>car accident
Glad to see our oil escapades in the Middle East were just drone accidents, then
Melbourne
Adam Watson
Cooper Miller
Earlier this year I was walking home from the pub and stopped by a tree for a slash and a possum jumped on me from behind. Scared the shit out of me and got a lot of scratches on my neck but the cheeky cunt was just using me as a shortcut to the tree.
Julian Jenkins
What kind of dog is that?
Parker Myers
I did too.. this young fella wasn't going to hurt her
Blake Hernandez
Kek what a madman.
Julian Myers
You're right, the average white girl wouldn't mind it if an animal jumped on her, given their dating records and all.
Gavin Thompson
its a fucking dingo mate
Logan Barnes
a cute one
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Nicholas Parker
a possum
a good one
Isaiah Morris
Awwww! I'm curious as to why no Australians have put gimpy gimpy plants into a paste and smeared them over sweets and handed them out to Muslims?
en.wikipedia.org
You have so much poison you could use to attack your enemies, snakes and spiders to put in places but you do not do this?