You'll never be able to acquire 2000 acres of land for pocket money

>You'll never be able to acquire 2000 acres of land for pocket money.
>You'll never live in the last country on earth to own near infinite amounts of clean, fresh water.
>You'll never have the luxury to forget you're paying an electricity bill every month because it's so cheap.
> You will never benefit from absurdly low business transaction taxation (no taxes up to five years over any massive transactions) and near nonexistant red tape.
>You'll never experience what it's like to have no violent niggers or gypsies in the neighborhood next to you.
>You'll never know what it's like when the most violent minority is a fat perverted pajeet you can curbstomp with both hands tied behind your back.
>You'll never know that feel when Sup Forums has to make complete shit up about your country in order to cope (dog fucking lmao).
>You'll never know that feel when your retarded liberal leader has charmed the entire world and made you the most respected flag among foreign normies
>You'll never know that feel when living in an irascible province where the police actively hunts down people who don't speak your language well enough so much that the eternal anglo is perpetually in a state of extreme butthurt.
> You'll never experience the glory of Winter-Chan keeping weaklings and minorities bunkered up inside while you enjoy the freedom of empty streets and near infinite amount of snow sports material.
>You'll never experience in one of the most objectively measured stressfree country on earth.
>You'll never steal all the gets from Sup Forums while cucking them of their precious (you)s

Stay jelly Sup Forums

>You'll never be Canadian

>You'll never live in a country that didn't bend the knee to the queen

>You'll never have to deal with -20 Average temperatures.
Thanks global warming.

I don't get the hate we receive on Sup Forums, we are like a sane, non-retarded and civilized version of America.

You used to have a nice flag, too bad I used it as my pee-pee pad. Oops!

How dare you!

y-you take that back!

Fucking frogs.

>You'll never know what it is like to carry a firearm for self defense.
>You'll never know what it is like to have freedom of speech.
>You'll never know what it's like to have to live with degenerate "first nations".

Make me.

kek, you just to move really really far north beyond yellowknife... far far north where no one will find you. build a house so far away from civilization and no one will give a shit if you pay property tax or any taxes. How are the going to enforce it? Spend 200k tax dollars to find you in the middle of nomansland Canada? Kek. I don't think so. Rules only apply to city folk.

>have to live with degenerate "first nations".
Stop being poor. Only the bottom 1% of neighborhoods and town have to deal with them.

>You'll never know what it is like to carry a firearm for self defense.
Almost no criminals carry guns either. Being shot in the back then burned alive by a pack of niggers is an American tradition.

>You'll never know what it is like to have freedom of speech.
Neither does America. Absolute freedom of speech is a myth. What are we doing on Sup Forums right now? Faggot.

"Hon hon hon, j'aime manger les grenouilles hon hon."
-The Entire Province of Quebec

"Have you ever fucked a Quebecois? He he"
- Every Anglo woman talking to another

Quit stealing our women, poutine nigger!

...

I can't. It's our duty to spread our seed.

>You'll never have the luxury to forget you're paying an electricity bill every month because it's so cheap.

Fucking where? Hydro rates are increasing every year.

'Berta

>When the symbol of your province is a fucking furry

What? It's a snowman, I believe.

1)The chinks already increased the value of land to near unaffordable

2) Water is owned by Nestle who pump it out for free and sell it back to Canadians

3) Power companies have a monopoly and jack prices yearly

4) Low transaction taxes but you get taxed on other shit like carbon tax

5) Lots of violent armed niggers in big cities, they live in ghettos that people avoid

6) Again, lots of niggers, pajeets and asian gangs in big cities. Countryside has a shit ton of rural crime, farmers now drive tractors armed.

7) It's not made up, it's all true

8) Trudeau and Canada is a laughing stock of the world. The Chinese told Trudeau to fuck off when he went there for trade talks.

9) Police hunt down anglos while allowing rapefugees to enter freely and replace them

10) Snow sports are expensive unless you hike in the woods at buttfuck nowhere.

11) bullshit, lots of stress because you can lose your job anytime and be replaced by filipinos or pajeets as your company outsources

12) being this much of a faggot

Unfortunately, this is pretty close to the truth.

>1)The chinks already increased the value of land to near unaffordable
Nope. Unless you're retarded enough to leave in Vancouver. Take off your proxy or shut the fuck up Pajeet.

>2) Water is owned by Nestle who pump it out for free and sell it back to Canadians
Nope.

>3) Power companies have a monopoly and jack prices yearly
Prices are cheap as fuck. Unless you're a pajeet in Ontario. Ontario will be nuked soon anyway.

>4) Low transaction taxes but you get taxed on other shit like carbon tax
Conservative buzzpoint. This doesn't affect you as a middle class guy. Keep believing this shit doesn and you'll end up schizo like half of Sup Forums

>5) Lots of violent armed niggers in big cities, they live in ghettos that people avoid
Compared to America? nope.

