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>Hey, is it true that your brother locks himself in his room to use his computer all day?
>Yeah, all I hear from his room is "Jews are polluting our water." and "The South shall raise again!"
>Then one day he- *he's coming out of his room! Act natural.*
>Oh, hey, user!

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Yea uh the fuck is this supposed to be

I feel like they're waiting to give me a girly makeover...

>What's up, bitches?
>What's up, sluts?

Oh God... that fluoride stare.

I can smell your pussies.

i think they all want muh dick. they know whats up with the kikes.

>hey sis wanna fuck again?

>tfw that will never happen
>hey, user, you're not like the other guys are you?
>you know, user, you're kind of gentle, and you almost look like a girl with your hair like that
>If we conditioned and styled it you could totally pull off looking like a girl
>his legs don't even have any hair on them
>I think you're about the same size as Ashley.
>Hey, Ashley, do you still have that dress you wore to homecoming last year?
>OMG, I do! I will be right back.
>To user: Sit down, sweetie. This will be fun, I promise!

Lemme tell you roasties about the juden

*loads clip*
*cocks assault rifle*

I tell them all line up and got on their 4s and lm gonna fuck each of them from behind down the line

Supreme gentlemen???

why boner

I can always dream :^)

Can you shut the fuck up you absolute soy filled degenerate

God I wish that were me.

>clip

...

A fucking taco bar? Play a god damn video game you spergs.

>looks around
There sure are a lotta leafs enjoying this scenario...

Meant to write
>*pumps assault rifle*
But I guess I'll just have to live with my failure

> not having own home
Do amurricans really keep living with their relatives after school?

I'd like to fill their tacos if you know what I mean.

Samantha, you were told this isn't a bordello. Get these whores out of my living room, it's time to watch cardcaptors

>believing in the real estate jew
Pravilno goyski

Take the taco bar back to the kitchen you fuckin' slobs.

>not flirting with your sister's friends

Fag. Go workout.

wtf with that tortilla?
>be american
>only have crispy shitty tortilla
yeah if a bastard give a tortilla like that i want he out of my country

I refuse to believe a mexican sees the blatant superiority of soft over crunchy tacos so readily.

State enforced crossdressing WHEN?

>girls giggling
>Amanda, I think your brother really likes this
>Eww, user! You're going to have to hide that thing if you want to be part of girls night. Take care of it, put these panties on and come back when you're finished.
>finish and walk back to the room
>user needs a girl's name if he's going to be one of us
>Your crush who has been noticeably silent during this whole episode giddily blurts out that your name should be Lauren. She then blushes and goes silent again, but can't lose that grin on her face.
>You're all dressed up and ready for the movie to start in the living room
>the other girls are already there
>the only spot available is on the love seat with your crush
>you don't know what to do, and she stays silent
>the other girls laugh and urge you on to sit next to your crush
>you find yourself under the blankets watching a rom com, cuddling with and being fed popcorn by the girl you've wanted for years
>oddly, you don't mind that she gently strokes your hair and calls you princess and tells you how pretty you look
>it's late, the movie has ended and the others are asleep
>you feel a kiss on your ear
>"i've always dreamt about this, user"

Because it's normal to want to be a girl.
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Ikr

Oh, c'mon. It never crossed your mind?

Someday. We're gonna make it, lad.

holy shit you're right. i thought they were holding video games controllers

superior females in pic related

OMG
YES

Hormones would be even better desu.

This is my fetish.

Well, obviously that'll be part of it.
I had fun reading your greentext btw
Thank you! :3

HI

Do continue, user

The other girls are gone I wanna see what comes next

Oh shit, are you bitches watching clueless?

*walks out of bedroom completely naked masterbating while holding laptop playing that one guns and roses mexican cartel video*
heeelloo ladies, anyone up for some settlers of catan?
*drinks entire half gallon of milk while making eye contact with sister*

*shits with door open wile talking to sister about how much you hate niggers*
*wipes ass standing up and shows them each toliet paper while laughing*
anyone going to eat those taco things?
*starts doing seisan kata*

Why haven't you bitches made me a samwich?

...

They're asleep but still in the living room.

>she keeps kissing your ear and neck and wraps her arms and legs tighter around you
>her kisses send shivers through your body, you've never felt so vulnerable and...submissive before
>part of you wants to give in, the urge to let her take you is so strong, but part of you wants to prove your masculinity
>you try to move and take the more masculine top position
>she grips tighter and won't let you move
>"shhhhh, sweetie, don't move, you're my pretty girl tonight, Lauren"
>the only thing you can do is lay back, and... submit to her caresses
>you fall asleep with your head on her shoulder, her arms and legs still wrapped tightly around you
>you live happily ever after as gf (male), and gf

So awesome
I'm pretty sure the next day I would be so confusingly aroused, she would have to out a chastity cage on me. "We can't have that little thing getting in the way, can we user?"

*put

Probably. Until you get on hormones.

