Wanna hit up the club tonight user? My bud's the DJ and he'll let us in through the back door

Wanna hit up the club tonight user? My bud's the DJ and he'll let us in through the back door.

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Let me in your back door.

Disgusting.

Daga Kotowaru!

How about we let him in through the back door instead

Roastie

I'll pass.
Clubs are shit.

N-no thanks I don't frequent such places. H-have fun.

Is Amanda a virgin?

Sure, not like I have anything better to do.

>Clubbing
Nah, you don't really need me around to be a slut. Go ahead.

Is the current Pope Catholic?

No

youtube.com/watch?v=PgO7LJFsFn8

No

Is this a motherfucking Jojo reference?

would you a manda?

jokes aside? no

No.
Diana and sucy are better options.

I wanna go clubbing with Amanda, order her some drinks, then have a one night stand with her afterwards.

I also wanna lick Amanda's sweaty armpits.

>do you want 1 Pizza?
>no 2 or 3 Pizzas are better options
what kind of retard logic is this?

No,I don't want to get drugged and fucked silly,that's your job.

No he is argentinian pagan.

Yeah I have these pills so let's share them

That's not even user's logic though.

>I don't want pizza with shit toppings
>I'd rather toppings I actually like

don't make me consider and understand other people's point of view

Sure, let me get you a drink as "thanks".

Sorry I'm playing in the pub down the street tonight, the support act is letting me sit in for a sick bandmember.

>it's another "terrible food analogy" episode

>clubbing

>back door
That's a euphemism for anal right?

Right, a catholic.

Fags

>My bud's the DJ

we all know how this ends

>we all know how this ends
Care to elaborate?

She must really need help managing the glory holes

Sure, I'd just store condoms in my wallet just in case.