Why is she so perfect?

Why is she so perfect?

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Because she's my wife.

Dragons please leave this is a human only thread.

Definitely the cutest girl of the season.

Flat OL otaku

Yeah, she's perfect

Shushue

I want to give her a nice shoulder and back massage after a long day at the office

PLEASE ME

cuz no tits

She seems like she'd be pretty easy to be around. Pretty chill normally but lets her hair down after a few drinks. 8/10 would be buddies with

>she

DEAD

communicattioooon

She just is.

It's her eyes I tell you

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Should have been a boy

Absolutely not.

Dumb homo.

;-)

Would you protect that smile?

Which one is gay her or the dragon?

I love that the teaser for next week's episode talks about our love for her.

I was not expecting that at all.

Neither really. Kobayashi is Maid-sexual, and Tohru is obsessed with Kobayashi to the exclusion of others.

>Hire a mangaka to write you some boy-meets-girl romance manga.
>Dude comes with lesbo dragons and flat fish lady.
>Just roll with it.
Considering his track record, I'm just surprised he didn't make the protagonist a shota for that /ss/, he still brought in wizard boy and Quetzalcoatl for that tho, the madman.

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THE ideal waifu. The one that you should actually marry.

>hard working
>kind
>calls bullshit when she sees it
>code wizard
>dead fish eyes

what's not to like

She is not an Office Lady.

Yes she is. OL isn't exclusively secretary work.

Nope, she is a programmer.
That is in no way similiar to what an OL does.
Just becausae she works in an office, doesn't make er an OL.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_lady

>the sexslave taking the dominant role

But it's official that she's considered an OL.

What does Kobayashi smell like?

Unfortunately it's hard to find art of her, lewd or not.

kobayashi is CUTE!

Where?

Tohru saliva.

I want to be Kobayashi's househusband.

Plus the DFC

This.
Kanna basically holds monopoly on the fanart from what I can see.
Not that I'm complaining, demure thigh loli is top tier but how can the nips pass up 10/10 wife material like Kobayashi?
I want to cuck the dragon.

We're never going to see this scene animated are we?

Drunk Kobayashi looks out of place.

I've realized that a long ass time ago, it never ceases to amaze me how paradoxical it is that Japan creates the best girls and yet holds the shittiest taste

>tfw you will never lay on a qt 3.14's plump tail
>why live?

>sample

Why would someone spend time drawing that and then leave out Kobayashi's cute little red bush?

>Dead fish eyes
>Flat as hell
>Generally unattractive body

That's why. There are too many other better designs for them to waste their time with Kobayashi. She's basically a generic male MC except female.

>little red bush

ah, I see you too are a man of refined taste.

>looks out of place
>Implying Drunk Kobayashi isn't another reason to keep her.
>tfw you will never break out the booze and snacks and spend the evening discussing maids and other otaku shit

missed opportunity indeed. lesbos are boring

>perfect
Enjoy your drunk hellraiser.

Sounds like fun

>Just becausae she works in an office, doesn't make er an OL
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right

I want to giver a kiss on the head and say "thanks for your hard work"

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More like mehraiser. Her outbursts of ANGER have a really dry and subdued voice behind the exaggerated animation and dialogue. Seriously, it sounds like the VA is just mildly raising her tone of voice when it looks like she should be shouting Kobayashi Yuu-tier obscenities.

I want to give her massages when she comes home at 12mn.

A Kobayashi Yuu-style outburst wouldn't fit well.

lul is that a fucking VB server script

It's python.
github.com/webpy/webpy

github.com/webpy/webpy/blob/master/web/session.py#L127
This file specifically.

the lack of semi colons is triggering

I want to impregnate her in front of tohru.

Yes. Being able to see it would be it's own reward.

fug, I can't into proper grammar.

I just want to go drinking with Kobayashi and spurge out on geeky stuff.

is she attracted to males or females at all?

She is adult Renge...

Asexual.

She's attracted to maids.

what does that comment in _generate_session_id() say

>Generate a random id for session

python is triggering in general

It's a smart decision. This show with a male mc is just a slightly less perverted Monster Musume.

Agreed, if this played it safe with a generic mundane male protagonist it wouldn't really have taken off as it did, it would have just been another pebble tossed into the ocean of rom-com slice of life with a fantastical gimmick.
My only gripe with this is that it opens the floodgates for yurifag pandering.

Maybe the editor tought Kobayashi was a man

>My only gripe with this is that it opens the floodgates for yurifag pandering.
If only Kyoani would adapt the chapter where Kobayashi gets a dick.

>japanese comments

Shouldn't all programmers know English anyways?

>top left

Sup Forums?!

because shes dating the best girl

You do know nobody would care right, how does it change anything

Tohru has a fat tail.

>Kobayashi sees Tooru as attractive for the very first time due to being a man now
>Tooru wants Kobayashi to get it back once it's gone
Yeah I have no idea how that would change people's opinions of them as a yuri relationship.

How could he? He has to read the shit he intends to push, it probably wasn't what he expected or wanted but he probably liked it anyway so he greenlit it.
Futa isn't really any better tbqh with you familia, it would be great if Tohru and Kobayashi's relationship was purely platonic but still have dragon maid shenanigans with Tohru just repaying the human with maid services for saving her life in the mountains, it's not like it would be much of a hassle with a dragon's longevity and how they probably perceive time because of it, she herself is already odd by showing curiosity towards humans instead of the kill on sight mentality so it would also indulge her curiosity to play maid to the chick she owes her life to.
Fafnir and Otacon being bros playing vidya, watching anime and collecting merch is much better than the overbearing affection from Tohru, I'm honestly burned out from it, Tohru's at her best when interacting with the other characters or just being by herself, once Kobayashi enters the picture she devolves into that one note obsessive character type that doesn't shut up about the object of her affections.

>flat nerd with a frequently deadpan facial expression
I can dig it.

>dirty fujoshi who sells homo doujins of her friend fucking a dragon
>perfect

He's prolly Japanon from Sup Forums

I mean, as long as they're 100% sure they are the only people who will see the code, it doesn't really matter

He probably uses a proxy to post as a Canadian.

Doesn't she want to fuck Kobayashi because it's a magical dick, and it's temporary, really no yurifag would go

>guess I'll have to drop this now since Kobayashi became a temporary futanari

>Saves a dragon while drunk
>Invites homeless dragon to live with her
>Takes in Kanna when she had no place to go
>Accepts Lucoa and Fafnir without judging

Kobayashi is Bro of the Year.

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>draw a guy
>call it a girl

Watch the promotional video of this anime, Kobayashi said herself that she is an OL

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

tohru just wants to fuck kobayashi in general doesnt she
she's just holding it in because she doesn't want to creep out her waifu

She seems to have no sex-drive towards anything if you want my opinion, but she'll just stay with Kobayashi for the rest of her life, I can only guess she'd eventually cave in to make her happy.

with Tohru for the rest of her life*