>chastity cage
Now you went full gay

Then it would be totally useless. No more than an appendage. Just something to tie a pretty pink bow on. I'd be sad and frustrated that I could never make love to her as a man, but I'd be glad that I could still satisfy her in other ways...Ways she would train me in...

Do you actually believe Americans physically can be that white?

I'm fairly certain that the picture is from Norway.

...

the guilt I feel is immeasurable

Fucking kill yourself

They look like girls from Minnesota.

You're life will be SO much better, you won't miss it one bit.

>one of them is already halfway there
These girls look like they're just waiting for some guy to tell them that Hitler did nothing wrong. They'd probably get so wet from you saying the 14 words that you would need a kayak in a canoe just to survive the gush.

Why did you give me a (you) you dumb burger?

*sniff*
yeah thought so
>you brother turns around, walks back in his room, and slams the door so hard the television falls over. you look in horror at your friends who are clearly judging you over your brother's behavior
>then you hear it
>he yells FUCKIN CUNTS! through the door
>your friends, expressionless, calmly get up and leave.

Any of you ladies want to talk about my Sonic speedrun youtube channel?

I'm sure I'll learn to take pleasure in making her happy. There's no going back once she starts giving me hormones. Especially if she starts sneaking them into my food...

STOP

Hopefully, girls from Minnesota aren't soulless consumers like the girls in >pic related.

I know, user. Not being a girl hurts. I know. The pain doesn't have to be forever.

They're burgers, Erik, of course they are.

Why guilt? Because you admitted to yourself that being treated like a girl feels good? There is no shame in that.

>Any of you ladies seen Richie?
>Any of you ladies know why he did Bobby Lupo?

>clip

>goyski

Fucking happened to me multiple times and my mom would tell my sisters to stop but they wouldn't, got fucking tied to a chair by 8 teenage girls when I was 11 and the photos (old ass wind up flash cam in like 05) shit was traumatizing, saying I look better as a girl and shit. Fucking trying to turn me gay, why are women so fucking liberal, Sup Forums???

Neither are superior to the double decker of hard taco in a soft taco with refried beans in between.

All are inferior to the chalupa.

Also: That spoon.... lawls.

>8 teenage girls
That's one for every day of the week and 1 left over for special occasions

>my sister moves in with me
>bluepilled as fuck
>casually share the truth with her
>get into a short fight over it and decide to drop it
>have to go into work at 3am
>wake up to hear she has friends over
>hear a conversation just like this
>her friends make fun of me for basic redpills
>sister immediately defends me
>brings up the stats for the number of "refugees" in Europe who are actually fleeing war
>tfw she was listening and actually researched it for herself
So proud.

You lucky shit.

If you looked like a chad. No matter what you do, they'd think its cool.

>Totally ruining the male fantasy of a room full of women, the post.

Shit lasted for over an hour and a half while they did my makeup, I still remember the spice girls album they had blaring to mask my fucking screams....

Wow, that's a lot of makeovers.
You'd never be in boy mode again.

>a woman actually borthering to do her own research and not just regurgitating whatever bullshit the msm says
You pushed it too far with that one.

Tbhonest, that sounds pretty incredible. People would kill for that experience.

Nah, my 4 sisters, plus one friend each, all making fun of me, calling me a cute girl and shit, they showed that shit to my grandma and aunt and even got it put in the fucking yearbook, I didn't get laid until 18

Adults, yes, children, no

>wanting to be dominated and emasculated by women
I will truly never understand this. I don’t even like my wife being on top during sex.

I haven't laughed like this in years

THIS scenario is what got me in a forced marriage and loud baby REEEEEE

4 sisters, yeah it would be a lot less fun.
But still, to get fussed over and prettied up, made fun of and called a cute girl?
Pretty hot

which one of you ladies wanna suck my piece rn

>Implying i have a hot sister
Who /sisterlet/ here?

Goddamn you leafs sure are faggots.

No, it's not gay cuz I still wanna have sex with them.

>Not queuing up the Boss Nigger theme song and entering the room right when the chorus hits

Faggots.

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No it’s worse than being gay. You want to be emasculted by women. I respect gay tops more than I do sissy faggots like you.

Motherfucker i'm trying to vent up some repressed memories and you sick leafs are trying to spank it to it.

Fuck, can't a motherfucker get a shoulder to cry on?

Being dominated by girls was my main fantasy growing up.

That's like the only way I can ever get turned on, at least the dominant part.

You’re being a drama queen. Stop being a little bitch.
Seriously though, you have to go back.

Holy fucking shit burger get off this site and stop jerking off to trap porn for about a year. There is still hope for you, I hope.

Sorry, user. I guess that would be traumatizing if one weren't predisposed to liking it.

This is bad idea, trust me.

>I respect gay tops more than I do sissy faggots like you
That's hot
I'm not trying to be edgy, that was really hot what you said about me.

Not a frogfag but this is blasphemy, delet this immediately.

>clip

That's kinda sad. I hope you can get over it. But I mean, if that's all they did I'm sure you can heal.

im with leaf this time, no burger it is you