"Hello user! From today onwards I'll government assigned boyfriend and financial provider...

>"Hello user! From today onwards I'll government assigned boyfriend and financial provider. How about we cuddle and get to know each other a bit? or go out for a movie and dinner? I'll be buying of course"

How do you react.

Sure thing! What movies do you like?

Treudo finally did something right.

Ask to go to the gun range and shoot myself

Agree and date him.

>tfw no gym bf to get shredded with

Awesome. Can you hodl me like a baby please?

He's a pretty easy watcher, likes a bit of everything. surprisingly into nature, science, and history documentaries

after dinner?

Yes

Oh nice so do I

Then later that night I shave myself completely

Can I call you daddy while we cuddle?

VEPR12

Oh wait, they don't have those in Canada. Sorry leaf, you're fucked.

he sure like movies that feature big guys

My arse belong to Justin Trudeau and only him! No homo.

>From today onwards I'll government assigned boyfriend and financial provider.
wut

Usually the first thing I do is try to fly in lucid dreams.

*chambers cartridge*

>"oh alright then, please protect me while i do this..."
> go up a podest and give wild natsoc speach

develop a platonic friendship with my friend who is a boy

DO you like dungeons and dragons?

>Off-topic and Sup Forums-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist).

mods?

>no tough guy to teach me to get swole
baka

tfw no masc DM

Probably some chink

I agree, but only on the condition that he wears extremely tight button-up shirts and tight pants with weak fabric so that any strenuous movement causes them to burst like the Hulk. He must also grunt like a savage brute every time I article of clothing tears. Besides that I'm very happy with this.

ask him to breast feed me

Donnie Thompson is one of the strongest men to ever live and an all time great squatter

Yes, and powerlifters are also extremely revered in the homolust community. Search "power brute" on tumblr, its a wild ride.

>How do you react.
Suck his dick

hot.

"O....ok, y...you too"

A-are you the girl?

Didnt you get the memo? Sup Forums is Sup Forums now, it was on the banner for weeks

Go away shorty.

Hes a big guy. Why doesn't he wear the mask?

Just opt for the movie and dinner, probably even skip the movie.
Duh.