RED ALERT

this girl i know had a necklace with the star of david. when i asked her about it she said:
"i read the diary of Anne Frank and iam touched by her story" and followed by "iam considering converting"
what do i do Sup Forums?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Run.

Show her the evidence that Anne did not in fact write her diary and it was actually written by her father (or something, I forget).

Then point to the sexual parts.

you can go to reddit with your persona memel problems

Break some glass friendo

Wear a swastika and say that you were also touched by a story. Seriously though, run.

Tell her the truth, then she’ll reconsider converting

Tell her she can only be a joo if her mother was one. Them's the rules.

You can convert and you're considered fully Jewish.

explain her you cant convert to judaism you have to have semos blod to go to heaven in they belibes

GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS NAAO!!!!

Cool. how much are you willing to pay for that gas fellow white person?
*hand rubbing intensifies*

>You can convert and you're considered fully Jewish.
Not by Jewish state or most Jews. You'd be considered a retard.

Stay away from dumb people

The religion counts converts as Jewish.

That's what they told you, Madonna. In exchange for all your shekels.

This is true but for some reason stormfags consider themselves experts on Judaism and don't understand this. A lot of people convert to Judaism, even the most conservative sects. It's just not as easy as converting to other religions since Judaism is not a proselytizing faith.

Anne Franks story is fake and all written by her dad.
But sssstt, don't tell anyone.

let her know most of it was written in Biro, meaning it's a fake.

showing her the ridiculous testomy from holohoax survivors can be very eye opening for the uniniciated

The Talmud is a good one. even normies cringe when they see it

did you go "oy vey" and lied to her about being jewish just to impress her by bragging about your 6 hundred thousand trillion ancestors gaSSed in the holocaust?