/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IT PASSED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>PressSec Sarah outside WH and on FNC 12/19/17
youtu.be/LTZhiUYqSEM
youtu.be/MmYsL5QBaTk
>AG Sessions in Charlotte, NC 12/19/17
youtu.be/bwO_vfaKXDw
>House GOP after tax bill vote 12/19/17
youtu.be/tFrRPvUETWs&t=29s
>Sen GOP ahead of tax bill vote 12/19/17
youtu.be/0VBQkOYTRus
>2ndLady talking about Christmas Tree 12/19/17
youtu.be/ZQzAlyyCeCw
>VASec Shulkin Holiday Greetings 12/19/17
youtu.be/lqQiK9kA374
>SoS T-Rex @US embassy in leafland 12/19/17
youtu.be/SM_6Mzhd-os
>SoS T-Rex w/leaf FM in Ottawa 12/19/17
youtu.be/TlUiMiT7BIU
>DHS Briefing on WannaCry NoKo 12/19/17
youtu.be/0pGsJFLXAgY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/19/17
youtu.be/jNeUWLAs-hkw
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/19/17
youtu.be/9uBzkJw1tRI
>Pres Trump speech on Natl Security Strategy 12/18/17
youtu.be/uj4zJiWX70o
>Animatronic Trump @Disney 12/18/17
youtu.be/NePlddZpNKs
>Pres Trump/VP Pence departing WH on The Beast 12/18/17
youtu.be/ElqGdeQlopc
>AG Sessions in Milwaukee on violent crime 12/18/17
youtu.be/W_csH18UmZU
>SoS T-Rex meets w/French PM and tell press to fuck off 12/18/17
youtu.be/L-GEpNZ-DfM
>UN Amb Haley speaks and votes against UN Res against Is-ra-hell 12/18/17
youtu.be/49kO8Baj-uI

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MAGA

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

MUELLER HURRY

Did it pass the Senate tonight?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DON'T KILL US

IMPEEEEEEEEEACH!!!

INTO THE SALT MINES!

REDDIT WILL BE IN MELTDOWN!

How am I supposed to relax for bedtime with all this hype?

Stock market is going to EXPLODE tomorrow

REEEEE i need my aids medication!!!

51-48

MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA!

GUYS
GUYS
WE'RE GONNA PAY LESS IN TAXES!

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!

WTF I HEAR GUNSHOTS???

Yep

Just did. Along party lines minus McCancer.

So it's not truly final until the house revote tomorrow?

NOICE

WE LIVE IN HISTORIC TIMES BOYS!!!

M-Muh legacy.

Yes.

Reply with "Sleep easy Majority leader"

I DEMAND SALT BEFORE SLEEP
THANK YOU

Most of this is already priced into the stock market. There might be a little bit of a rally from the last bit of uncertainty going away, but not much more from this.

Also, you niggers are going to regret raising my taxes.

Northeast Republicans going to get wiped out in the midterms.

>First major rewrite of US tax code in 31
WEW

CAN YOU SMELL THE SALT?

POST SALT

>POST SALT

POST SALT

>POST SALT

not really, there's was a small click on the futures markets but this thing has been pumped up plenty the last 2 weeks

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who's mining?

HANDS UP
LEGS CROSSED
DO THE HOKEY POKEY
AND
BLAM BLAM BLAM

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I can't wait until decades from now when this moment is pointed to as the rebirth of America

9 HOURS OR SO

chimpouts are only natural, surrender your shoes and alcohol

MY FUCKING FACE RN AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED LEFTISTS!

I'm rock hard!!!!!!
Who are the Dems that votes yes?

Some low-energy salt, might have to wait till morning for the good stuff.

Really shitty cap, but here's the frame of pence being smug. Sorry I'm not Newswire fellas.

>POST YFW TAX REFORM

there was a glitch? gonna revote tomorrow

Anyone else enjoyed Lion Tedd's speech?

Speculation Trump might wait till after the new year to sign the bill for maximum impact. Or should he just do it asap. Thoughts?

NULLER
HURRY

>northeast republicans

Those exist?

Blow it out you're ass

you killed us..

you fucking murdered us all.

>criminal activity

Why do libs always accuse others of what they're guilty of?

I hope he signs it at 00:00:00 Christmas Day.

9 HOUR PARTY

We have tax cuts in the Senate. Final vote tomorrow in the House on the version that removes a couple provisions which violated parliamentary rules.

Perfection, user.

Is Mitch gonna sneak a confirmation in again?

WOOOOO

IT PASSED

>"if you only knew how bad things really are"

So the President will probably sign it Thursday or Friday?

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>moral-less

The state of Democrats' vocabulary, folks.

But fuck you niggers for repealing my SALT deduction.

Bless you, sirs. this be fine salt indeed.

Mitch is tired

YOU DOOMED US YOU DRUMFMGFMGKINS!11
REEEEEEEEE
REESSIST

Guys I just got blacked at the voting station in my town. I think we've made a big mistake. When I showed up there were thousands and thousands Antifa members, blacks, and mexicans. All of them had #ImaplugforDoug signs and were chanting slogans. I eventually got through to vote and I did my part for Roy Moore but I don't see what difference it will make. After I left, I heard some commotion from the town square and went down there to see what was going on. The Dougcophants had erected a stage and were playing protest music. There were tattoo artists all around and the most hardcore Dougcophants were getting Doug Jones' face tattooed over their face. Eventually the music stopped and Doug Jones came out on stage, dressed in ritual robes. The Dougcophants began making inhuman screams and grunts and lined up for the stage. With each "We summon you oh great blue wave" chant, Doug Jones cut down a Dougcophant and ripped them open, throwing the organs atop the blood orgy that had now developed on the town square. Suddenly the ground began shaking and split open. Great blue tendrils of energy erupted from the ground and began snaking though town, strangling and killing any republican supporter. I managed to get away, but I don't know how much time I have left before the blue wave gets me.

TURTLEMAN IS SPEAKING

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How could the Republican party pass something so wildly unpopular with Americans

This shit doesn't even make basic sense
Cutting taxes so citizens can keep more money is securing your retirement?

Because they're garbage

>Bob Dole

"But Trump, how do you expect to get tax reform if you couldn't even get Healthcare?"
Who here has friends to text at and gloat to?
Many of my coworkers were debating how long Trump would last in office with most betting he wouldn't finish his first year.

OH NO....

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If they get wiped out you can kiss the House Majority goodbye.

He will sign it the 24th as a Christmas gift to America

What is turtleman up to this time? Sneaky fucker.

See
He has been marketing it as a Christmas gift to America.

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So now infrastructure and immigration?

And then after that it has to be signed by the Donald Somethingorother fellow

CONGRESS ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!

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Congratulations USA! Spend your extra dollars wisely! Start a business! INVEST IN YOUR FUTURE!

sleep well Turtle man

yeah

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The Wall and Immigration i'd imagine is next

How could we ever recover?

>B-BUT THE RATE CUTS EXPIRE
WHAT MORON BELIEVES THEY WONT RENEW THE RATES?

COMMIES BTFO

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CSPAN lines are open

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THAT SUUUUUUCKS!

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Because the Democrats keep failing
to stop it, plus it's funny as hell, also,
it's not "Most of America" it's you apes
and welfare leeches that hate it

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MUELLER PLEASE HURRY

youtube.com/watch?v=jBipMHCUXjo

off to find some salt.

Oh no, how will Republicans ever win if they lose all 0 of their seats in Massachusetts

call in as democraps

CALL CSPAN

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PLEASE tell me you can shoop Trump's face over DiBiase's?