Hey user, how about we drink together?

>Hey user, how about we drink together?
What the fuck do you do!?

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I drink together

Wake up.

lets go
drinks on this guy

Im not very social, so I turn 360 decrees and walk away

Drink with her and have good drunken sex afterwards.

What kind of dumbass question is? Drink and have drunken sex obviously.

Her.
Just gotta make sure she empties most of the bottle.

Sorry, I am allergic to alcohol.

>Turn 360 and walk away
I-is this bait?

Thanks

You too

Get drunk and accidentally get her pregnant. Then take responsibility, marry her and protect her smile.

Aqua needs someone like me who can understand her and appreciate her sense of humor.

Drink the alcohol and that start fighting her.

It's an ancient child born of two memes, the Sup Forums epic 360noscope and some other beta /r9k/ thing.

Spot the newfag

>get her pregnant because you understand her sense of humour

This, drinking with Aqua looks like fun.

*reddit

Drink her hot water

Why KonoSuba remind me of Fairy Tail so much?

Sounds like a fishy meme to meme to me.

She is dense and often times slow to process. I need to take the initiative. Once we are a family, she can do all kinds of dumb things, I will cheer her on with a warm smile.

Ask her what does she drink.
Depending on her answer I might kick her ass or go with her.

Ask her where the infinitely better party members are instead

Hold the first drink all night until she gets asleep so I can take advantage of her.

This. She must say the funniest shit when drunk.

''Okay.''
Swap her bottle of wine with a bottle of piss.
She won't notice the difference.

Sorry, i don't drink.

>Realize much later she wanted me to fuck her
>cry myself to sleep

But you drink from the same bottle...

>it's free
Drink
>have to pay my share
Drink with regret.

Stop bullying Aqua.

Earky Fairy Tail had decent humor...And then got ruined by fan service and power of friendship.

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>implying she won't drink it on her own anyway.

This except I swap my own bottle of wine for a bottle of her piss.

Are you high right now?

Hope the child doesn't inherit her intelligence stat.

>She won't notice the difference.
Why? Wine and lager are pretty different drinks.

So nice of her to purify that T.

Drink, obviously.
If she's dressed like she is OP's pic, you'll be banging within 20 minutes anyway.

I think alcohol is the least of islam's problems when it comes to "thinking clearly."

can't drink Aqua, if i got an incident with the jet and they find alkohol in my veins my career is over... also worse girl.

6/10 body, 0/10 personality

What's her appeal?

Drink water?

>Lol sake
saggy tits go homu

>what are you doing in the women's bath?

There's so much wrong with this picture that I don't know where to begin

the cuck is strong with this one

Get lost stupid Aqua, I'm going to train bakuretsu mahou with Megumin.

Begin by addressing your homosexuality.

I have bad news for you user.

Start by praying away the gay

>Drawn childporn is acceptable t Sup Forums

Jesus fucking christ, whats wrong with you people. I hope FBI catches you sick fuckos and mods ban you for this indecency.

Will watching Prisma Illya cure it?

But I don't drink Alcohol Aqua.

>Aqua needs someone like me who can understand her and appreciate her sense of humor.

So you're a special needs teacher?

Drink, but drink moderately so I'm still sober enough to egg her on and enjoy her drunken antics and rainbow vomiting.

>childporn
>14 year old
choose one.

It's underaged (which isnt exactly legal, when not drawn as well), but not childporn. Children are ages below 11-12, when puberty hasn't started.

i get that scumzuma and aqua are bros but it really triggers me that scumzuma hasn't pushed for a drunk brojob from her

I take the wine she gives me so i can drink with Megumin

>14
Shes 13, so yeah, its child porn.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_the_Rights_of_the_Child

I bet you didnt know about this you pedophile, child is anyone under 18. Theres zero outs or excuses for your preferences or actions, you must change your vile ways or the law will catch on your dirty deeds

>islam
>thinking clearly

>It's a "Rights of the fictional Child" episode
We will never be free from this shit.

>Parthenophilia
>Hebephilia
>Pedophilia

A friendly reminder that these 3 are all different things.

Also, Megumin is drawn, she could be anywhere between 12 and 18.

Rias Gremory is canon 15, would be a child in that law as well, so get lost with your guilt talk.

Get into Sup Forums Loli Thread and cry to these people, they fap to their

If theres justice in this wretched world, you will never be.

>shitposting about lolis while using pedobait show reaction images
Way to go user.

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Alcohol makes you social regardless of your tisms

My social anxieties vanish when I get stupid drunk, so I'd probably do it. I'm from an alternative world so I got lots to talk about. We have drunken sex after, and one-up all the Chads who lost their virginity to mere mortals.

Sure, why not?

I can't think of a better anime character to drink with.

The indian slut from code geass

Sorry, but I don't really drink. I just don't like the idea of my mental state slipping out of my control.

can you fucking fuck off already with this reverse baiting, it really fucking ached my fucking head how obnoxious you are

is that supposed to be aqua

Rika

no you retard it's a Sup Forums meme from 2006 about the Xbox 360 being shit

#rekt

I drink with her. I'm less shy drunk.

>cum into Aqua
>she purifies the cum into clean water

best girl

creator of the crimson demons

that's if she even remembers to do a simple concept, """""goddess""""" is so inept and incompetent that I doubt she can even do that one simple task correctly

Love these, where can I get more?

And when she cums, she screams Kachou Fuugestu!

it's not a matter of her conscious choice to purify liquids, she purifies anything she touches, hence she can't even brew tea for Kazuma

for some reason it doesn't work for alcohol (or does it?)

Nah, she's so retarded and incompetent she cant even do something as simple as brew tea, it's not a problem with her innate ability
Its her inability to do anything correct

I see this and I think TENGA...

Don't act like retards aren't adorable.

It's not so much the "Rights of a fictional child" as the " ""Right"" of the consumer of media to not associate a certain "pristine" character with something as disturbing". People who don't give a shit about the show won't care for erroneous or even problematic sexualization.

Are you even alive?

Take a moment to think about WHY child pornography is bad.
Then tell me how it applies to drawn pictures of naked girls.

Pour the entire bottle up her ass then drink it out of there.

Have a good time, Aqua is probably a god tier drinking buddy. The night would probably go like this :
>Drink with Aqua.
>Chill with Darkness.
>Drink with Aqua.
>Tease Bakuretsu.
>Drink some more with Aqua.
>Fuck the shit out of Darkness.

It spreads moral degeneracy and destroys our god given values.

>He asks this while posting goddess of purity
Get real user

>stroke Aquas back, while she is puking her guts out

>god given values
LOL what god do you believe in holy shit!
Christian Muslim and Jewish texts all basically support the other side in this issue.

Not everyone believes in the Christian/Jewish/Muslim god though. Like the Japanese. or most parts of the civilized world (interestingly this excludes america and israel even though they like to play themselves up to be the most important)

Ahh m'lady perhaps you are mistaken. Much like Satan I do go by many names. Alas, "user" is not one I'm sad to say.

But user, holy texts are just made by contemporary people and they mostly reflect the stance on social issues at the certain point in history.

Also there are lots of conflicting holy scribbles so I have a good choice on what to believe and I think that drawn lolis are morally repugnant.

That being said, when is S4 coming out?

Should start imprisoning every grindcore band ever then. Unless crime in fiction somehow applies only to visuals and not sound.