Brit/pol/: slags edition

>Jeremy Corbyn: We'll probably gain power next year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42411689

>Terror raids: Four arrests as army bomb disposal called in
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-42410084

>HMS Queen Elizabeth: Leak found on new aircraft carrier
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42406138

>Facebook grilled on Britain First page by MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42412354

>Brexit: Theresa May says she 'will not be derailed'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42382391

>Britons now back Remain over Leave by TEN POINTS in biggest lead since before referendum
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5186797/Britons-Remain-Leave-10-points.html

>Cabinet Ministers clash after Philip Hammond says 'no real Brexit will happen until 2021' and is accused of 'delaying' the divorce by two years
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5187211/Ministers-clash-Hammond-says-no-Brexit-till-2012.html

Other urls found in this thread:

hooktube.com/watch?v=hHku8ox-_I4
defconwarningsystem.com/documents/recovery_from_nuclear_attack.pdf
atomicarchive.com/Docs/pdfs/7906.pdf
oism.org/nwss/
youtube.com/watch?v=toYTWpRX_gk
youtube.com/watch?v=2RSRIQbpEHY
nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42434802
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Live_Now_(film)
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Eddie I'm going to ASDA, tell me what I should buy from the spirits aisle.

Tony Blair was a good Prime Minister.

Might move to NI

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Have we started the vanguard?

I would pay anything to smell the pink socks of the girl on the far right.

Don't spam again it totally derails the thread

ssssh slags time nao

>trying to buy dildo
>most of them are black

nobody on here has any friend let alone enough conncection to form a vanguard

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There is no way that is Britain, a couple of those girls are really attractive

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fuck da bbc

ne1 else no dis tune??

hooktube.com/watch?v=hHku8ox-_I4

How much has the British government spent on the wars in Afghan, Iraq and Libya?

What the fuck is this shit

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Few quid probably

twat

>body off baywatch
>face off crimewatch

>ynw sleep with british slags

i've come to quite like chavs/urban britbong trash. i've been around niggers enough to know that poor whites aren't nearly as bad

>massive Bob Marley tattoo

did nobody tell her that was a bad idea? really?

Does anyone have the video of wojack watching Nigel Farage say"I believe that Britain can be great," to which Wojack rewinds it to see it again, and again, and again?

Fuck, drank that can without even realising it.

Tizer?

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Missed the end of the last thread!

There are plenty of period studies on the matter of nuclear war effects out there and they all vary in their assessments of how bad it'd actually be. I think Threads takes the most pessimistic view possible out of the sources I've read / viewed.

>defconwarningsystem.com/documents/recovery_from_nuclear_attack.pdf (FEMA 1988 on the expected after effects)

>atomicarchive.com/Docs/pdfs/7906.pdf (1977 effects of nuclear war)

Also lots of civil defence material out there too:
>oism.org/nwss/ (one of the better diy guides)

Evening lads. Have you pissed off a Paki today?

youtube.com/watch?v=toYTWpRX_gk

untold millions lad

you could probs find the official figures for army, navy etc. deployment

but that doesn't take into account

-private military company bills
-strategising bills
-corruption
-paying for oil
-bribery
-cost of unstable middle east
-cost to uk's reputation

>Britain debt to GDP percentage in 2007 : 42%
>Britain debt to GDP percentage in 2017 : 89%

These the Postcodes of who you're shanking?

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Exactly my point about them not even sweeping up a bit.

how long til we bust?

The most interesting possibility to consider would be a scenario wherein there's no full scale international exchange, but one nation's capital is vapourised by lone agents. Hard to imagine the type of chaos that'd follow that. If, tomorrow, some Shi'ite who'd got his hands on the materials and rigged a crude nuke just turned London to melted beams and ashen shadows.

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With nuclear weapons there is the initial blast, the radioactive fallout then if enough are detonated they would create a nuclear winter.

I'm more scared that we might not. That we'll just continue to plod along, being propped up by the rest of the globalist PTB, with things getting worse and worse for us and better and better for them.

youtube.com/watch?v=2RSRIQbpEHY

That's a big pigeon...

We would change our facebook profile pictures so hard you wouldn't believe it.

>rigged a crude nuke just turned London to melted beams and ashen shadows.

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Good afternoon!

on some things we're actually way beyond the crowd.
wales is one of the poorest places in Europe, we've got a dramatic amount of government debt, we've got our own currency in a stagflationary spiral, a jumbo housing bubble, a schasm forming between the haves and the haven'ts, a collapse in productivity, a volatile political climate

let's just hope the police don't get militaristic because there's almost no accountability left..

what a lovely turn of phrase

Want a time machine lads

>Labour are reckless; vote Conservative to fix our finances!

