choose to have a season 3 and 4 greenlit for either GochiUsa or Non Non Biyori; however, the series you don't pick will never receive another season. If you say neither and try to walk away, both series will be cancelled and never get any more episodes or chapters.
What do you do.
Kevin Robinson
I tell the wizard he needs better moral dilemmas, then choose NNB because that's the only one of the two I've watched and would enjoy more episodes.
Sebastian Clark
This is the EASIEST choice in the world.
NNB by a 100 million miles, I'd happily die the day after S4 NNB final episode. That show is fucking amazing on so many levels to other SoL shows.
Nicholas Nguyen
That's a no-brainer if I've ever seen one.
Brayden Taylor
Let me think for a moment...
Jaxon Robinson
As much as I like gochiusa s2 was shit so non non biyori.
Matthew Barnes
Neither. Can I ask him to nuke all the threads too?
James Adams
NNB, obviously
Sebastian Butler
NNB..baka
Ian Cruz
Rabbits
Elijah Wilson
This. I like NNB, I love GochiUsa.
Zachary Green
>the greatest SoL ever made or the second most bland, vapid SoL ever made behind Urara Meirochou >a difficult decision I'll go with two-time official Sup Forums AOTY Non Non Biyori.
Connor Jackson
>the first person in the thread to choose the blatantly inferior show >justifies choice with breasts Sasuga.
Owen Bell
NNB
Carter Clark
My wife Chino will get two more seasons.
Nolan Richardson
Non Non Biyori. Easy choice.
Julian Morris
Walk away obviously
Camden Anderson
Fuck rabbits
Ian Watson
Ask the wizard to give me a Hotarun.
Ryan Barnes
then i want meme girl
Brayden Robinson
Consider the following.
Daniel Jones
>As much as I like gochiusa s2 was shit
S2 was superior to S1 in almost every way. Do you hate the ChiMaMes or what kind of shit taste could lead you to dislike GochiUsa S2?
Evan King
>If you say neither and try to walk away, both series will be cancelled and never get any more episodes or chapters.
This is the superior option. It will prevent thousands of shitposts on Sup Forums.
Kayden Ramirez
That's no ordinary rabbit!
Nolan King
Gochiusa
Ethan Watson
My nigga
Aiden Thomas
Someone post the webm
Nathaniel White
All I need is Candy Store.
Josiah Stewart
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Jaxson White
Everything that gets a third season turns to shit. Give it to the rabbits since it's already at that point.
Brody Walker
Nah, what you really need is to learn japanese
Asher Murphy
Can I pick Kinmoza instead?
Jacob Myers
Why does he?
Wyatt Lee
>>justifies choice with breasts You can't really blame him though, those are some pretty good breasts.
Grayson Ross
Elaborate.
Brandon Watson
Are you guys really fine with having the best girl being called "candy store"? the hell is wrong with you EOP
Jackson Reyes
Fuck you, OP. Why did you create this hypothetical scenario!? I really wouldn't want either to be cancelled, but I guess I'd go GochiUsa.
Julian Nguyen
She literally gets called Dagashiya by characters in the show so what are you going on about?
John James
>It's okay as long it's Japanese
Leo Perry
Ok so do you call people who write manga "cartoon house"? because that's what it means.
People call her 駄菓子屋 because that's her job. Would you say "my job is a Candy Store" well unless you're retarded you fucking don't.
Then again you anglocucks probably don't understand the concept of metonymy well enough to use it properly, so I suggest you shut the fuck up forever.
Also it's only partly translated, a better and more consistent (yet still litteral) translation would be "cheap candy store".
Sure, go enjoy your funimation subs and keep on memetexting, afterall it's not like understanding the language, culture and humour helps on ejoying anime or anything. Gee I could do without drama CDs !
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I refuse to read this because of the spacing.
Easton Wilson
Kill the wizard, fuck his corpse. Pay for 10 seasons of both shows with the money I get from selling his magic items.
