Why is she so dumb?

Why do people even like her?

Why do people prefer this bitch over Megumin?

She looks like those typical blue haired haremshit characters.

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She's perfect bullying material and therefore perfect breeding material.

Because I'm dumb too.

You're a fag with shit taste, we get it. Just stop making these threads, it's not funny anymore.

she remindes me of myself. trying her best but still fucking up hugely

Not everyone is a lolicon

Because she doesn't wear panties and some people like to see her suffer.

She's great as a character. As a woman her net worth is zero though

Because she was not created to pander virgin otakus like you

How many blue-haired harems have you seen

She's wet all the time

She'd give me money.

Vanity of Vanities.

Her personality lends to more varied gags than the other girls and she has the best interactions with the MC

I like everyone apart from Darkness.

Darkness isn't funny and her shit gets annoying so easily.

We don't like you and your shit taste, Lelouch.

She has the best scenes with Kazuma and they're both the highlights of the anime. But contrary to all the waifufaggotry that goes in here I enjoy every character in the series.

FUCK YOU SHE'S NOT DUMB SHE'S EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT

Trips speak the truth
Darkness is a fucking garbage

We really need do have a discussion on terminology. lol

>lol
Lurk for two weeks before posting.

>two weeks
This place has become really soft

Aqua and Kazuma are basically the best characters in this comedy act. The rest of the characters aren't really good joke material.

Huh?

Will Megumin ever master the art of explosions?
Will she ever grow a full adult womanly body?
Will she ever seduce Kazuma?

Tune in text time when she tries to use "Final Flash!"

>Why do people prefer this bitch over Megumin?
Probably because Megumin is the anime equivalent of a tall glass of warm liquid shit.

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I want to wiz on Wiz!!!!!

You can't deny that she'd a be a good girl to hang out and drink with. Plus she'd be a great fuck buddy.

Kill yourself.

Calm down friend.

She's the truest little sister character that has ever been in any Japanese thing I've seen.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Darkness ruined s2 for me, such a shit char

My sister isn't nearly as retarded as her I wish she was

Go on.

STOP BULLYING AQUA YOU ASS BANDITS

AQUA DID NOTHING WRONG

what anime is this from (i want to watch it)

>t. Axis Cult Member
Your "goddess" is purely for bullying.

Official Konosuba power rankings:
1. Aqua
2. Kazuma
3. Chomusuke
4. That loli succubus
5. Eris

I can handle the occasional gag and mistakes but S2 she is being ruthlessly abused and harassed by the edgelord Scumzuma.

She is always singled out among the other girls. I been in that situation and it is horrifying.

Read the LN, she deserves literally everything she gets. Kuzuma isn't perfect, but the anime makes him look worse.

>Will Megumin ever master the art of explosions?
She has mastered it.

>Will she ever grow a full adult womanly body?
Nope, but she is already a sex goddess as it is.

>Will she ever seduce Kazuma?
Soon.

>edgelord Scumzuma.
Is this nigger even serious.
>I been in that situation and it is horrifying.
So you're some beta who's suffering from PTSD from being bullied in school, that makes sense.
Seriously it's all fucking banters between friends, grow the fuck up.

This aqua is not for bully

She is the only one who can insta-cast Explosion. Not even Wiz or Wolbach can do that.

she's so uguuu in that scene, I want to eat those cheeks

You forgot the most important bit
MAXIMUM STRENGTH

Tuturu~

My bad I goofed up.

Enhanced Maximized quickened empowered enlarged extended widened silent still sacred persistent explosion

So that's what, tier 50 magic in a world where T9 is absurd?

cannibal pls go

Aqua is not human it's okay to drink her

When will Aqua get even with all these pieces of shit!?

She's the most funny, most useful, and most attractive character, BY FAR.

