/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GOODMORNING EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>PressSec Sarah outside WH and on FNC 12/19/17
youtu.be/LTZhiUYqSEM
youtu.be/MmYsL5QBaTk
>AG Sessions in Charlotte, NC 12/19/17
youtu.be/bwO_vfaKXDw
>House GOP after tax bill vote 12/19/17
youtu.be/tFrRPvUETWs&t=29s
>Sen GOP ahead of tax bill vote 12/19/17
youtu.be/0VBQkOYTRus
>2ndLady talking about Christmas Tree 12/19/17
youtu.be/ZQzAlyyCeCw
>VASec Shulkin Holiday Greetings 12/19/17
youtu.be/lqQiK9kA374
>SoS T-Rex @US embassy in leafland 12/19/17
youtu.be/SM_6Mzhd-os
>SoS T-Rex w/leaf FM in Ottawa 12/19/17
youtu.be/TlUiMiT7BIU
>DHS Briefing on WannaCry NoKo 12/19/17
youtu.be/0pGsJFLXAgY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/19/17
youtu.be/jNeUWLAs-hkw
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/19/17
youtu.be/9uBzkJw1tRI
>Pres Trump speech on Natl Security Strategy 12/18/17
youtu.be/uj4zJiWX70o
>Animatronic Trump @Disney 12/18/17
youtu.be/NePlddZpNKs
>Pres Trump/VP Pence departing WH on The Beast 12/18/17
youtu.be/ElqGdeQlopc
>AG Sessions in Milwaukee on violent crime 12/18/17
youtu.be/W_csH18UmZU
>SoS T-Rex meets w/French PM and tell press to fuck off 12/18/17
youtu.be/L-GEpNZ-DfM
>UN Amb Haley speaks and votes against UN Res against Is-ra-hell 12/18/17
youtu.be/49kO8Baj-uI

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it's time

>2000 dollars for some food.
Explain this to me.

Give a liberal a fish and you feed him for a day

Teach a liberal to fish and he'll ask you where the fuck the free fish has gone you fucking their

Are foreigners jealous of our tax cuts? Haven't seen Luxembourg or Bangladesh in a while. We missing anyone else?

Got the sack today lads. Was trying to view Sup Forums on the work computers and caused everything to crash.

AWOO~

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> where the fuck the free fish has gone you fucking their
Why are australians so retarded but in a good way
youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0

>last thread
notice me, poland sama!
these shills are getting worse, where is fluffy to lifhten up the day?

I meant theif

I sincerely hope Trump kicks Turkey out of NATO soon.

You're irresistible, you sexy bastard!

When is the House vote? 11 am EST?

>tfw work at 6 am work shift at Christmas day and work at 1 pm to 10 pm on new years eve, with next week 48 hours and one day off only

Living the wagiecuck life ;~;

>this shitty 30 second ms paint edit caused a shitstorm and immense butthurt last night

good morning /ptg/

>walk into kitchen for some fresh covfefe
>roommate walks in with his tablet
>watches young turks
nukes when

neet life is much worse, be glad you have a purpose

>germans
>turks
redundant

Time to murder some interns. Let's roll.

nah, i'm sure he's one of (((them)))

I fucking hate Joe. I fucking hate Joe posters.
That guy isn't funny, he's not clever. He's a seditious piece of shit who works to undermine our own governments' message every day. His biggest fan is a korean dictator that threatens to nuke our people every month.
Fuck these people. Piss off to a "Joe General - Traitor to my country edition".

Powerbomb him through the dining room table!

>Are foreigners jealous of our tax cuts?

Australia is

>Under the new law, federal corporate taxes in the US will be slashed from 35 per cent to just 21 per cent.
>During this week's mid-year budget update, Treasurer Scott Morrison repeatedly hammered home the point that the US push made it an imperative that we follow suit.
>Without tax cuts, he said, global corporations would be unlikely to invest here, which would hurt employment and wages.

archive.is/XmOgD

Would you say you disavow him?

So how did the vote go? I just woke up. Also when did it pass so I can go check the archive for all the mined salt.

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>Cut taxes
>Build a fucking moon base
Pick one

TRUMP
YOU MUST RAISE TAXES NOW

it passed the senate, but they have to redo the house vote. same time as yesterday I think

>So how did the vote go?
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/943362605258813441

Everything is better with F&F

Pass the Senate. House needs to revote on it.

>Also when did it pass so I can go check the archive for all the mined salt
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/153900101/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/153902400/

how soon until a state like California makes these mandatory?

Sometimes I wish I was a NEET, might as well start investing in stocks and make my money work for me. Working at the Deli department at a grocery store is tough af, I'm surprised I haven't quit yet due to my job being Union

What was the vote? Any dissenting R's?

Same. Joe is Joe stinks all around.

I disavow.

Would love to suck on her boobs

So he won't even wait, just sign the sucker right away? I love that man

Mornings are better with Frens.

>STD free

WHOOPS! Can't have THAT requirement in there, homophobe!

mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/943362605258813441

1AM

Damn, Ainsley... wew!

