(((modern art)))

Evrope, Italy, Florence.

NO. NO. NO.

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Is it supposed to look like dried paint squeezed out of a tube? or is it supposed to be shit? I don't get it.

>Tumblr

You dig in the shit to find shit and post shit in your shit thread for what reason?

It's supposed to be a warped "The Thinker" statue

Per redpillare gli italiani e gli europei, non cagarmi il cazzo, camerata.
L'ho trovata su google digitando "piazza della signoria stronzo".

Camerata non fare lo shill ebraico.

Che cos'e`? Un pezzo di merda?

The question I'd be asking is who made you pay for that thing.

E' l'ebreo, il mutaforma.

cazzo, siamo fratelli :(

Dipende da che parte stai, sei antisionista?

this kind of "art" is called ampart

UMA DELICIA

>b-beuitiful

>concrete dog shit

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I unironically find this version very good looking.

>Try the nightmare vision googles
>It's an improvement

When will it end?

youtube.com/watch?v=DS76YKxiOKU

no, sono sionista, perche?

Surely made by a (((ligurian)))

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This is still modern art and it's awful as op's pic

I can't believe what my ancestors Ceasar and Augustus would say if they saw that

Why do people even allow this shit to be put up in the first place? Does no one have any balls left to just say "no"?

The second one is not so bad. It look like what college student are expected to do at school, but it's not as bas as a pile of shit.

The problem imo is Futurism as whole and everything it stands for

Poolazzo Vecchio

If it's a 3D rorschach test, then thanks doc.

Milano, Lombardy, Italy

What the fuck is that?!

Just gives me a chuckle

What went wrong italians? Get rid of them immigrants

Italy was the first to memed trought literature and art in general the "totally based badass man" with Futurism.
Americans, you and your hollywood jewheroes don't know shit, trust me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakar_mockery

"In spite of the cautious Austrian fleet, they came with iron and fire to shake the prudence in its most comfortable shelter the sailors of Italy, who laughed at all sorts of nets and bars, always ready to dare the inosable."

PORCO DIO

WE WUZ OPERATORS AND POETS 'N SHIET

This looks like a merman reading a book, to me

ffs italiabros

I can't believe my Nordic ancestors Augustus and Crassus built Rome for THIS to happen. You guys really dropped the ball..

ben memato, amico mio!

trying a bit too hard

Impressionism happened and then slippery slope we shit in cans and sell it as at art

THE NÅÅÅÅÅRTHERN PEOPLE


THE NÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅRTHERN BRÅTHERS

wtf am i looking at?

Merda d'artista

This is ART

It really is sad

Shit (merda)

To be fair, it's not Italian "art"...it was made by two Dutch men: Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen.

It doesn't change anything because someone decided it was ok to put that fucking shit in Piazza Cadorna, in Milan, but at least I'm relieved it wasn't something produced by us.

Pic related is an Italian masterpiece.

The intention of the author was to "homage the complex ballet poses". I'm not even joking.

>TL;DR this is why we need fascism

litteral shit

E UMA

This looks like something a child could do

Sorry Claes Oldenburg is Swedish.

Nah. He might live here, but he is absolutely not Swedish.

Somebody squeezed a lump of clay and then thought to themselves "this would look really good at a 40 foot tall statue."

"You don't understand the intrensic value of beauty in the unworked material: a block of marm or a lingot of iron has infinite possibilities of becoming a masterpiece."

I could literally vomit on the canvas wrote some fancy shit and sold for a fortune

Bruh thats just those things you use to hang up things in the shed/garage

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We should make an (((art gallery))), fill it with the weirdest kind of shit one can think of and invite all the hipsters and leftists from the country to visit it while also offering them the same weird shit "art" food which basically is mcdonalds food arranged in a very elegant manner. Then we'll become literally rich as fuck.

This is something I'd be exhibiting

looks like a turdpile

me piace

que scarpa!

Dirty kike

look at this shit. In a park nearby

WHO decided it was a good idea to put this there?

Legit looks like a ruined "The Thinker" statue tbqhfamilia

Its like a weirdly broken desk

that looks a lot like a pile of poop
reference to all the immigrants?

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Did Colossus eat too many sardine pizza pies?

Delenda est.

>bakar
>bakar
ITS FUCKING CALLED BUCARI
WHERE IS D'ANNUNZIO WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Hmm. Really makes me think.

Is it permanent? Hope they didn't ruin Piazza della Signoria forever.

>Just imagined having to dust all those nooks and crannies
>Instant anxiety attack
*Breathes into paper bag*

>BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPsssqttstsss
>oh, here's your art user!
>thank you giantess, do i smell eggs in there?

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(((Someone))) took the statue and warped it with their hands (see the marks) and then a large version was made to be displayed. It’s meant to make a mockery of western art and the expression.

Now this is shitposting

I saw this in Florence and immediately recognized it as postmodern """subversion""", A.K.A. emperor's new clothes and uglification of cities/culture. I asked my Italian tour guide lady about it and she revealed that she was pretty redpilled.