Any Maifags here? I'd like to beat the shit pout of you

Any Maifags here? I'd like to beat the shit pout of you.

>pout

I’m pretty sure Mai could easily bisect Shinka in two with a simple vertical kick

You're 5 years too early.

Mai
>Actually knows how to fight

Shinka
>Dumbass kid with eight grader syndrome

Shinka doesn't even have the guts to get in a real fight.

I'd gladly become a Maifag if my reward is getting beaten up by Shinka.

...

and then you're in serious trouble, very serious trouble, and you know it, finally, deadly serious trouble, because this Shinka you thought was your one true friend, that you gave up all for, gladly, that for so long gave you relief from the pain of the Losses your love of that relief caused, your mother and lover and god and compadre, has finally removed her smily-face mask to reveal centerless eyes and a ravening maw, and canines down to here, it's the Face In The Floor, the grinning root-white face of your worst nightmares, and the face is your own face in the mirror, now, it's you, the Shinka has devoured or replaced and become you, and the puke-, drool- and Substance-crusted T-shirt you've both worn for weeks now gets torn off and you stand there looking and in the root-white chest where your heart (given away to Her) should be beating, in her exposed chest's center and centerless eyes is just a lightless hole, more teeth, and a beckoning taloned hand dangling something irresistible, and now you see you've been had, screwed royal, stripped and fucked and tossed to the side like some stuffed toy to lie for all time in the posture you land in. You see now that She's your enemy and your worst personal nightmare and the trouble She's gotten you into is undeniable and you still can't stop. Doing the Shinka now is like attending Black Mass but you still can't stop, even though the Shinka no longer gets you high. You are, as they say, Finished. You cannot get drunk and you cannot get sober; you cannot get high and you cannot get straight. You are behind bars; you are in a cage and can see only bars in every direction. You are in the kind of a hell of a mess that either ends lives or turns them around.

Can Shinka outsmart Mai?

Shinka has a confirmed IQ of 235, so yes.

Shinka will crush your skull, foolish boy.

Best post I've seen on this board in months.

Are you also the guy who put up the Fight Club and Mad Max quotes?

No, I think we both started by quoting Trainspotting at each other though. Makes the threads a bit less boring.
Shinka is bad for you!

Maifags are fit M losers.
Shinkafags are just M losers.

The average Maifag has like 2 braincells, and one of those is on vacation.

You don't get to talk about who has less brain cells with all those threads you guys spam everyday and all that ERP.

I'm no ERPer.
Now take your pants off and apologize.

You're not Mai, you don't tell me what to do.

Mai has her signature maizuri so she auto wins over Shinka any day of the week.

I'm glad I love best Kyoani.

Fucking Christ, someone get a doctor for that leg!