How do I meet jewesses

How do I meet qt jewesses

also post politics so his thread isn't deleted

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>How do I meet qt Jewesses
Well, luckily for you, you live in Germany, one of the most De-Jewed places on earth. So, if you want to meet a Jewess, you're better off going to

>Jew York
>Miami
>California
>Baltimore
>Pretty much 80% of Israel

Politics are for the uneducated.
Who pic? Would consider showering for her

By gassing yourself so you go to the part of hell where the 6 gorillion are after you die

Add Amsterdam

I went there but nobody answered :(

>not knowing Natalie Portman
baka

I couldn't live in Israel. But an Israeli qt who has reverse-aliyahed would be nice

Hans Van Gouda, the only city remotely close to the scale of those other five is London.

Like, in Jew York literally 1/5 people are Jewish.

>reverse-aliyahed
I don't think I have to explain why that really wouldn't happen in Germany.

Why are we sliding the shill threads?

London is full of orthodox though, avoid tbqh

I've heard it said that lots of Israelis come here
It's not the Third Reich anymore

hi nu/pol/

Touche.

Daily reminder that Jews literally steal your foreskin and sell it for biomedical research/ceremonial Jew magic.

>See a qt
>drop a penny
She picks it up, you're in luck.

Orthodox Jewesses are qt-est desu.

>I've heard it said that lots of Israelis come here

Okay, let me put it like this then. Israelis who leave Israel do so typically because

>They just finished IDF and want to backpack
Easy to find. A lot actually go to East Asia for some reason.
>They work in finance, IT or another industry that is easy to uproot and move
Israel has a problem with human capital flight, but most of it is to the US or UK. These are also people usually in their 30's; they leave because Israel is expensive as balls and tax rates are stupid high for people who actually make money.

>Marriage
This is more of a byproduct of the visa situation. Israelis, especially Russian ones or French ones, might marry other nationalities for their visas... but they usually mean these people through friends or family, and these people are usually Jewish. I.e., most Israelis marry Americans or Brits. Used to be more French before the recent turmoil.


>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
Israelis who would move for business reasons and actually get visas won't be qt Jewesses. Israelis who move for relationships usually are match-made by other Jews. Israelis on their backpacking are a go, but they'll probably go back to Israel easily because Israel has village syndrome like crazy.

Move to Israel and never come back.

>mean
Meet

Go to the synagogue or JCC. I used to work out at the JCC and there were some really cute Jewesses.

Honestly, you could do this. Like Israel puts a premium on tech or IT skills from nations with good English skills.

>How do I meet qt jewesses

get rich/powerful

You'll only get a honeypot if it's in (((Their))) interests to give you one.

>Going to a synagogue
>As a goy
>Literally a place where Jewesses will be behind a room divider and where your goyishness will standout the most

I lost all mainstream information.

New york has like 10million ppl? So 2 million jews? 15 million worldwide, 15% of jews in New York? Damn, how is Kims rocket Programm doing?

Race down to your nearest synagogue and talk about your Roth IRA. You wont be able to escape the shekikes then.

>aliyahed
Whats that? Jewgle won't give me an answer. Must be super secrative

Thanks for the useful post famalam
>Orthodox Jewesses are qt-est desu.
Really? I've never met any but the impression I get is that they're worst.
>the rest
So Israelis abroad are a no-go in your eyes? I've heard that some young Israelis move to places like Germany for a few years but that's hearsay.

Maybe I should move to Israel lmao

Speak of the devil
I'm not a STEMfag though

I've been to synagogue here (and will go tomorrow for the end of hanukkah party). I don't think the JCC is really for gentiles though and here there isn't much anyway

An orthodox Jew stopped me on the street the other day and asked me if I was Jewish. I'm half Jewish on my dad's side so it doesn't really count but I said yes anyway, then he gave me a flyer to a Channukah party at the local synagogue. Pretty sure you can just pretend to be a semite.

Isn't it only orthodox who do that?

aliyah (ascent in english iirc) = immigration to Israel

>pretend to be a semite
Will be necessary at some point probably, jews are a secretive bunch. They know jewesses are the best and want to hide them from us

Haha I remember when I first went online in 1998 and I had a huge crush on Natalie Portman. Some of the guys who ran her website new a super secret about what her real name was but wouldn't tell. It was hard to find out back then.

