JEB BUSH MEMEs THREAD

POST YOUR BEST MEMES OF OUR TURTLE MERCHANT

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Please reply.

Jeb! Is that you?

Very presidential candidate getting chairs for all his delegates at very high speeds.

IJEB

Please post jeb!heads! My mom (the strongest woman I know) said we can't let Trump Bully his way into the presidency.

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>you will never see a John Wick movie starring jeb!
Why even live my fellow Jebbites?

>3 layers

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10/10 here's a guacbowl for (you)

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lol I had to do this when I worked at a grocery store before

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>there exists a universe where jeb! has conquered Mexico, turning it into the worlds largest guacamole sweatshop.

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SLOW AND STEADY

can you imagine if this no-personality faggot was our president?

I am out of Jeb! memes folks, here's a rare spicer

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>'Holy guac, with each new poll I slip further down' a defeated Jeb says to himself
>As Jeb finishes his glass of scotch in the dark contemplating how to find motivation to keep on going, he notices the red blinking light of his answering machine in his office
>Jeb slowly picks up the phone and listens to the message
>"Hey Yeb, its your old pal Donald! just wanted to let you know I have a spot for you in my cabinet when I am inaugurated next year. Hope that lifts your spirits buddy"
>'b-b-utt d-d-daddy says I will be president' Jeb mutters to himself
>An emotional Jeb grabs the loaded .45 and puts it to his head, he pulls the trigger
> Jeb awakens as the sound of a heart rate monitor can be heard
>'Praise guac, he's awake!' a nearby doctor exclaims
>'W-w-what happened' a disorientated Jeb asks the doctor
>The doctor tells Jeb 'Sir you were in a coma for 4 months after you tripped on one of your toy turtles and fell down the stairs'
>'Is Donald still on top of the polls?' asks Jeb
>The confused doctor says to Jeb, 'Mr Trump never announced a campaign to run for president sir?'
>Jeb reaches for the remote and switches on the hospital TV
>'Jeb Bush despite being in a coma still leads as the Republican front runner at 42%..'
>Jeb smiles to himself as he realizes all is right in the world
>Faintly Jeb hears a dreaded familiar voice
>'Wake up Jeb, I still need someone as my secretary of low energy'

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Here user, have a Jeb!

Also enjoy this rare young Huma

I really, really, really like this post.

Anyone got the original?

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crop out Jeb and you'll get everything except Trump's shoulder.

What are you doing in Australia, Jeb? How's the vacation going?

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!Jeb

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save it friend, its all yours

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Kek

BREAKING NEWS! RECOUNT IN ALABAMA CHANGES RESULTS!

this was the time when Jeb met a young Billy Corgan

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Go two knuckles deep in their eye with a thumb mother fucker will scream like a wild animal

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i disapprove

>Billy Corgan
kek

Cheers mate!

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>Apple Watch
cringe
especially since Jeb must own quite a few Rolex

#PleaseClap2020

bump. i mean jeb!

so true.

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it's amazing how promising people free shit makes you an avatar of hope

literally how grade schoolers campaign

>actually believing promising to make peoples lives better isn't what every politician does.

you should be killed.

>Mcjagger is Huma who went back in time after losing the 2016 election
It all makes sense.

ok so all 3 people in the picture did that

what makes Sanders so special then?

because Sanders actually meant it.

Are you trolling?
You better be.

nope, why would you think that.

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Dude looks like that lady.

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>you guacing to me, punk?
Or
>hey punk, I'm guacing here!

wrong file,i am jeb tier

best guac chef ever

bald guy in foreground is also head-tilt. Also nobody has mentioned the yamaka who has the reverse head tilt along with the gray haired lady in the center.

is his wife a real human?

She was penniless in Mexico and did well for herself to escape. Of course the female spic has a short shelf life.

keen eyes, user

Jeb eats black bull cum out of her pussy.

>I'm wearin my hoodie

TWO CHAIRS

She looks like ET ate too much

GUACY GUACY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! GUACY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING CONDIMENT FROM MOMMY'S CUPBOARD!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME GUACY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO BE PART OF THE PRESIDENCY!

He's one of the very few who have been totally stumped by Trump but have stayed out of the spotlight afterwards.

Kudos Jeb, slow and steady.

i don't understand how her arms and legs can be so skinny but her stomach is so round, it just doesn't look healthy

kek!


> bet the wife don't get kisses like that

lmao

Very fast Jeb! running at incredible hihg speed

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Fuggin saved mate. Heres one of my favorite Melanias.

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oh boy howdy do i miss these threads.

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Contributing to Jeb

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hey Jeb, watchu doin in Australia?