>6) Again, lots of niggers, pajeets and asian gangs in big cities. Countryside has a shit ton of rural crime, farmers now drive tractors armed.
Lol nope.

>7) It's not made up, it's all true
Please give me your address and claim open to have fucked a dog. I'll get you arrested in less than 24h. I'll even give you a phone call when you're behind bars and your life is ruined.

>8) Trudeau and Canada is a laughing stock of the world. The Chinese told Trudeau to fuck off when he went there for trade talks.
Nope. The chinese actually love trudeau just as they loved his father. So does everyone in South America. You're again going off the conservative equivalent of buzzfeed headlines.

>9) Police hunt down anglos while allowing rapefugees to enter freely and replace them
Nope.

>10) Snow sports are expensive unless you hike in the woods at buttfuck nowhere.
Nope. You're just poor. lmao.

>11) bullshit, lots of stress because you can lose your job anytime and be replaced by filipinos or pajeets as your company outsources
Lol nope. It's nowhere as bad as the US and we have a ton of '''''socialist'''' laws to prevent unfair wages competition.

>12) being this much of a faggot
Triggered

Take off your proxy Bruce.

what province are you, bruh?

Im leaving Ontario when I graduate, for obvious reasons

The most violent minority are natives.

Quebec. Don't come here if you want to work hard and earn a lot of scheckels for schlomo.

Go to Alberta or BC but far from Vancouver it's the next best option for you.

>You'll never be able to acquire 2000 acres of land for pocket money.
I could buy double that with a 5 cent coin
>You'll never live in the last country on earth to own near infinite amounts of clean, fresh water.
we own 42% of the Antarctica.
>You'll never have the luxury to forget you're paying an electricity bill every month because it's so cheap.
I have solar
> You will never benefit from absurdly low business transaction taxation (no taxes up to five years over any massive transactions) and near nonexistant red tape.
meh
>You'll never experience what it's like to have no violent niggers or gypsies in the neighborhood next to you.
I only see one or two niggers a week in my neighbourhood
>You'll never know what it's like when the most violent minority is a fat perverted pajeet you can curbstomp with both hands tied behind your back.
Good for you lol
>You'll never know that feel when Sup Forums has to make complete shit up about your country in order to cope (dog fucking lmao).
Stop fucking dogs you fucking leaf lmao
>You'll never know that feel when your retarded liberal leader has charmed the entire world and made you the most respected flag among foreign normies
Is that a bad thing? lmao I know why you did this c:
>You'll never know that feel when living in an irascible province where the police actively hunts down people who don't speak your language well enough so much that the eternal anglo is perpetually in a state of extreme butthurt.
ya right
> You'll never experience the glory of Winter-Chan keeping weaklings and minorities bunkered up inside while you enjoy the freedom of empty streets and near infinite amount of snow sports material.
snow is fucking gay. the sun is better
>You'll never experience in one of the most objectively measured stressfree country on earth.
actually I do
>You'll never steal all the gets from Sup Forums while cucking them of their precious (you)s
you're really running out of ideas now ain't you?

lmao you're still a fucking leaf

kek seems to agree

don't laugh but i'm finishing a journalism diploma. But I can't speak french so I will never get a communications or reporting job in the Q. You are right though, I'll probably end up living in a small as town somewhere between Manitoba and BC. Ideally Alberta, I want to see mountains, Gandalf

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>meh
>Not using business status to dodge taxes
I sincerely hope Australia doesn't allow you to do that otherwise you have no excuses.

>I could buy double that with a 5 cent coin
Yeah. Too bad you wouldn't survive the trek to your piece of dry desert.

>I have solar
good

>snow is fucking gay. the sun is better
To hell with the sun. The white man was forged by snow.

We shouldn't be fighting with Australians. Australians are supposed to be first rate shitposters, not reddit r/ptg Canada bashing bandwagon jumpers.

fuck snow.

im so happy winter's been fairly mild here in albexas

Just move around the world and become an English teacher then. You'll make more money that way especially in countries that absolutely need people with high skills in literary and business english.

One of my pals did that. Started in Japan, then china. Pay wasn't that good but life was cheap and you're surrounded by easy waifus. Being a teacher in those countries is stress free and piss easy too since students are obedient. Then you up your network and start giving private lessons to adults.

Eventually to build your seniority and apply to high powered places like Hong Kong or the middle east and earn a six figures. Just teaching people how to speak your own language.

>You'll never be able to acquire 2000 acres of land for pocket money.

$30,000/acre where I live

Proud Canadian reporting in.

I'll have you know I am a first rate shitposter

Thats too bad.

>$30,000/acre where I live
>living near toronto

I sincerely hope you're underage and still stuck with your parents.
It's 2000$/acres half an hour from where I live and I'm in a major city.
The further away you go it goes down below 1000$ sometimes to absurd levels.

