What life lessons has anime taught you?

Women always cry when they have sex.

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K-ON! taught me that I'm a dumb piece of shit that will die alone

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You are always super special.
That's why you are here with me.

Thanks user.

People always experience an orgasm in their mouths when they eat in Japan.

Real people are really boring because tend to react the same way to various experiences/stimuli

Not anime, unfortunately, but this is really helpful information.

Literally everyone and their dog wants to be a loli.

True

Welcome to NHK and Kiki's delivery service taught me to get a job

Next time try to born in successful family with overpower dad.

Even if your life sucks right now, you can still have a happy ending if you're willing to fight for it.

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People die when they are killed.

Life is more bearable with friends.

Fun things are fun.

And rice with egg is pretty fucking oishii

If I get teleported into another world the women there will wage wars to get my D.

Fun things are fun.

The wind is troubled.

Nothing stay unchanged

Nichijou taught me forced animation doesnt make an anime good.

Anime taught me that what you know is always true