ooookay here we go. This is how you spend 999 skill points on explosion, folks.
> Invisible Spell : Removes all visual manifestation of a spell.
+1 spell level
> Bend Spell : Negates cover bonuses.
> Blistering : +2 fire damage per spell level, and -2 to attack rolls and checks if the target fails its save.
> Deafening : Any spell that deals damage also deafens its target for 1 round. No save.
> Enlarge : Doubles the Range entry on a spell's description.
> Extend : Double duration of a spell.
> Fiery : descriptor, adds +1 [fire] damage per die of damage dealt by the spell.
> Forceful : Adds a Save-or-Suck to any spell on any one target (even on an area-of-effect spell): Save or be knocked prone and stunned for 1 round.
> Sculpt : Changes an area spell's area.
> Silent : Removes Verbal components.
> Still : Removes Somatic components (and arcane spell failure for armor).
+2 spell level
> Empower Spell: Level-based variable effects are increased by 50%.
> Explosive Spell : Any spell that affects an area and allows a Reflex save now forces the targets to the first space outside of its effect if they fail their Reflex save, dealing an additional 1d6 per 10ft. moved.
+3 spell level
> Delay Spell : Area, personal or touch spell can be set to delay its activation for 1-5 rounds.
> Widen Spell: Any numeric measurements of a burst, emanation, line, or spread's area are increased by 100%.
> Repeat Spell: Automatically casts any non-touch range spell again at the beginning of your next turn, using the same variables as before.
+4 spell level
> Irresistible Spell : Remove all saving throws from your spell. Yes, you read that correctly. Fuck you Rogues and Evasion.if playing with errata, simply adds +10 to the DC of the spell.
> Twin Spell : Casts the same spell twice with the same action with identical results on their variable effects.
+6 spell level :
> Persistent Spell: Changes the duration of a spell to 24 hours. Extending as well makes this 48 hours

Konosuba

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>48 hours continuous explosion
Literally a mini star at this point

The threads are getting unbereable indeed.

>Subhuman monkeys using Konosuba thread to circlejerk
>Unfunny shithead making unfunny trip tryharding like mad.

It's like the Konosubafanbase want to be worse than Yahari.

> Megumin's origin story V2
> She stared into the sun every day and decided "That. I'm going to be THAT."

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>you will never please Aqua with your 4 incher

>Implying I'm not funny and original
>Cancer is an overgrowth new cell by definition
>New and original
>Cancer is painful for people
>Burning people is painful
>Setting people on fire is funny for some people
>Cancer doesn't go away
No matter how you look at it I'm right.

Though I'd be glad too, if those threads frequencies were to be diminished.

you will never please ANYONE

Girth is more important than length

But how can you get to the womb or cervix if there is no length?

>girth being more important than length makes length non important
Dicklets logic

That's really not the case. Girth can give you a little presence but lacks utility. Without length many of the best positions are simply impossible and you'll never do an real pipework.

Why is there so much talk of 3D intercourse in these Konosuba threads

>girth is more important than length
>therefore length is not important

>non being an ugly deformed abomination is more important than height
>therefore height is not important

>being overall happy is more important than money
>therefore money is not important

We are getting ready in case we are Isekaied early, better safe than sorry.

>ywn make their hips move on their own

>Money
>Not important
You lost me. How am I supposed to buy dem adventurer gear?

I may never make somebody else's hips move by themselves, but I have made mine move by themselves. Fucking magic.

Darkness>Megumin

Kuzuma, Kuzuma

How do you even make someone's hips move on their own?

>Megumeme refused to use the power of money to defeat the demon king

Worst girl.

TFW natural 20cm

I made mine do that through intense stimulation (anal and prostate)

I see...

Well back in my days, you would call this "a perfect couple"

Because she's funny

>spoonfeeding

Aqua looks cute when she's in tears and her crying voice is most delicious.

She's perfect for bullying. Arguably the other Konosuba girls are great for bullying too though.

>17.5
I'm in with a chance lads

There isn't a single Konosuba girl not made for bullying, except for Darkness if the victim enjoying the bullying spoils the experience.

Lalatina is too kawaii to bully. Her hard muscles is only matched by her hardened spirit. Lalatina is the best!

>Aqua
>Dumb

You stupid user

Aqua has low intellect but thats completely fine, she has the highest wisdom in the setting, its maxed out completely as excepted from a goddess.

Take your lies and mean memes somewhere else

okay aqua

Im not Aqua you silly, just a person with intellect and commonsense coupled with age old wisdom

Why do people think she lowers intelligence? Worst rumor.

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INT penalty is real

Two years is way too autistic. Two months is better but it's still overkill. Two weeks is the perfect balance between autism and shitposting.

I'm ashamed to share a species with people like you
Go back and stay go

Both "ai （愛）" and "koi （恋）" can be roughly translated as "love" in English. However, they have a slightly different nuance in Japanese. To find out more, we will take a look at words containing "ai" or "koi".

Love is divine.

Aqua/ Aikoi is the best Goddess.

INT penalty confirmed

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Pedo-Neet

She wears some very nice boots

>LN adpatipn isekai comedy with characters based on funny gimmicks somehow has better writing and characterization than an anime original coming-of-age story

What kind of bizarro timeline is this?