>I can't speak french
Stop calling yourself Canadian then. You're just an american wannabe.

It's not that bad if you aren't a faggot. Honestly, do something physical for ten minutes and you won't be cold. When I go out for a jog, I put my spring jacket and a pair of running shoes and actually overheat, even when it's below -20C.
As for the snow, unless you live like a rural retard, you have snow plows making sure it's not in your way for anything important. It also keeps immigrants away, and as OP has said, you can go out at anytime during the day and there won't be anyone bothering you because they're all faggots. Honestly, the only down side is that people drive like fucking turtles in the morning so it increases the time you have to spend on the road to get to work. Once you get used to it, snow and cold are the white man's ally.

Imagine your “infinite amounts of clean water” are frozen fucking solid 8 months out of the year.

>He doesn't know the bottom layer is always liquid, no matter what
You can literally set up a pump at the bottom and not worry about ice. Are you retarded?

What a retarted burger eh ?

Fuck Canada.

Yeah, I'll stay in my war-torn 3rd world shithole, thanks.

>You'll never be able to acquire 2000 acres of land for pocket money.
where can I do this?

>You'll never know what it's like to have a cab driver that isn't a paki
>You'll never know what it's like to be served by a timmies employee who isn't a poo-in-loo
>You'll never know what it's like to buy beer at the corner store at 2am from a clerk that isn't a chink
>You'll never know what it's like to ride the bus and sit next to someone that isn't a spic
>You'll never know what it's like to go to the cinema with not a single nigger in sight
>You'll never know what it's like to go to a street filled with pubs and not be harassed by drunken abbos asking for gibsmedats
>You'll never know what it's like to go an entire week without seeing a single visible minority

>Living in Toronto
Another retarded anglo

>you'll never die. Somebody help!

>objectively measured

China loves Trudeau cause Trudeau has admitted he would gargle their salty old chinaman balls if they asked. He worships the country. South america just likes him cause hes a socialist fag and wants to support their shit tier ideologies. Everywhere else only likes him cause he help push their shitty ideology.

>>You'll never be able to acquire 2000 acres of land for pocket money.
where?

>> You will never benefit from absurdly low business transaction taxation (no taxes up to five years over any massive transactions) and near nonexistant red tape.
what?

>live anywhere west of Quebec
>get subpar French language education that you could stop after grade 9
>only relatives who speak French live in Quebec and only see them once a year
>never hear anyone speak French unless they are from Quebec or New Brunswick, talking to other people from there

Wow learning French is so applicable to my everyday life and my previous life experience

I could do that. It sounds appealing and I know a lot of people who do it. But I also love this country and will always elect to live here minus a few years here and there.

Also I'll only have a diploma, and most English as a second language employers want a degree. Sure I can get that eventually, but since I'm graduating soon with debt, I just want to work

tpbp
fuck OP

This country is so fucked that CN Rail creating 70 new jobs in my shitty flyover province is a national news story.

>Wow learning French is so applicable to my everyday life and my previous life experience
I've leaned French, Spanish and now learning Hindi because helps me insult poos in the loos.
It's really not hard.

wanting to be a fucking cuck-leaf

kys

We should increase taxes on the poor and lower those of the rich to force the poor to become rich.

I agree, we should sperg out and strawman all over the place.

We will have those things after we annex your fake ass country

>Being this mad we grant American women the title "sex tourist" when they come over here
Your women are literal slaves to our massive cocks.

>be Canadian
>homeless streetpunk kids in leather daddy outfits all around begging for money so they can feed their pet dogs, who are also homeless. Some kids as young as 5 years old can be seen cruising the strip with dope needles sticking out of their little arms. Eskimo kids wait in front of ATM's to steal your money.
>Tons of homeless niggers sleeping on the streets, usually with diarrhea running down their legs. Smell so putrid some of them must have been dead and rotting away for quite some time. Piles of human feces swarming with flies all over the place, even indoors at shopping malls and such.
>take a walk with me Sup Forums: Typical day, walk outside our place and head to la dispensarie to pick up some blueberry kush (nb4 degeneracy - fuck off) and the as far as the eye can see there’s nothing but gooks chinks spics niggers faggots and literal chimpanzees with ISIS flags shucking and jiving in the middle of the damn street
>”Vote JT2” bumper stickers everywhere
>Mosque on every corner, more Arabic and African shops than Canadian ones.
>Occasionally Muslims will decide to pray in the middle of street and block traffic for hours.
>Literally like everyday there’s some kind of protest in the Montreal usually calling for the “Destigmatization of HIV” so faggots can legally murder each other with their disgusting AIDS blood. these always end in violence with protesters attacking police and vandalizing everything around them. One thing you'll always see in the city is someone’s car on fire.
>the large cities in Canada have been under a state of emergency for two years now so you'll see a lot of armed military patrolling the streets. This is rarely reported in the foreign press but it’s very real.
>shit weather

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