>be me >be one of only trump supporters at high school (live in blue state) > be 2015 beta fag zero friends >Find a fellow trump supporter and Sup Forums user (he mostly browses /fit/ he was pretty muscular) >he becomes pretty popular because he's QB for varsity football. I also become popular. >feelsgoodman.jpg >rest of the year goes by pretty good. >be 2016 >be in English class teacher wants us to carry crates of canned food to Food Shelter >go to a Catholic school so we have to do that shit all the time >teacher chooses the boys to do it since there are only 10 boxes. >girls get UBER TRIGGERED >cying, complaining yelling >Feminist homeroom teacher trys to bluepill us. >We build a wall out desks across the classroom to further trigger them >gay kid leaves girl side to join >girl punches him >fight ensues >we win >teachers can't do anything because girls started it Pt. 1
Ryder Taylor
epic!!!!
Mason Phillips
OMG SO CRAY CRAY XDDD
Landon Taylor
But did you die?
Jaxson Johnson
>Flash forward a couple weeks >walking back from math class wearing MAGA hat >short overweight Hispanic girl comes up to me >calls me racist >punches me >tell her "see you at the border amiga" >get called to the principles >her parents allegedly wrote a letter about me >never got to see letter >get a 3 hour lecture about racism and such >bring up the fact she assaulted me >"uhhh well thats not important" >get suspened >flash forward to May >School is taking my class to Canada in June >Pay the 2000$ price to go. >Be lunchtime >sitting with large group of kids >girl makes fun of me for my dad leaving me >(parents had NASTY divorce) >say she looks like Gru (she had a jew nose) >SHE LOSES >crying,screaming >every girl in a 20 mile raduis went with her to the bathroom to cry. >get called to office >get blamed for making fun of her dead mom >wut.png >dont get to go on Canada trip >don't get refund Pt.2
Jace Clark
Why would you fuck with girls when you have no friends
Colton Butler
So the moral of the story is that you just turned 18 and can finally post your faggy Sup Forums greentext?
