African Dictators

What the fuck is wrong with these people.

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Even in a gene pool as hopelessly polluted as niggers, great men, whose caliber are only seen every hundred years, can be born through pure chance.

>Those were the days.
he's right you know

Squalor, poverty, corruption, despotism, voodoo.

All things quintessentially African.

God there must be so many insane anecdotes about the multitude of African dictators and warlords. Being a mix of a child who cant take a no and a violent man with almost unlimited power really leads to some crazy shit.

Africans are so inept at government that political scientists invented the term cleptocracy in order to accurately describe their system of governance.

>kleptocracy*
Perkele
Fucked up my C:s and K vowels

Finns are so inept at spelling that their language scientists invented their language to be so impossible to understand in order to cleverly disguise their own inability to speak.

Now why on earth would they do something like that?

Well they're African, so...

drumpf?

>apefricans
>people
Are you new here asshole?

>feel when reminded that Russia is African

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If you want to blame anybody then blame this guy. But our language is more phonetic than literate because we spell shit the way we say it. Also, because our language and grammar allows for artificial constructs when forming words you can create shit like kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomammuuksissansakaankopahan
Go ahead and try and read that out loud

they have very high IQs and if you disagree you're a racist

>1978, A new, Moroccan

AYO MAN WE DINDU NUFFIN

I think Muslim dictators give them a run for their money, but yeah, slightly more subdued overall.

More like Turks being Turks

Ooga booga put a spell on you from grave!

Some /k/ historian that read up on African wars and skirmishes had some funny story to tell about how Uganda or some other shithole conducted an airborne operation against their neighbor (Tanzania?), and pretty much took over the country with a couple hundred troops by taking over key infrastructure assets that were barely even guarded. They had to withdraw when Zambia or some other shithole moved in to help their neighbor out.

Equatorial guinea has an average IQ of 59, so its not hard to believe.

Got to love his logic though.

I have a bunch of /k/ Africa war greentext stories. Best ones are the ones from an ex French foreign legion user who fpught in two different Africa conflicts in the early 00's. The ones that stand out are
>range sights sett to max because they thought it makes the guns shoot harder
>2-300 French soldiers BTFO of several thousand man militia troop that the commanding officers receive orders from Paris not to counterattack and avoid conflict because a few hundred whites effortlessly beating the hell out of thousands of Africans was turning into a media and political shitstorm back home