>be me >be in israel >be at bar >see a group partying with a semi decent looking thottie >say whats up >mfw it works >"we are going back to the hotel user, you should come" >fuck it yolo >be me, thottie, some dude, and a 40 yo roastie >oh shit, thought it would be 1 on 1 on opposite sides of the room or something >nope >bunch of giggling in hebrew and sexy time >muh dick decides this is not a good idea and turns into a god damn raisin (thank you dick... you literally keep my out of the worst trouble) >be fucking idiot and eat out thottie, think i taste condom (thank god actually), they giggle >I literally hear "goy" amongst other gibberish >fingering thottie, dick a raisin, get pissed >decide to listen to my dick for once >get up and start putting on my clothes >nobody even looks, more giggling... >not gonna go out like a fucking goysoy >talk a bunch of shit to ruin their night >bounce
also, it was literally a rothschild hotel...
jesus christ what the fuck am i doing with my life...
tldr: listen to your raisin dick gents... it is a sixth sense...
also, that type of shit looks good on vidya or in stories but the reality is too degenerate for me... i prefer a nice girl that you actually get to know...
Luke Wright
>not gonna go out like a fucking goysoy >bounce you did tho
Oliver Wright
the dick was raisin because jews are augly as fuck. besides, what are you doing in Israel?
Blake Moore
fuck that... not gonna go out like a beta and be silent while they are fucking and ignoring me... talk shit, fuck their night up, then leave... no hands in pockets, head up, fucking bounce!
Isaiah Hall
working... a fun night otherwise... honestly was looking forward to some quality thottie time but quickly turned into degenerate bullshit...
Brody Morgan
>be in israel kill yourself
Chase Jackson
that mother fucking flag... looks "familiar"...
Josiah Taylor
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Nolan Cooper
Fag
Xavier Rivera
>be fucking idiot and eat out thottie eeeeew why are you normies always so disgusting?
Levi Mitchell
>eating out girl you don't know >kike whore even worse You sure are fucking dumb.
Nolan Jenkins
yup... only for like 5 seconds though... not that it matters... still fucking stupid...
John Cooper
anyways... going to bed... enjoy my failure/learning experience...
goodnight /pol
Aaron Green
have fun waking up with a venereal disease raging in your cuckstuffed throat
Asher Johnson
>Jew doing anal kek
Alexander Wright
You are going to get throat cancer.
Evan Collins
sage
Charles Evans
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Jaxson Smith
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Jeremiah Richardson
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Tyler Nguyen
There are TONS of prostitutes in Israel, many of them Russian (srsly, look it up). If you’re hoping to get lucky what are you doing with Jews in a bar?
Robert Fisher
>be fucking idiot and eat out thottie, >be fucking idiot and eat out thottie, >be fucking idiot and eat out thottie, GG > think i taste condom (thank god actually), So, she just got banged out by a dude and you eat her out? KEKED > they giggle Dam son.. that feel. > Failed to get dick hard to smash but ate her out I mean.. user, thank you for sharing this story... Seems like all sorts of failure. We learn most from our mistakes. Get checked after some time and if you make it out A OK let this be a learning lesson about the chad/roastie life... It doesn't seem like its for you. Even if you had smashed, you'd have regrets and be worried.
At the end of the day, with rosties, its just a nut. The memory/experience fades away almost immediately. So, don't even waste your time. You could jerk your dick and get the same nut worry free w/o any negative emotions.
Easton Evans
You ain't kidding. I destroyed this Russian hooker in tel Aviv. This is after getting thrown out of a club full of 19 year old idf kids.
Gabriel Lopez
>I literally hear "goy" amongst other gibberish
yeah i would have bursted out laughing if i was you