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legs like oak trees, disgusting.

Have a few more cans and you'll be magically transported to tomorrow night

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I don’t know how accurate it is but you can see what a nuke would do to London. Check the Tsar Bomba the Russians tested in the 60s, fucking insane

nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

>Damian Green resigns as First Secretary of State after Cabinet Office finds he misled public about what he knew of pornography find on his computer

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42434802

>going forward
Fuck no
Working tomorrow anyway

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>Shi'ite
>terrorism

hehe good goy, keep drinking the kool aid. Eye-ran, Assad and Hezbollah are the problem. Saudi, Israel and America are le fuckin BASED!

>Resigns

Not your fault, but this isn't true. He was asked (told) to resign as May makes clear in her 'acceptance' letter.

no a sunni wouldnt nuke london becuase he might kill the mainly sunni london pakis

>Saudi, Israel and America are le fuckin BASED!
They aren't, but they aren't retarded enough to kill their own pets

They’re both reckless. Labour’s irresponsible spending helped set up the conditions for the crash, the Tories have just kept thing ticking along.

My city ;)

fuck off kid
literal garbage opinion
>straight past the trash into the fiyah

I think there was film about that - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Live_Now_(film)

Thing is, there would still be the rest of the country to respond to the damage in the capital; it wouldn't be like the whole nation being turned to rubble at once.

I can't remember what the largest historic nuke payload was (think it was something like 25MT) but with MIRV technology and more accurate missiles most silo based ICBMs will have a number of ~500KT warheads.

What kind of example are you setting

>UK defence budget : £45bn
>UK debt interest payments : £56bn

>Daisy, a neurotic and anorexic American teenager, is sent to the English countryside for the summer to stay with her Aunt Penn and her cousins
That sounds 'orrible

And we can’t even fire ours without yank approval

>tfw druggie tranny who gets High and sucks cock

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Do explain

Papers must have an Exclusive about what sort of porn it was.

Who cares?

He would have survived the allegations and continued no problem. Seedy bastard no doubt but what was the point in removing him from the Tory perspective? He is an asset in a party filled with clowns atm.

So long as the porn was normal, I'd have no problem with keeping him in Cabinet. Let's not pretend that kind of moral standard is upheld by anyone outside Parliament.

I guarantee it was incest

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BBC

Tory Party is jumpy over noncing/groping/raping accusations coming up

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And that's not counting the Cousin incest.

If the radiation doesn't get you, the inbreeding will!

Why do all you trannies debase yourselves? Some of you look pretty good. I get liking a rough fuck but a lot of you act like right sluts.

Hilarious thing is, Greens resignation is that it's only because he lied about not knowing things to do with the police raid.

Not about the viewing of porn itself.

So basically it's ok for all MPs to watch porn so long s they don't lie about it.

Anyone else looking forward to the massive debt funded party right after Corbyn takes power. What a way to bring in the final collapse

Daisy is a cute name

>muh labour did it first
>muh tories just oversaw the consequences

tories have exacerbatedboris johnson
>quite frankly disgusting
and added nothing of worth to the debate, so unless you have somthing of value to contribue, i suggest you lurk more or fuck off.

Not really, I'll be gone from the country by then.

Gay Dads are with Corbyn!
If you don't like gay dads then you are a fucking bigot.
Why haven't you become a gay dad yet?

There we go...
>Let's not pretend that kind of moral standard is upheld by anyone outside Parliament.

They truly are a bunch of snakes.

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>repost since last night was dead

Looked into the Conservative Society at my Uni- bloody tranny leading it. Might have joined were it not led by that creature, if only to drag it 'a bit more to the right' as someone once famously put...

>beef up
>coverage of non-Hindu religions
what's their agenda here lads
BBC is anti-India

Taking bets on gay interracial BSDM piss porn.

What's your excuse?

Makes sense. If you like being fucked in the arse, you'll love Corbyn.

Thats false, I think this is likely a missunderstanding due to the fact that failing to hail the uk and having dispensed their payload or followed their written orders they may fall under the US control for the remainder of their mission as they are instructed.

My point was they are both as bad as each other. New Labour and Cameron/Osborne’s Tory government are almost the exact same.

Please God, I've had enough. Please strike me down so I can go strum a harp atop a cloud for eternity.
Sincerely, user.

Fuck off.