Later I found it out. Hershlag. Natalie Hershlag.

Funny how in the 90's to gain more success she had to use her Grandmothers (I believe) name instead of her real Jewish name.

You are not going to be a poor white guy and will meet a rich Jewsess though, it doesn't work like that. You'd have to be successful first (i.e. RICH)

yeah I heard she wrote a PhD paper or something under that name. She's literally perfect

My Autism failed me again.
I could use a good party, do they do chair games at hannukah parties?

>New york has like 10million ppl? So 2 million jews? 15 million worldwide, 15% of jews in New York? Damn, how is Kims rocket Programm doing?
Good, I hear. But yeah, it gets even more interesting because Jews usually live amongst other Jews. So, if you live in the UWS, you can bump that up to 40%. Or if you like in Crown Heights, if they're not black they're Jewish.

>Really? I've never met any but the impression I get is that they're worst.
It's honestly a very interesting thing. What you'll find is that Orthodox Jewesses will hold the most conservative views about how to act. So, they will be skinny, take care of their beauty, dress appropriately, and be modest. Since their dating pool is extremely limited (a lot more men leave Orthodoxy than women do) you'll find extremely ugly Orthodox guys with laughably traditionally gorgeous girls.

You'll also notice that since they rarely drink or smoke they tend to age well.

>I've been to synagogue here (and will go tomorrow for the end of hanukkah party). I don't think the JCC is really for gentiles though and here there isn't much anyway
I have no idea what you'd do at the JCC, but the JCC is all across the board secular.

That's probably Chabad. Chabad has a huge boner for Hanukah.

You'll find out right away when you walk in, though.

>You can just pretend to be a Semite
Like, you can, but if it's a proper Orthodox synagogue (like it most likely will be in Europe), you won't actually interact with Jewesses unless you're invited to a lunch or a dinner.

Aliyah means, in this context, going back to Israel. To make Aliyah = Moving to Israel. Doing an Aliyah = Reading from the Torah

Do you think Natalie Portman had a rabbi suck her kids circumcised penis?

>Isn't it only orthodox who do that?
Mostly, you'll find some fringe that do as well, but in general most Jews you'll probably meet outside of the US are going to be Orthodox. If it's a Temple and not a shul/synagogue it's reform/liberal/conservative

>her slag
Good one Sven.

>She's literally perfect

The signs were there. She would visit Israel, speak Israeli and be incredibly pro-Israel.

She's a Jewish/Israel supremacist desu. She's your regular extreme left New York Kike.

I liked her originally from Léon: The Professional.

Gibe milkers pls

I've dated a few Jewesses. They're vermin.

Funny you should say that, I thought that's why she didn't use it because it sounds like "her-slag" in English and I had no idea about Jews. That's not the reason though; she was just pretending be be white.

"Slag" is not used in America. I had never heard it before until I heard my mother-in-law refer to her neighbors as slags.

*moves to new york*
>Orthodox girls
hmmm *converts to Orthodox Judaism*
Where do you find said Orthodox jewesses and how does one enter the community, so to speak? They're hardly welcoming of outsiders.
I'd also like to ask what kind of Orthodox you mean. In Britain they have Haredis for example, who remind me of Muslims.
>I have no idea what you'd do at the JCC, but the JCC is all across the board secular.
Well here they don't have a burger style JCC, it's a museum/synagogue/"community centre" complex (points for guessing where I live). idk how I would meet a jewess in this context.

>Chabad
I know these guys and their house here. But how could I engage with them? Jews are all really closed off and shit
>you won't actually interact with Jewesses unless you're invited to a lunch or a dinner
Guess I'll have to be charming then

Yeah that's why I figured it had nothing to do with how it sounds, she was just hiding her Jewish identity.

Jews are so diverse, can't really say. Some jews are literally what hitler described others are genuinly the kindest people.

>How do I meet qt jewesses

Joining a religious group sounds pretty sad desu. Although life feels kinda empty, I don't think religion would change that. The world is just so phony.

>If it's a Temple and not a shul/synagogue it's reform/liberal/conservative
never knew this
Yes we mostly have Orthodox here. Good I guess

That's a good sign, shows what a catch she is

As you wish
Unfortunately I don't know the name of that girl but have some khazar milkers

rude

I'm actually a devout Christian lmao
I'll cross the conversion bridge when I come to it