>Pay fifty dollars for a plastic ziplock baggie filled with 7 grams of marijuana at a THC level of 30%
>Break apart the marijuana into small bits and roll it into a cigar wrapper
>Take all the notes from the first semester of Ethics in Politics class from my wz. AT-1 Plamiak camouflage patterned backpack and burn them with a black cigarette lighter on the third story of a parking garage near Whole Foods
>Light the marijuana cigar with the resulting small fire
>Do a weapons check while I smoke
>Leave as the fire dies down
>Ignore the silent fire truck as it drives past me to inspect the white streams of smoke floating into the white moonlight
>Go home, call my mom a bitch and threaten to kill her
>Look under my bed for the jug of cooking wine I stole from a pizza shop a few weeks ago
>Chug it until I can't physically ingest any more fluid
>Sit down to type this shitty story
Pay fifty dollars for a plastic ziplock baggie filled with 7 grams of marijuana at a THC level of 30%
edgy bro
go on, i dare you
I'm 15 years old the post
Yeah..... Right.... You need to quit smokin that shit.
Step away from the pipe slowly,,,
did you scrommit?
>marijuana degenerate larper
nice bait
>another day in the life of a nigger
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>Whole Foods
Kys faggot
>Pay fifty dollars for a plastic ziplock baggie filled with 7 grams of marijuana at a THC level of 30%
fiddy for a quarter?
10 bucks more would have gotten a full oz of prime outdoor NorCal product.
you got pretty good deal on the bud man hit me up
Where?
>niggers
>wine?
/thread
Another day of an amerimutt's identity crisis.
literal nigger
didn't read.
hope ya get shot.
>Not getting your marijuanas comped
Sage
related to politics/10
jewish lies
Cool blog post, bro. You should definitely kill yourself.
Buster
Northern California aka busters
how based is this that this pic is from an ad on here? this opening paragraph is probably the wittiest opening to a piece ive ever read
How does this not get deleted on pol?
>Marijuana cigar
Id prefer a good ol jazz cigarette with a few negros down at the lounge
It's called a blunt you fuck
It almost makes you really think
Doesn't it?
in all fields