>Be me
>Be 30 mins ago
>Be virgin
>Feelsbaman
>Meet cute girl
>Drive to girls house, watch some GOT and then we head up to her room
>oHshit.avi
>She starts kissing me
>next thing i know im eating her out
>Think about the stupid post where someone made a girl cum by spelling out 'AyyLmao' on her vagina.
>Laugh
>Erection lost
>Dosent come back
Why did i loose my best opportunity to loose my virginity thanks to you fags.
lik this if you cry erry tim
We didn’t make you a faggot.
this fake story really does sound like it was written by a virgin
I’m glad you didn’t have sex because you’re a pussy ass bitch. Don’t you know you only eat a girl out if you’re married and it’s either Valentine’s Day or her birthday
i wish this were fake
What's with the fucking British accents on GoT?
I couldn't understand the gobbledygook coming out of their mouths
you’re a pathetic faggot and an incredibly stupid person
This would not have happened if you wouldn't use meme flags. Just shows you are ashamed of your origin, low Test beta male. You will never make it.
>eating-out a girl
Enjoy your mouth cancer, bitchboy.
>eating her out
Cuck, you should have used your finger no your tongue.
the GOT universe was based on the War of Roses which was an english civil war between 2 opposing royal families
sage reddit threads
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>im eating her out
you're gay
Back to
>eating her out
Enjoy your throat cancer.
>Goes on Sup Forums
>expects to be laid
Sorry, but if you don't know this, you have only yourself to blame...
Eating her out, you took a subservient role and you ingested estrogen, nigga you gay
Hope you enjoy your mouth herpes and hpv faggot. Have a toast to the roast.
you freaked out due to a sight of the first real pussy evar, maybe too much pr0n messed up your head and you got tense. tell her you are virgin snow, she will get turned on by it. or dont, and live with this forever huehuehuea.
>be virgin
>go to stick dick in
>doesn't fit in right away
>end up cumming
>smoke a cig
>fuck her 6 more times
You need the smokes mate
Always keep a few mg of ci-alis around for the first time with any girl. Just in case. Then when you're still hard for ether 5th time you can just say you're really into her. Also has the benefit that if you're every unable, she'll blame herself.
What the fuck is he talking about?
>be me
>barely get half hard
>she aggressively jams it in while cowgirl
>dick bends in two
>goodbye what was left of that boner
>im eating her out
Embarrassing
I once marshmallowed a bitch who earlier in the night identified herself as a "Socialist, Feminist Vegan".
I think subconsciously that was enough to destroy any hope of feeding her a length.
I literally thumbed my flaccid dick into her cunt and gave a few thrusts before conceding it was over.
Good times
Has everybody lost their sense of humor? I laughed, and would have laughed with you had I been there, user.
>>Laugh
>>Erection lost