Christmas in (((America)))

Christmas in (((America)))

Your fence is coming in 2020

>mutt trailer trash aiming at the ground with muh gunz

Literally shaking

Wait for nighttime you fucking leaf, they look awesome at night.
>I'm a burger on vacation btw, don't worry about the flag

I don't see anything wrong with the picture
Too many decorations?
Whats your point faggot?

La Creatura de Estados Unidos.

And yet... all of that shit in his front yard has zero to do with Christianity.

People like that are stupid faggots.

There is a nativity scene in the very fucking front you autistic shit.

>t. sudaco

You can't put 50 Jesuss in your yard. That would just be stupid.

tip harder you fedora autists

So what, we LOVE to decorate here. We like to show off who has best decorations.

There's a fucking alien on the side of the house you mutt

Americans are truly inbred retards lmao

>"It only looks godawful for half of the day!"
w e w

>proud PRA senior varsity football

There's your explanation for the retardedness, its the CTE.

I want out of this country so bad
It's the only reason to get up and go to work, to have the funds to escape.

at least we can shoot the niggers that try to steal it

How can Americans be proud of this country?

What is wrong with that?

You can leave cuck

It’s worse everywhere else

They're cattle

>$30k house
>$15k in decorations
>muh i'm broke need tax cuts

Some old person lives there and gets a great deal of joy out of this. What bothers you about that?

I want to leave, but I don't want to move.

El salvador de pequeño mutts

I love in Colorado, in the mountains. I haven't seen a cloud since September. During the day it gets up to 65-70F, and then drops to 10-20F at night. I apparently live in a mountain desert region now. Colorado has become Afghanistan. Obviously the weather people are told to not comment on this. They keep saying "its another beautiful sunny day" and retarded shit like that

he might be selling christmas decorations or something too

If you think Colorado is bad, try Wyoming.

This would be better tbqfh, just have a super confederacy between all of these nations because of existing historical cohesion.
Great for fiction, though!

>damage controlling this hard

Just admit you live in a country infested with religious fuckwits and niggers

If the round goes through the target its better to sink it in the ground rather than keep flying and hit the neigbors cat.

Overweight racial mutts that are too stupid to comprehend what is going on around them.

This.

So some people have bigger houses, some have smaller houses.
Some people like lots of Christmas decorations, some people don't.
These people aren't hurting anyone.

Why do Americans have so much shit?
The only people who collect stuff like shoes are Americans and women
Why? How does an American feel when buying a new pair of sneakers?

There is nothing wrong with Religious "fuckwits" other than their rabid support for Israel

Rampant materialism and a love for (((spending))) money

your wife is my bitch

Because this is the only country on Earth that has the following:
>little to no gun control, except in the Cucked Northeast, California and the major cities
>the cheapest land per acre available in the rural areas
>freedom of speech is protected in the constitution
Go back to Mexico if you hate this country Pablo

>wants to be rich but Doesnt want to work.
>wants to be in shape but doesn't want to workout
Faggot

You guys don't have clouds either? At least we don't have wind.

> other than their rabid support for Israel

How much you want to bet the guy who lives there supports Israel?

Tacky as fuck.

I bet you're fun at parties

Freedom is double-edged sword.

Going off the grid in Wyoming is my exit plan

There's a lot of space. Like A LOT of space. I noticed this when I studied abroad in France: Europeans don't have a lot of room to work with. It's a bundle of small countries that really fuckin' hate each other that are too close for comfort. As a result, everything is condensed and you have to conserve what space you have. The US? We have land we don't even occupy. We have so much shit because it's not like we're gonna run out of room anytime soon.

>mfw kids only get christmas decorations for christmas every year

We the right to tell them to shut the fuck up,with words for the former and bullets for the latter

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I'm ethnically German/Dutch. My family moved here in the 1900s. I'm Whiter than you muhammad.

why the hell is st. johns the capital, should be Halifax

Terrible, all I do is put white lights on the porch railing.

news flash, my father's ancestor's name is Franz Hammer, a German. I am Spaniard on my mother's side, also I'm on vacation buddy

uuhh, isn't that one of those roadside places that sells these lawn decorations?

Fuck Canada

>My family moved here in the 1900s.
You have to go back

You have sisters?

Maybe if those weren't bb guns . . .

Gladly

>American
>Spanish
>We

Classic.

>22%
>21%
We're slipping in the midwest.

That would be lovely with some snow.

Maybe

Yes, I'm visiting my ancestral land cuckboy, too bad yours is filled with niggers

He clearly has developmental disabilities. She's fucking ugly. Nice meme I guess.

So some Americans are more into Christmas decorations than others, what's your point?

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he's canadian. like everything else in his life, there is no point.

Saskatchewan is going with Alberta.
Deseret is taking most of Nevada/Arizona.
Canada/US borders are not staying like that.
Michigan is going with Southwestern Ontario.
United States is too big. New England is not getting along with entire Midwest.

Otherwise pretty good map. I know it can't be perfect and not everybody is going to agree.

1) The Germans, for the vast majority of American history, were not considered white. See Benjamin Franklins' views on the "swarthy" Germans.
2) 117 years is not that long when you consider that most English, Welsh, and Scottish families in America have been here since before the revolution.

>underrated

This isn't not true.

Fuck the fence let's just invade them. That country doesn't deserve to exist.