Tfw not american

[Jonathan Nelson]

>tfw not american

[Christian Davis]

Thank god..

[Luis Jenkins]

america is full of commies, the fuck u even sayin mate

[Angel Young]

Hark! OP Reveal thine flag

Lay low the borders wherein you reside

Cast out all doubt you are a troll

And reveal your heritage with pride

[Angel Hernandez]

americans trying to hard, the "chad" american is missing a few chins

[Xavier Jackson]

>no taxes

[Mason Williams]

its so true im probably twice the size of all pathetic european "men"

[Jaxson Allen]

europe isn't?

[Logan Rodriguez]

Euros may hate us now but they're really gonna miss us when China becomes global hegemon, trust me

[Aaron Russell]

In America you pay zero taxes, here in Bulgaria you pay 30% tax on your income + 50% for various Socialist concerns.