I want to assault Shinka

I want to assault Shinka

this is the 3rd thread I've seen today about wanting to do something to Shinka. I don't blame you, anons. She is a perfect specimen.

Funny that I just happened to start watching this show earlier this week for the first time. Man, I've been missing out. KyoAni keeps hitting all the right notes for me, lately.

Avoid season 2

All the ways you wish you could be, that's Shinka.

She looks like you wanna look, fucks like you wanna fuck.

She is smart, capable, and most importantly, she is free in all the ways that you are not.

I have been avoiding it but I need more, is really that bad?

I want Shinka to help me with assisted suicide

Idk Shinka is fine in season 2 from what I remember if you just want more of her

Nothing of note happens. Watching it is a complete waste of time.

I guess it's fine if you're just watching it for Shinka, I think S2 could have been saved if they made her the MC.

I started with it by accident.

>nothing's happening
>there's no character development
>why is her hair black
>why is her hair now not black
>why does anyone like this show

And then I dropped it only to find out later I was retarded.

Also, I want to wake up and see this.

Why did the OP only type
>bark bark woof
?

Is this some new meme I've never heard of

please forgive

I want Shinka to assault me.

How would you defend yourself against Shinka?

Trick question. It's not possible to defend oneself against Shinka, as she can do anything. Just to humor her, I'd put up a "fight" before allowing her to do with me what she wishes.

You do nothing and take it, and be thankful for physical contact with Shinka.

Read from the Mabinogion.

Shinka would not respect someone weak like this.

>Implying Shika would ever respect someone like you

She would respect me more than you because at least I would attempt to hit her. Heck she might even take me in as her underling.

She'd probably be disgusted you even tried to touch her, and crush you in an instant.

No that's you, you're probably the type to tap out as soon as she puts you in a chokehold.

if you like shinka its ok but the entire premise of the season is literally a shitty palette swap of rikka attempting to NTR her

the first season was at least cute for 75% of it but the second season is that proportion of melodrama

Stop reminding me that I'm not Shinka.
;_;

>tap out
I'm going to lie there and enjoy the feeling of her flesh pressing against me until I pass out, thank you very much.

people are bashing it for second season, but there are lots of animes who fucking put out 300+ episodes of the same garbage, and you do not hear anything about it, i liked even the second season

>not struggling hard so she would have to apply more pressure

good for you

all I wanted was cute rikka dates but they couldn't do their one job

Of course, how could I have been so foolish?

I hope you finally understand that fighting back will give you the best of her.

Thank you for showing me the light, user.

Good, now tell me how would you defend yourself against Shinka?

I honestly don't know, I've never been attacked by a pretty girl before.

I cast Color Spray.

>throws some dirt

How many hit dice does Shinka have?

Huh?

I guess at least 5 hit dice then.

Next I'll go in for a lariat.

...

Why does Shinka beating up Anons sound so hot?

S2 is great and worth a watch, don't listen to the few vocal whiners

Very funny.

she'd break your dick with her clip

How?

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