Leo Bailey
>Sure, go enjoy your funimation subs and keep on memetexting, afterall it's not like understanding the language, culture and humour helps on ejoying anime or anything. Gee I could do without drama CDs ! are you okay there buddy? -ya can mean the store as well as the seller
Levi Russell
I'm not talking about what it CAN or MAY or COULD mean but about what it DOES mean in that particuliar context. I'm sorry you have such a hard time understanding such simple matters.
Camden Martinez
In the particular context it is a nickname you autist.
Leo King
So would you say that you prefer the translation "Candy Lady", then?
Benjamin Fisher
And occupations can't be nickname because? It would be a better translation, yeah.
Joshua Robinson
no dude it has to be CHEAP CONFECTIONERIES SALESWOMAN to be honest
James Harris
They can. Why cant Candy Store be a nickname?
Brayden Harris
I would ask him to transform me into a cute loli.
Joseph Thomas
>People call her 駄菓子屋 because that's her job. They called her Candy Shop/Seller before she worked at the candy store though. She just lived there and her grandma ran the thing. So what does it mean in that context? Obviously they aren't calling her "Candy Seller" when she doesn't even sell candy. She does live at a candy shop though, so maybe they're calling her "Candy Shop" the same way someone might be referred to by their place of origin as a nickname.
Christian Wood
So in the end it makes literally no difference, since it effectively means 'Hello, [Lady who runs the] Candy Store' in that context and would have the same value as a nickname, in the same way a broken translation could be a nickname for a foreign character. It's just a name, everyone still knows who she is dumb-dumb and from now on I'm going to be sure to call her Candy Store just in case you're in the thread, specifically to annoy you :^)
Angel Gray
If you only care about the denotation then yeah, but completely disregarding the conotation is fucking stupid. And it would still be localised anyway.
It can be a nickname in the same way cutting your dick is an available option. People just don't do it because it's fucking stupid and there are better alternatives.
>So what does it mean in that context? 駄菓子屋(さんのところの孫娘) Remember that thing about metonymy a few posts ago?
Nolan Walker
That dick cutting analogy is literally the most retarded thing I've read all day.
Jose Hall
thats because he is retarded
James Price
>and from now on I'm going to be sure to call her Candy Store He's late to the party if he just started screeching about this now.
Lucas Morgan
>Remember that thing about metonymy a few posts ago? Yes and Candy Store works under those rules.
Carter Ross
>駄菓子屋(さんのところの孫娘) You're saying that they're calling child Kaede "The candy seller's granddaughter", abbreviated as "candy seller". How is that any more obtuse than just calling her "candy store", with her home as an adjunct to her for the purposes of metonymously naming her.
Joseph Ward
We've gone and done a full circle. Fine whatever, complaisantly call her candy store, your loss.
Josiah Diaz
I choose NNB, GochiUsa is shit
Christopher Myers
Don't insult idiots when discussing with them. They need love and attention.
Also, love Renchon.
Lucas Hughes
I'm glad you agree that candy store is a superior and more sensible nickname.
Jeremiah Russell
NNB of course. I'd love a season 3
Gavin Cox
I love both, so I stab him before he can do anything.
Daniel Hall
nnb, it makes me question my life choices slightly less than gochiusa
Anthony Anderson
I love them both but would choose Non Non Biyori.
Ayden Johnson
Was there ever any doubt
Eli Howard
KLANG
Henry Adams
I don't pick any so both get cancelled forever.
Joseph Lee
but I am a wizard myself.
Jonathan Taylor
I want to choose neither because both ended just fine and good things have to end sometime. I would be much more upset if 2 more seasons of either series ended up to be mediocre crap.
I guess if I was forced to pick then I choose rabbitcoffees becasue it seemed to get better the longer it went on.
Justin Bell
>understanding the subs perfectly >important in SoL
Hunter Reyes
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Isaiah Morales
NNB. Let our favorite loli Nam vet make rabbit stew.