Straya

Have to go to Straya for work in January.
What should I expect from the Abbos, insects, banter, and the place in general
also recommendations on a good ground-harness oil, mines used and a bit rusty

You gotta wear a helmet at all times. It's a mother-knows-best state

There's a lot of good Chinese restaurants now that are worth checking out. The "traditional" Australians still hang around but they aren't the best company. Look for communities of Asian-Australians because they know the lay of the land the best.

is it like this in all cities? Ill be traveling between them during my stay

1. Don't take offense or be overly soft. Australians will only make fun of you if they like you, and you don't want to be disliked

2. Don't hark on about your country unless asked, and even then don't say much beyond a sentence or two

3. Stay away from non white people at all costs, but don't verbalise that you're doing this because you'll be banned for irl shitposting (real crime in Aus look it up if you don't believe me)

4. Don't defend yourself if attacked or you'll be charged with assault

5. Don't go bush unless accompanied by at least 2 (two) Aussies

6. Have a good time

Where specifically?

You're gonna roast if you're not used to heat

Forgot to mention, 62% of the country is gay, so don't worry if you get called a poofta, they recognise their own

going through all the big cities, have 100f summers here if that's comparable
Thanks for the info on the abbo avoidance, ya poofta

never share your beliefs, keep your mouth shut and smile

don’t fuck with the roasties in sydney, majority of white chicks here are alcos or high functioning drug addicts

don’t openly, or privately, support trump (see point one)

have lots of money because it is ucken expensive to live here

The wildlife is more scared of you than you are of it.

Stay away from niggers and lebs

be prepared for an overwhelming amount of soyboys and cucks the closer you go to any major city (see: Melbourne and Sydney)

being a faggot is both socially and legally acceptable now (see point one)

Drugs are expensive af here too, be prepared to pay out the ass especially for coke

get accustomed to going to bed in 30 degree celcius heat, and the weather changing at the drop of a hat

Don’t go to bondi, full of faggots and nogs. Head north to palmy, warriewood, narrabeen

We call flip flops “thongs”

and don’t run your flaps like a loud mouthed american or you’ll get bashed and left in a gutter cunt