>Be me
>Be 30 mins ago
>Be virgin
>Feelsbaman
>Meet cute girl
>Drive to girls house, watch some GOT and then we head up to her room
>oHshit.avi
>She starts kissing me
>next thing i know im eating her out
>Think about the stupid post where someone made a girl cum by spelling out 'AyyLmao' on her vagina.
>Laugh
>Erection lost
>Dosent come back
Why did i loose my best opportunity to loose my virginity thanks to you fags.
lik this if you cry erry tim
We didn’t make you a faggot.
this fake story really does sound like it was written by a virgin
I’m glad you didn’t have sex because you’re a pussy ass bitch. Don’t you know you only eat a girl out if you’re married and it’s either Valentine’s Day or her birthday
i wish this were fake
What's with the fucking British accents on GoT?
I couldn't understand the gobbledygook coming out of their mouths
you’re a pathetic faggot and an incredibly stupid person
This would not have happened if you wouldn't use meme flags. Just shows you are ashamed of your origin, low Test beta male. You will never make it.
>eating-out a girl
Enjoy your mouth cancer, bitchboy.