God protect and god bless Trump.

You've got everything right on that card except the part about STD's. California passed a law saying that you can purposely give someone AIDS without telling them. Why not a fucking bullet right after orgasm...it's fucking quicker?

ALLOWING THE PEOPLE TO KEEP THEIR MONEY WILL MESS UP AMERICA!

you'll go crazy after 3 months tops

Hang in there, Kemonofriend. Try and have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

51-48. All Republicans voted 'yes'.

My wife gave birth yesterday. Have I missed anything of note?

Good morning friends!
What's for breakfast?

Amen, brother. Is the House vote at 11 am?

Congratulations! Was the father there to witness the birth?

I have no clue the exact time, if you see a source for that please post it, I just know its "morning".

Says the virgin

That's cold dude....just cold

That awoo looks so comfy.
I just want to snuggle her.

>that OP Edition

Is it a boy or will you have to find another woman to impregnate?

Is the baby White?

we're on the verge of passing the tax cuts
muh amnesty don is back on the menu
and
triggered some snowflakes last night, if you care enough

congratulations, btw, kid is going to have double the presents every year, I'm guessing

sick burn

Morning everyone. I hope you aren't invested in Bitcoin. Bulgaria's going to crush your dreams.
>Bulgaria owns bitcoins worth more than 3 billion euros. An amount through which the country would be able to repay a large part of its debts. However, this poses risks - because it could lead to a collapse of bitcoin, say a number of media quoted by Deutsche Welle.
>In recent weeks, a number of foreign media have glanced at Bulgaria. The reason: the poorest country in the EU has suddenly been the owner of a valuable treasure - over 210,000 bitcoins confiscated within a special operation in May this year. At the time of confiscation, the cost of those bitcoins was about 400 million euros.
>But over the course of the crypto-hit, the over 210,000 bitcoins turned into 3.3 billion euros - an amount that Bulgaria could repay about 20% of its public debt. For this purpose, the country must first sell the bitcoin - and that is where the problem lies: if Bulgaria releases such a large amount of bitcoin at once, the price of the crypto will fall drastically, writes the German Business Insider. So far, the Bulgarian government does not say what it intends to do with its new treasure. And it's unclear whether they own the passwords required to sell the crypto-data. In addition, confiscated bitcoin are not yet officially owned by the state, as the investigation is not over, says Business Insider, quoting Frankfurter Algemaine Zeitung.
You bitcoin folks didn't count on the Bulgars did you?

May I just say Ironically, of course; FUCK DACA!

dont post my picture please

Congrats man! Taxes passed, quick vote at the House scheduled for today (formality), then off to Trump to sign at 1 pm EST

Are all women degenerate?

>yfw a poor Eastern European country causes global chaos

Good thing that I didn't buy any of that fake shit then, wasn't it?

>Eminem has unironically turned into stan

archive.fo/dOxRq
what have you done, drumpfkins?!

>So drunk she didn't even react to that drink being thrown on her before the frame ended lol.

>210,000 bitcoins
>3.3 bllion euros

That's a lot of pink wojaks...

Wow you guys are predictable as fuck. And yes we are hwite
>amnesty don back on the menu
Any actual reason?
>double the presents
Fuck that

I hope he drank a fifth of vodka. I would dare him to drive.

>drink

Watch again.

>Ayo who up

How'd the bill wind up

>we don't care about you!!!
>look how we OWND those guys we don't care about!
>hahahah take this!
mental illness

break glass in case trump accomplishes too much, aka tactical blackpills

You're not seriously planning to keep a girl child, are you? Look at how well that worked out for Trump. Abort, abandon, replace with a son.

I figured as much

he went from being anti establishment wigger rapper to being trump's crazy boyfriend

>that drink

it was her own urine

I was close to it but good thing I found out all it took to destroy bitcoin was one Slavic nation.
Now you know why one of the Byzantine Emperors was called "The Bulgar Slayer".

All my money on the wallets they seized are locked and they can't actually transfer the coins

pls sell them all

I just want to see /biz/ commit mass sudoku.

t. Chang

Honestly, it's pretty irrelevant. If they do have full control of the wallets, they wouldn't dump them to an exchange. They're probably just sell the entire lot to some chinaman.

archive.fo/DmzRu
double standards

>marvel comics
>superhero named America Chavez
>a literal illegal alien
>mexican lesbian woman from another dimension
>goes around punching white conservative guys

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it just gets worse for kimmy

Nuffin personal, user.
All those Pink Wojaks.

twitter.com/VoteAngryNow/status/943442504065658880

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS.

I'm glad drumpf has a swastika, that lets me know he's the bad guy

Antisemitic desu.

[Screams in to the sky]

>this was written by a negroid/mestizo and proof read by a shalom sandnigger

thegoldwater.com/news/14356-84-Million-Illegally-Funneled-To-Clinton-Campaign
Based Queen

>Americans die

Suicides due to gullibility and hysteria don't count. They really oughta stop Crying Wolf here.