Tfw not american

>tfw not american

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america is full of commies, the fuck u even sayin mate

Hark! OP Reveal thine flag

Lay low the borders wherein you reside

Cast out all doubt you are a troll

And reveal your heritage with pride

americans trying to hard, the "chad" american is missing a few chins

>no taxes

its so true im probably twice the size of all pathetic european "men"

europe isn't?

Euros may hate us now but they're really gonna miss us when China becomes global hegemon, trust me

In America you pay zero taxes, here in Bulgaria you pay 30% tax on your income + 50% for various Socialist concerns.

But user, America was full BETTER RED THAN DEAD in unis back in the day.
The fact that there /are/ commies in the US is pretty impressive.
You fucks sure are quick at switching sides.

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>>euros still haven't realized we are just starting a nuclear holocaust between Israel and the Muslim countries so we can come in after in hazmat suits and take all the oil

I was reading an article on amren ad the guy recently married his Romanian wife and he described how the Chinese are moving in and buying grocery store. And the Chinese he would dance with them n their traditional dance.

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Of course, things won't be as bad for you, Chang.

>30%
KEK

The virgin meme

>earns USD

Good enough for me. Couldn't give two shits about other implications.

Fuck EUSSR.

Wait, what? I thought Bulgaria had even lower taxes than the US. They do have VAT though, like all other Yuro countries.

What are gogl

TPBP
Amerilards eternally BTFO

At least we don't have Jews.

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If you're proud to be an American you're a fucking sub-90 IQ moron in terms of intelligence. There is hardly anything good about this shitty nation.

Facts about America:

- Gini Coefficient (i.e. income inequality) has reached African-tier levels
- Over 20$ trillion dollars in debt
- Infrastructure is in poor and dilapidated shape and received a -D overall
- Health care system ranked 50 out of 55 nations assessed by Bloomberg
- Almost 35 nations have a longer life expectancy than America. Costa Rica has a higher life expectancy than America.
- Most Americans (52.1%) of the people in the United States live in areas with harmful levels of pollution
- Majority of cities in America are 3rd world shitholes infested with Negroes. Cities like Detroit, St. Louis, Baltimore, and New Orleans are some of the most dangerous cities in the world.
- Most Southern States are 3rd world shitholes infested with rednecks, white trash, and niggers
- America has 50 states yet most states in America are irrelevant shitty flyover backwater states
- Infant mortality rate on par with Botswana
- HIV more common in America than Somalia
- 35% of the population is obese
- General population is stupid as fuck
- Value of the dollar has decreased precipitously

America is a borderline 3rd world shithole. If you're seriously proud of being American then you should fucking kill yourself.

>Flat tax is a good ide-

>anti communist

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

Lies.

Flat tax on income is 30%.

VAT is 25%.

Then you have health insurance, pension fund, all from 5% to 10%.

Neto average salary is $500 from brutto of $4000.

>hazmat

No user, it's CBRN you fucking casual.

Former eurogoblin here, I gotta say it's going to be fun to watch eurofats screech and burn from the jealousy of not being allowed to bear arms and carry a gun in your waistband everyday for self defense. Also the right to form militias.

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>tfw not 56%

Hates on Europeans
>Flag of the National Socialist German Workers Party

Fucking kek

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>americans aren't wh-

not so fast sweetie

Being this fucking retarded has to hurt

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>1.4% southern European
>White
Pick one mutt.

Even if 56% was accurate, it isn't, it would still be more whites than any other country in the world. We have the highest number of whites. Not included the so called white Hispanics.

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>building a town In the middle of a hot, lifeless desert
Why are they like this?

Unfortunately, we're becoming more like them. Europe was a mistake.

>tfw american

>owning a bigger house then a typical European.
>at lower cost.
>on the weekends you take your quad/dirt bike/sandrail out into the vast desert to go exploring.
>gas is cheap enough to do it.
>pop off a few rounds from your AR/AK/pistol/shotgun/whatever and nobody cares.
>ride back home and BBQ and watching all the stars at night. Something light pollution Europeans can't ever see anymore.

Sounds good.

192 Million Whites in a Country of 330 Million People still means that Whites get sucked dry subsidizing Tyrones and Hernandes 20 Kids , while not being able to afford 1.
Your melting pot is the biggest muttfactory in the world
Read Mein Kampf, even Adolf knew how bad your Country is

>get mugged by a nigger
>get shot

>HISPANICS
>WHITE

All true

All these jealous europoors make me chuckle.

