HAPPEING CONFIRMED DEC. 21ST SATURN

northjersey.com/story/life/columnists/bill-ervolino/2017/12/20/astrologers-say-dec-21-worst-day-2017/968331001/

>The bad news is that the shortest day of this year may also be the worst. And, considering what the rest of 2017 has been like, that’s really saying something.

>According to one well-known astrologer, the source of all this misery is Saturn.

>Apparently, the sun is moving into Capricorn hours after Saturn does likewise. This will cause both of these orbs to line up for the first time time since 1664.

>“Patience will not be a priority, especially if we are told that we ‘have to’ [do something] by our superiors. We may be perceived as subordinate. Be ready to deal with the repercussions of the rebellion.”

>THE REBELLION

>considering what the rest of 2017 has been like
But it's been a great year though.
The only bad event I can think of is the leftist attacks on progress and the Las Vegas shooting.

If you still believe in the horoscope and the stars affecting our day to day life without any direct contact then you should consider committing suicide retarded mutt.
Instead of creating stupid threads like this why dont you go and shoot at a hurricane or something.

why do pagans always try to ruin my birthday with the apocalypse

This is deep

but muh drump
>:(((((

Was 2004 the year that everything went to shit? I've spoken to a couple of people who remember it as the year that things noticably took a turn for the worse. Was it the mandela effect or something?

>1 spec in a giant sea.
>giant sea doesnt affect spec

Retardissimo

There must be more to it than this.
Anyone have the copypasta/pic of the "propheicies"?

Bump For interest

MY FUCKING BODY IS PREPARED

HIGH ENERGY THREAD HERE GOYS WE CAN USE BRUMPFTS:

It doesn't tho? Like, sure, the spec may have adapted to the sea over time to reach a state of equilibrium, but unless the sea is directly interfacing with the spec (especially on a concious level), or, changing dramatically in a way that the spec is affected by in such a way that it notices by necessity, it doesn't even notice the sea, ever.

Thinking horoscopes are real
1/10

Year's been pretty usual as all years this century so far

I don't get this hype

>astrology
>Anyone taking this bullshit seriously.

BACK TO PAGE 1

FUCK THE SLIDES

It was definitely the year that my life started going to shit. Maybe there's a connection.

What are you talking about? 2007 is always the year people refer to not 2004

aftereffects from 9/11. it takes it's time

INCOMING DARK STAR

...

Lets check that prophecy now

i think something's going to happen in time to shit all over Christmas

oh my god its already 21st here and I can already feel life being sucked out of me. The walls are literally caving in, I can hear both the bells from the church and the calls from the mosques. ITS LITERALLY THE END TIMES

stop

nothing is going to happen go back to infowars stupid fucking ameritard

you are on the earth
the sky above IS the heavens
the heavenly bodies have real implications (horoscopes are a red herring)
Jesus is God
repent

LOL. You think light from the sun is parallel when it reaches Earth? If that were true, the sun would look like a point source in the sky. But in reality, it subtends more than 0.5 degrees.

You can see this in the photo of the airplane, which is not large enough to block the sun from view.

alex jones is controlled opposition, he represents noone

north nj checking in
newark niggers are one of the worst breeds in america

guys the sky is bleeding.

>tfw Capricorn
>tfw my vedic astrologer friend texts me out of nowhere that tomorrow is basically the first day of the rest of my life
>my intentions moving forward will affect the next several years
>mfw I wasn't ready for this responsibility

Its my birthday too bud, happy birthday cunt

Tanks in 30

It's fine man just maga

I'm fine with this.

>Romania
>calling anyone else a mutt

>the stars and planets do not affect out world
WEW fucking LAD.
You do not get to repost that meme when you are this retarded, gyppo.