>America
>worthy of my jealousy

Jeremy Kyle is a British show. Unless that person is American.......?

You can't carry for self defense. And those arms come after a billion rules. I can buy groceries, beer and ar15s and handguns and ammo in unlimited quantities at the same store.

since when arent i allowed to do those things in Germany ?
If These are the freedoms that make murica so Special, then im gonna stay at home, got em allready here

They're not that was my point idiot. We have the most whites.

be proud of your own country you dipshit

>"yooropoor yoorpur"
>heavy breathing
>"muh drumpf muh gunz"
>snarling at random niggers
>"muh dixieland"

>we have the most "whites"

At least I can read shitlers shitty book unlike you. Now back the fuck up turk roach before we destroy Germany again. For the third time.

至少我不是中国人

>implying niggers are even there or can even afford to live there.

But whatever Rui Hong.

Briton is a crypto-colony of US.

Not to mention they can't even self defense. If there is any human right its the right to self defense.

sorry i dont speak gook you animal

why cant i carry it for self defense ?
It is called a green WBK, i get it for 190 Euro and a 30 Minute test about safety, then i can buy anything except full Auto or AT.
Billion rules ? Have you read the german and euro gun laws ? or did Alex jones tell you about them ?
>it is a good Thing that anyone can buy a semi-Auto rifle in walmart

I guess we know now why tyrone is Shooting so many White Girls where you life

Awe how cute you have a meme to help you sleep at night when you remember you're not a free man that can bear arms for self defense. And you are not part of the biggest and most bad ass country onthe planet

>not quadroon with italian, german and polish ancestry and bit of McDonalds™ grease

>tfw not a divisionary causing shill distractor

>no taxes
lol

Shut up, chink.

>on the weekends all 100 000 000 americans living In the middle of nowhere take on their hexa bikes to explore the vast wastes

冷静中国男人

too many muds, you cant even put the effort in to conquer iraq for 10 years.
Hell how many of your rockets even hit that airfield in syria ?
Biggest fighting joke i ever saw

I love how Belarus Is portrayed as an abused wife/weary of Russia

>chimping out increases
>"MUH GUNZ MUH GUNZ"
>heart about to explode from all the consumed grease
>"FREEDUM AMEŔIKA FIRST YUROPOOR"

You can be. Please immigrate.

You too. Come to New Hampshire or Montana.

How's Angela merkel cock taste in your mouth roach? At least we weren't stupid enough to be ruled by a girl.

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I would never live in your shitty zionist ruled of a country of yours.
"Freedom" hahahahhahhahaa.
I'm having fun here with my automatic Zastava M70 ready to blast šiptars and mutts like you.

Your country is a joke,laughing stock.
Your police is a joke,pic related.

im sorry, Merkel is a woman, she doesnt have a cock. I know you americans get that mixed up, i saw enough of your "females" on TV.

At all designated areas. Hell I've seen your 'off road trails' and most of them are no harder then driving across a field in Iowa.

Also tell me Hans. When was the last time you really seen the stars in Germany?
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America is the last hope for the west. Europoors can't accept it.

>seen the stars yesterday, it is called "the countryside"

Holy shit, how fucking retarded, ever seen a map of Europe ? you do realize that were not 50.0002 miles of cities ?

>never been to Europe but "seen" the roads there

Fucking Christ, you gotta be trolling

Can't wait to bomb your irrelevant country again and watch you not being able to do anything about it

You're all a bunch of niggers, big whoop

>whiter than you

>he need guns to feel safe

You aren't allowed to do it unless your wife's boyfriend Muhammad allows it

Haha the Serbians shot down your expensive Nighthawn toy with a bunch of cans. They would probably have ripped off your heads and skullfucked you in a fair fight.
youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac

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the virgin delusional

(You) are completely right

Remember last time you bombed Serbia?

Also Melania would assassinate Trump at any given moment and declare Slovenian domination. Checkmate by mountain jews. Faggot

Here I can pay up to 45% taxes + 15% on every goods I buy.

Theres plenty of photographic evidence of Americans shitting themselves in Walmart

okay

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>he has no vision
get good mate

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>No taxes
>No regulations
>No bureaucracy
>Capitalist free market
Source?

>Faked the moon landing
Agree

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The final solution for the American question for sure